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OfflineLearyfanS
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Two big Quick Fix mistakes * 1
    #14094324 - 03/09/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm a fucking idiot.  Here's why.  So I'm always raving about Quick Fix because me, my friends and many Shroomerites have used it to pass drug screens without a problem.  I'm in the process of getting a new job that required a drug screen and planned on using it.  I was so confident about it, that I carelessly did not follow the heating directions.  Twice.  And it almost cost me a big job opportunity.  Heed my warning.  Do not do what I have done.  Here's what happened. 

Yesterday, I open up my Quick Fix, open up the heating pad, rubber band the two together and throw it in the microwave for 10 seconds.  The instructions say to heat up the heating pad (by opening it and moving it around) one hour before use.  I didn't read the instructions and heated it all up at the same time.  Then I stick it in my tighty whities above my dick and go to the testing place.  I drink lots of water in front of the lady for a touch of realism and because I like to piss in the toilet also, as if I'm getting rid of everything that didn't go in the cup.  So I go in, dump the bottle of Quick Fix in the cup and piss in toilet.  I come out and give it to her.  She looks at it for a minute and says "It's not hot enough".  My heart sinks to the floor.  "It's not registering on the strip."  I play stupid and act like I have no idea what could be wrong.  She offers to test me again.  I tell her what everyone who fails a drug screen says, "I gotta go".  I tell her that I'm on my work break and that I need to get back immediately.  She says she'll call the job I'm applying for and tell them and then it's up to them.  So I call my smoker friend who lives up the street and ask her if she has any Quick Fix.  She does and was headed out the door.  Had I called two minutes later, I would have missed her.  So I drive there real quick, and get it.  I call my perspective job up and tell them that I had to get back to work, but that my boss said I could come right back.  They initially tell me that they can't work with me, but they like me and want to hire me, so I talk them into giving me another chance.  They said "Come into the office".  I go to the office and they spit test me.  I was confident that I'd pass that because those things don't work.  I passed.  I thought I was clear and free and then they tell me that I can go back to the drug screen place to pee again.  Again I tell them that I don't have enough time to do it.  I had spent 20 or 30 minutes in there doing the spit test, etc.  I tell them that I'll do it tomorrow.  Now they're getting more frustrated, but they tell me that they'll think about it and for me to call them the next day. 

Today, I call them and they said they'd give me another chance.  I heat up my Quick Fix heating pad one hour before use, as per the instructions this time.  Only now I'm not confident in the heating pad, so instead of heating the bottle up for 10 seconds, I do 15 or 16 seconds.  I go back to the pee place.  She checks my socks this time since it was a re-test.  No problem.  I keep it above my penis in my tighty whities.  So I go in there and poor the Quick Fix into the cup and come out.  She looks at it and goes "What is wrong with you?"  "Huh?", I said.  "Now you're testing too hot", she says.  Again I act like I have no idea why this could be happening.  "Well yesterday you test too cold and now you test too hot, so you tell me".  Again, I play dumbfounded.  Then she says "Well you tested hot, but I'm going to go ahead and pass you so that you can get your job."  My heart lifts.  Then she starts lecturing me by saying things like "You need to watch what you're doing", "You need to clean up your act", "You know some jobs require hair tests and despite what the internet says, that does not work", "You need to stay out of trouble".  As she's saying all this, obviously I'm very polite and gracious, etc.  I acknowledge what she's saying without admitting what I did, just in case she was trying to trick me into a confession.  But she let me go.  I shake her hand, sincerely thank her and leave. 

So don't be stupid like me.  Quick Fix does work, but you have to carefully follow the directions.  BEWARE!













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Re: Two big Quick Fix mistakes [Re: Learyfan] * 2
    #14094352 - 03/09/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

GREAT SUCCESS!

:borat:

That's a cool ass drug tester lol.

What job are you getting(without being too specific of course)?


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OfflineLearyfanS
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Re: Two big Quick Fix mistakes [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14094489 - 03/09/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Well, it's kind of a production job, which is totally not what I've been doing for the last 12 years.  I've been in Call Center and HR since 1999.  But this job pays more than any job I've ever had, so I'm looking forward to it.  Well, mostly looking forward to the money.  But I just wanted to tell my story as a cautionary tale.  Be careful with the temperature on the Quick Fix.  BEWARE!













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Mp3 of the month:  The Fe-Fi-Four Plus 2 - I Wanna Come Back (From the World of LSD)


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Re: Two big Quick Fix mistakes [Re: Learyfan]
    #25070159 - 03/17/18 03:46 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

I'm glad to hear that you pass Learyfan. We have different destiny though. I unexpectedly failed using Qf+. I don't know why, I followed all the instruction just like what I did last annual physical examination. I am confident that I'll pass because I did exactly what I did last year to pass. Are they changing the way they verify authentic urines? or maybe they are using a modern technology determine a synthetic urine. Dang it! why is this happening, I really need my job right now, I need to pay for rent and the Iphone that I am paying monthly. Next time I'm gonna trust only those with a great review on their site like urinereview.

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Re: Two big Quick Fix mistakes [Re: Learyfan]
    #25070303 - 03/17/18 07:31 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Get the chemical hand warmers and heat it in the luxury of you own car and carry a case of quick fix with you.


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Re: Two big Quick Fix mistakes [Re: Chris_GIlford]
    #25070746 - 03/17/18 11:28 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

I'm sorry to hear that you failed, Chris.  That really sucks!  What reason did they give you?  What exactly did they say? 

Update on my story.  That job obviously wasn't for me and I got another job 20 days after writing this post, used Quick Fix again, passed the test, and I've been at that job ever since.  And at this point in my life, the next time I take a drug test for a job, I'll just do it by not smoking.  Providing they don't take one of my hairs, I'll have nothing to worry about.  I know I could stop smoking pot for a month now.  I just couldn't imagine going a day without it back then. 











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Re: Two big Quick Fix mistakes [Re: Learyfan]
    #25071638 - 03/17/18 06:30 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks guys, here's what happened. I got a phone call from lab saying Unfortunately, it is not human urine blah blah blah. After I heard that line, my mind snap and I don't even remember what the person on lab is saying. :frown:

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Re: Two big Quick Fix mistakes [Re: Chris_GIlford] * 1
    #25071906 - 03/17/18 08:30 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Oh shit

Didn't even realize it was a old post. Yo that's awesome you gave an update on this. Nice.

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