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Offlinexbloodwhipx

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    #25073837 - 03/18/18 05:50 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

Ever went to shake someones hand and had them grab your fingertips and try and crush them? Like they are trying to show you they are dominant or some shit?

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Re: Handshakes [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 4
    #25073862 - 03/18/18 06:02 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

Most males see a firm handshake as a sign of good character. If a business man shakes your hand and you give them a limp dead fish it will turn them off (in a business sense not a sexual one)..its a workingmans thing. People used to feel someones calluses and think "he must be a good worker, he does things himself and that why his hands are rough and firm." People with cold weak hands generally dont handle their own business.

It's almost never used to assert dominance, more of a low-key way of judging someones character.

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Re: Handshakes [Re: FractalMind]
    #25073908 - 03/18/18 06:20 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

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FractalMind said:
Most males see a firm handshake as a sign of good character. If a business man shakes your hand and you give them a limp dead fish it will turn them off (in a business sense not a sexual one)..its a workingmans thing. People used to feel someones calluses and think "he must be a good worker, he does things himself and that why his hands are rough and firm." People with cold weak hands generally dont handle their own business.

It's almost never used to assert dominance, more of a low-key way of judging someones character.




I know, Im talking about when they grab your fingertips and dont let you shake their hand. Like immediately go for your fingers instead of your palm and grab on.

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Re: Handshakes [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 3
    #25073914 - 03/18/18 06:22 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

Palm to palm clenching hard is cool. If a dude crushes my fingers I'm saying whoa hold up, Wtf bro. :astonishedmustache:


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Re: Handshakes [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
    #25073916 - 03/18/18 06:23 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

Oh I gotcha, that sounds like someone who has arthritis, they always go for the fingertips to avoid the firm handshake lol

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Re: Handshakes [Re: FractalMind]
    #25073925 - 03/18/18 06:27 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

Like really shake my fucking hand not my fingers wtf.

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Oh I gotcha, that sounds like someone who has arthritis, they always go for the fingertips to avoid the firm handshake lol



Yeah but this dude who did this to me squeezed hard as shit so obviously he had some hand strength and thats cool if im able to squeeze back, which I couldnt because he had my fingers. IIt just pissed me off because I was forced to shake hands like a weenie (dead fish handshake) and the motherfucker knew he was doing it.

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Re: Handshakes [Re: FractalMind]
    #25073949 - 03/18/18 06:38 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

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FractalMind said:
Most males see a firm handshake as a sign of good character. If a business man shakes your hand and you give them a limp dead fish it will turn them off (in a business sense not a sexual one)..its a workingmans thing. People used to feel someones calluses and think "he must be a good worker, he does things himself and that why his hands are rough and firm." People with cold weak hands generally dont handle their own business.

It's almost never used to assert dominance, more of a low-key way of judging someones character.





It probably is subconsciously sexual


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Re: Handshakes [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #25073953 - 03/18/18 06:40 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

I've run into a few assholes like that. Its all they are, if you are careful with a new person you will see them trying it and you can prevent it by pulling your hand back or grabbing their hand before they can get a grip on your fingers.

There is a little trick you can do if they are obviously doing it to hurt you. With your left hand use the second nuckles to strike sharply on the back of their hand. They will let go if you do it hard enough. It hurts as much as what they are trying to do or worse.


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Re: Handshakes [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #25073954 - 03/18/18 06:41 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

Yeah, like my palm is over here bro.

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Re: Handshakes [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
    #25074181 - 03/18/18 08:28 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

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xbloodwhipx said:
Ever went to shake someones hand and had them grab your fingertips and try and crush them? Like they are trying to show you they are dominant or some shit?





Remember this?  I don't know why, but I was reminded of this shit.



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Re: Handshakes [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #25074210 - 03/18/18 08:46 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

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xbloodwhipx said:
Ever went to shake someones hand and had them grab your fingertips and try and crush them? Like they are trying to show you they are dominant or some shit?





Thats how everyone around here does handshakes. i grew up doing that.

You smack hands and grab the fingertips and move eachothers hands up and down real quick.


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Re: Handshakes [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #25074252 - 03/18/18 09:14 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

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Stonehenge said:
There is a little trick you can do if they are obviously doing it to hurt you. With your left hand use the second nuckles to strike sharply on the back of their hand. They will let go if you do it hard enough. It hurts as much as what they are trying to do or worse.



:lol: ill have to try that one

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xbloodwhipx said:
Ever went to shake someones hand and had them grab your fingertips and try and crush them? Like they are trying to show you they are dominant or some shit?





Thats how everyone around here does handshakes. i grew up doing that.

You smack hands and grab the fingertips and move eachothers hands up and down real quick.



i can't even picture that, wtf :lol: where do you live where these freakish handshakes go down?


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Re: Handshakes [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
    #25074270 - 03/18/18 09:24 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

Happens to me sometimes.

Sometimes guys grip my hand and squeeze so hard, it almost feels like pseudo-assualt, but not quite.

A womans handshake is sooooo different. A womans handshake is soft and gentle like a fluffy pillow. Ahhhhhhhh.


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Re: Handshakes [Re: Asclepius]
    #25074314 - 03/18/18 09:44 PM (6 years, 11 days ago)

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xbloodwhipx said:
Ever went to shake someones hand and had them grab your fingertips and try and crush them? Like they are trying to show you they are dominant or some shit?





Remember this?  I don't know why, but I was reminded of this shit.






Thats 100 percent accurate actually :lol:

If i run into this bastard again im going right for his fingers, show em who the fucking boss is

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Re: Handshakes [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #25074562 - 03/19/18 12:24 AM (6 years, 11 days ago)

I've seen guys struggle with handshake confusion in racially mixed groups . . .  I have.

The African-American guys do their fancy thing, and the whites and Chinese are standing there dumbfounded.

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Re: Handshakes [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #25074593 - 03/19/18 12:37 AM (6 years, 11 days ago)

maybe I'm just a natural, but I never understood how anyone can fuck up a handshake.  extend your fingers, embrace the other hand and squeeze.  not all that fucking complicated. :shrug:

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Re: Handshakes [Re: unam sanctum]
    #25074690 - 03/19/18 02:11 AM (6 years, 11 days ago)

"Look them in the eyes and give a firm confident grip"
My father...and also gave this advice for handshakes.


Id like some ladies if their watching to give an opinion on this.

I have always limp shaken womens hands as I was taught ...imagine an slightly upturned open handshake with little to no squeeze.
I was pulled up the other day by a female that said that it made me look like a pansy and that women hated that type of greeting...she wanted the firm squeeze.
which do you and your friends prefer?


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Re: Handshakes [Re: hex_enduction] * 1
    #25074749 - 03/19/18 04:21 AM (6 years, 11 days ago)

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hex_enduction said:
Quote:

Stonehenge said:
There is a little trick you can do if they are obviously doing it to hurt you. With your left hand use the second nuckles to strike sharply on the back of their hand. They will let go if you do it hard enough. It hurts as much as what they are trying to do or worse.



:lol: ill have to try that one

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Bill_Oreilly said:
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xbloodwhipx said:
Ever went to shake someones hand and had them grab your fingertips and try and crush them? Like they are trying to show you they are dominant or some shit?





Thats how everyone around here does handshakes. i grew up doing that.

You smack hands and grab the fingertips and move eachothers hands up and down real quick.



i can't even picture that, wtf :lol: where do you live where these freakish handshakes go down?





I didn't describe it well at all

It's called a dap


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Handshakes [Re: unam sanctum]
    #25074897 - 03/19/18 07:29 AM (6 years, 11 days ago)

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maybe I'm just a natural, but I never understood how anyone can fuck up a handshake.  extend your fingers, embrace the other hand and squeeze.  not all that fucking complicated. :shrug:



Its pretty easy in the situation im talking about, they fuck it up for you. I started extending my hand at a normal speed while looking at the dudes face, and he looks down at my hand as if targeting my fingers, quickly reaches out to grab my fingers whilst im unprepared to shake because the dude literally reached all the way to my side to grab my hand. So my fingers were still all bunched together lol. This left me unable to squeeze with any power while he literally cracked my fingers. If he wasn't a relative (first time meeting him too) I probably would of fucking uppercut him with my free hand lol. Dude will get it done back to him the next time I see him, Im going straight at those fingers.

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Re: Handshakes [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #25075005 - 03/19/18 08:46 AM (6 years, 11 days ago)

ohhh okay, yeah ppl dap each other up here in fl, esp miami dudes, and i guess that's a fair enough description :lol:


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Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.

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