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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
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Has more Old Navy than the store.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: sunshine]
#25097666 - 03/28/18 04:27 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Couldn't martial art his way out of a wet paper bag.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#25097672 - 03/28/18 04:30 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Couldn't make a paper bag wet, let alone a vagina
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
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Lacks saliva.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#25097700 - 03/28/18 04:41 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Starts crying.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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LemurLemur
Pray for Boog



Registered: 01/30/17
Posts: 6,004
Loc: Drinking on the roof
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: sunshine]
#25097709 - 03/28/18 04:48 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Only boobs he's ever seen is in a sleezy strip club
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: LemurLemur]
#25097714 - 03/28/18 04:49 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is struck hard by boobs.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 13,030
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: sunshine]
#25097795 - 03/28/18 05:17 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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can't handle my grappling skills
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: crackbaby] 1
#25097808 - 03/28/18 05:22 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Uses grappling as code word for anal.
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Amanita86]
#25097817 - 03/28/18 05:25 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is on America's top 10.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: sunshine]
#25097924 - 03/28/18 06:13 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Has no idea that vaginas aren't supposed to smell like a spoiled can of tuna
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
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Has nothing but deep hatred for himself.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,819
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: sunshine]
#25098047 - 03/28/18 06:59 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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eats his calluses
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unam sanctum


Registered: 04/20/11
Posts: 6,702
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Sham87]
#25098083 - 03/28/18 07:13 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fucked his own mother and blamed the mutant baby on the family goat
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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,819
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: unam sanctum]
#25098140 - 03/28/18 07:37 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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incest is the first thing his dirty mind goes to
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Sham87]
#25098149 - 03/28/18 07:42 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Has mutant goats.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: sunshine]
#25098250 - 03/28/18 08:36 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dude's girlfriend has larger biceps than he does
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
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Boof'd a toad cuz he thought he would trip
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#25098312 - 03/28/18 09:10 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Stopped rapping when a guy destroyed him on the mic freestyling.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,819
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: sunshine] 1
#25099127 - 03/29/18 09:40 AM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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halted all kun-fu lessons once his mom couldn't foot the bill.
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