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OfflineKonyap

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Re: Why are women still suffering from child birth? [Re: trendal]
    #25079447 - 03/21/18 07:43 AM (6 years, 9 days ago)

whenever i see them giving birth standing up the baby flys out of their cooter like it's bungie jumping hits the ground and then seconds later it's completely fine
vs. hours upon hours of moaning and cursing with the higher probability of c-section, autism every time the woman takes a painkiller and relaxes her cooter and has to start all over

human infants are meant to be shitted out, it's not their birthday and they're going down the inflatable slide i mean it is their birthday but it's not a kids birthday party where they just turtle head in and out of the cunt like a problem turd

you don't have to believe me though, seeing is believing. I'll leave this here

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Edited by Konyap (03/21/18 07:47 AM)

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Re: Why are women still suffering from child birth? [Re: Konyap]
    #25079479 - 03/21/18 08:10 AM (6 years, 9 days ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Why are women still suffering from child birth? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25079634 - 03/21/18 09:42 AM (6 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Crazy_Horse said:
This is why your not a doctor.




I'm not a doctor because I chose not to be good sir :snub:


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Re: Why are women still suffering from child birth? [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #25079670 - 03/21/18 09:56 AM (6 years, 9 days ago)

It only took 15 hours to think that up.


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Re: Why are women still suffering from child birth? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25079707 - 03/21/18 10:17 AM (6 years, 9 days ago)

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Crazy_Horse said:
It only took 15 hours to think that up.




key word "only"


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Re: Why are women still suffering from child birth? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #25079815 - 03/21/18 11:10 AM (6 years, 9 days ago)

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Crazy_Horse said:
It only took 1.5 hours to think that up.




Fixed for temporal accuracy.

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Re: Why are women still suffering from child birth? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #25080168 - 03/21/18 02:16 PM (6 years, 8 days ago)

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Ahab McBathsalts said:
We should grind up the premie babies and turn them into old people food.




Fetus pizzle.

Hardest shit in town.


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Re: Why are women still suffering from child birth? [Re: pachoo]
    #25080254 - 03/21/18 02:58 PM (6 years, 8 days ago)

:takingnotes:

Didnt know u have kids. Thats cute.

Sounds painful as fuuuuuuck.

Making premature babies sounds like a terrible idea. Arent they supposed to develop in their natural environment, ie the Womb?

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Re: Why are women still suffering from child birth? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #25081108 - 03/21/18 09:49 PM (6 years, 8 days ago)

Do women not lay eggs? :confused:

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Re: Why are women still suffering from child birth? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #25081124 - 03/21/18 10:03 PM (6 years, 8 days ago)

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Psilosopherr said:
Do women not lay eggs? :confused:




:lol:

I'm just as baffled as you.


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