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Best and worst phrases??
    #25059039 - 03/12/18 06:43 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

For me I like "Did you know?" because its so perfectly condescending. "I'm gunna hafta..." is also nice.

I hate "Well, there you go!" cause if it comes up in your conversation it means you're probably not talking about anything.

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: cannabinated]
    #25059077 - 03/12/18 07:06 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

Okay the one that pisses me off the most, because it's indicative of really lazy writing in media: "what are you talking about?"

That line shows up in movies and television all the time and it's like, you really couldn't come up with a better question?
Makes me cringe every time.

The other is "same difference" when people actually mean "same thing".

"Same difference" only makes sense when were talking about numbers, the difference between 7 and 10 and 6 and 9 is the same difference.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: elasticaltiger]
    #25059085 - 03/12/18 07:09 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

"From the horses mouth" is annoying. I have no favorite, at least nothing that isn't an inside joke sort of deal.

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: elasticaltiger] * 3
    #25059086 - 03/12/18 07:09 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

“Fuck my ass”

Hate it

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: plasma] * 1
    #25059121 - 03/12/18 07:32 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

It is what it is...ugh

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Leak the cricket] * 1
    #25059125 - 03/12/18 07:35 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

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Leak the cricket said:
It is what it is...ugh





:lol: NO SHIT? :facepalm:


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: elasticaltiger]
    #25059128 - 03/12/18 07:36 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

It ain't t what it aint?

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Leak the cricket]
    #25059206 - 03/12/18 08:23 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

Wubba lubba dub dub

Ricky ticky tacky beeiitch

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: impatientguy]
    #25059287 - 03/12/18 09:11 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

tell it like it is
i feel ya
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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Stonehenge]
    #25059304 - 03/12/18 09:19 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

-Git 'er done!

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: unam sanctum]
    #25059368 - 03/12/18 10:02 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

" The owls are not what they seem."


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: koods] * 1
    #25059481 - 03/12/18 11:15 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

I absolutely love the term "fixin' to," as in "i'm fixin' to die," or something of the sort....

and i quite enjoy when people, generally old folk, say, "see, what you do here is...," and then proceed in telling you exactly what must be done in whatever situation is occuring.

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Larabar] * 1
    #25059505 - 03/12/18 11:35 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: impatientguy]
    #25059508 - 03/12/18 11:39 PM (6 years, 17 days ago)

-fair to middlin'

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: cannabinated]
    #25059543 - 03/13/18 12:17 AM (6 years, 17 days ago)

It's not so much of an idiomatic expression as it is a pseudo moral, but it makes me livid whenever I hear it: "We shouldn't judge others."  What in the hell does that even mean?!  It's like the people who tell me not to judge others are in turn passing judgment upon me by saying that.  It would be different if they pointed out some sort of hypocrisy in my judgment and followed it up with, "That's why you shouldn't judge them in this particular instance."  But that isn't what they do at all; rather, it's just a blanketed pseudo-moral of "Never judge anyone any of the time."  That's fucking ridiculous logic!




One of my favorites: "Procrastination is the thief of time."  I learned this lesson the hard way while writing papers for college.  :awesomenod:

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: koods]
    #25059562 - 03/13/18 12:45 AM (6 years, 17 days ago)

"Nip it in the bud" reminds me of my lost potential.

"I love you" and "I'm sorry" both represent a terrible fallacy.  Love is selfless, present, and understanding.  If one must say "I love you", then it is implied that there is a self (I), a verb (love) and another self (you) to receive the message.  There is the passage of time in the act of communication, which further distances oneself from the moment.  The phrase then becomes the most common method of expressing the feeling, but as the description is never the described, speaking of love is not love.  The same goes for sorrow, which is the root of all passion.  If spoken word is one's only form of expression, then one's actions will never be loving.

I rather enjoy the phrase "conformity is disorder".  It speaks volumes of the state of the world today.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: cannabinated] * 3
    #25059578 - 03/13/18 01:08 AM (6 years, 17 days ago)

This whole thing stinks to high heaven.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Great Scott]
    #25059618 - 03/13/18 02:13 AM (6 years, 17 days ago)

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Great Scott said:
This whole thing stinks to high heaven.





:notyou:

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Leak the cricket] * 1
    #25059684 - 03/13/18 03:13 AM (6 years, 17 days ago)

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Leak the cricket said:
It is what it is...ugh



LOL, that's one of my all time favourites. Acceptance exemplified. Acceptance is good shit.

My all time favourite is:

'Let Go'

Don't have any I don't like.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25059758 - 03/13/18 05:15 AM (6 years, 17 days ago)

Best:
"No shit" - I find this one to be a fitting answer to most situations in life, just change the inflexion used.

Worst:
"Get a grip" - I don't wanna get a grip, I'm a highly emotional person and you gotta deal with it, you judgemental moron.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #25060031 - 03/13/18 08:15 AM (6 years, 17 days ago)

"You know why" or "figure it out" from any women infuriates me to no end, bitch no i dont why now quit playing this game and just say what u wanna say:facepalm3:


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: elasticaltiger]
    #25060107 - 03/13/18 08:50 AM (6 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

elasticaltiger said:
Quote:

Leak the cricket said:
It is what it is...ugh





:lol: NO SHIT? :facepalm:




This one drives me fucking nuts too.  I also hate “well there you go” and anyone that speaks in text phrase like “OMG” and “LOL”

And “I told you so.”  Fuck you


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: cannabinated]
    #25060415 - 03/13/18 12:01 PM (6 years, 16 days ago)

"Get with the program"

A phrase used by conformist idiots


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Great Scott]
    #25060440 - 03/13/18 12:17 PM (6 years, 16 days ago)

Worsts - "I could care less"; "[artist/band] is a sell out." ;"It's not fair!"; "Not for nothing, but..."

Best - "I'll bet dollars to donuts that..."


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Enlil]
    #25061511 - 03/13/18 08:36 PM (6 years, 16 days ago)

How much you wanna bet me a dollar!?

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #25061587 - 03/13/18 09:16 PM (6 years, 16 days ago)

Worst: anything using the words "in vain."

Best: "clusterfuck"

Current momentary personal favorite: "he did the thing!" I like to use this as an excited statement for any action I was anticipating because it's so generic, but I'm sure it'll get old in like a month. it's already kind of old now. Sometimes I will start by instructing someone to "do the thing" and then will celebrate with "he did the thing!" Naturally, I say this to online videos where no one can actually hear me, but still.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: nooneman] * 2
    #25061645 - 03/13/18 09:53 PM (6 years, 16 days ago)

I love the words horseshit and batshit for some reason. Those are two words that aren't used nearly enough.

I hate when people say, ISIS terrorists/mexican drug cartels/insert any evil group of humans and say "they're like animals." So you're saying animals are so horrible and morally depraved that the worst humans on Earth are as bad as the average animal? That kind of condescension and superiority complex towards other species pisses me off to no end. So apparently my dog is as morally bankrupt as an ISIS terrorist? Go fuck yourself.

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: triphead9428] * 2
    #25062170 - 03/14/18 07:36 AM (6 years, 16 days ago)

Sometimes I like to say “Whatever floats your goat.” I tend to get some interesting looks. And not exactly verbally but something about smashing the words “shits and giggles” together to form “shiggles” greatly amuses me.



One of my least favourites, off hand, is probably “You decide,” because in my head it’s usually followed with “Bitch I just asked your opinion.” :crankey:

Oh, and “livin’ the dream...” Gotta love it when peeps need to share the general malaise.

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #25062186 - 03/14/18 07:43 AM (6 years, 16 days ago)

BAD: "Not to be a dick but.." *proceeds being a dick* (in all its guises)

GOOD: "when If's and But's were candy and nuts, what a wonderful christmas it would be." :christmas:


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Asante]
    #25062188 - 03/14/18 07:45 AM (6 years, 16 days ago)

-if wishes were fishes the sea would be full

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #25062191 - 03/14/18 07:45 AM (6 years, 16 days ago)

OK, Category 5 clusterfuck:


"That wasn't the weighed dose.." :omgz:


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
    #25062322 - 03/14/18 09:22 AM (6 years, 16 days ago)

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XLCaps said:
Sometimes I like to say “Whatever floats your goat.” I tend to get some interesting looks.




Change it to "Whatever bloats your goat" and you'll really start to get some interesting looks.

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Great Scott]
    #25065809 - 03/15/18 01:19 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

"No Pepsi, Coke!"


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #25065825 - 03/15/18 01:27 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

Worst is when people go "ahahaha.. CLASSIC"

Best is telling someone "Sloba D!"


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: trees]
    #25066078 - 03/15/18 03:23 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

Niiice


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: koods] * 1
    #25066618 - 03/15/18 07:29 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

God bless or have a blessed day are both pretty bad too.  I'm a fucking atheist retards keep your god shit to yourself.  I also hate when people say "anyways" when they're ready to move on from a subject.  First off, fuck you.  And secondly, anyways isn't even a word believe it or not. 

I also hate when people use idioms but use them incorrectly.  Brass tax?  No it's brass tacks.  I could care less?  No, I couldn't care less.  For all intensive purposes?  No, for all intents and purposes. 

Good phrases...
You got it
10-4
Roger that
I gave/got the heisman from X
Wish in one hand and shit in the other
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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #25066634 - 03/15/18 07:36 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

God bless bro :pope:


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: trees]
    #25066640 - 03/15/18 07:41 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

“Well fuck me sideways”

I’m not sure if I like it or not

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #25066847 - 03/15/18 09:04 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

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God bless or have a blessed day are both pretty bad too.  I'm a fucking atheist retards keep your god shit to yourself.  I also hate when people say "anyways" when they're ready to move on from a subject.  First off, fuck you.  And secondly, anyways isn't even a word believe it or not. 

I also hate when people use idioms but use them incorrectly.  Brass tax?  No it's brass tacks.  I could care less?  No, I couldn't care less.  For all intensive purposes?  No, for all intents and purposes. 

Good phrases...
You got it
10-4
Roger that
I gave/got the heisman from X
Wish in one hand and shit in the other
misery loves company
And one I like to use with the people that work for me is "you've been volunteered to do X"




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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Great Scott]
    #25066871 - 03/15/18 09:13 PM (6 years, 14 days ago)

Hail Satan brothers and sisters of Truth and Life


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #25067750 - 03/16/18 02:11 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

"Irregardless"

Fuck people who say that. It's just "regardless." "Irregardless" isn't a word.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: elasticaltiger] * 1
    #25067878 - 03/16/18 04:41 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

'For sure' is my favourite one I picked up in America. It's got a lovely ring of positivity to it.

'Cunt' is my favourite one I picked up in Australia. If you can get over using it commonly/frequently it's as wonderfully versatile as 'Fuck', but with an even more beautiful ring to it.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: cannabinated] * 1
    #25068078 - 03/16/18 07:58 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

Worst: "I feel a certain type of way.."


WHAT TYPE OF WAY? HOW DO YOU FEEL? CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?

I hear this about a thousand times a day here and it drives me absolutely crazy.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: keyohnah]
    #25068103 - 03/16/18 08:10 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

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Worst: "I feel a certain type of way.."



LOL who says that?!? Never heard that one being tailed off before like that.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25068112 - 03/16/18 08:15 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

LMAO I hate "some type of way"

Mostly used in the black community.

I also hate "for sure" cause I always take it as the opposite. It always makes me feel like I'm with a group of dumb bros in california. It's just a lazy response most of the time.

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: cannabinated]
    #25068127 - 03/16/18 08:21 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

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It's just a lazy response most of the time.



I suppose that depends very much on the intonation used. Say it lazily, and then say it enthusiastically.

There's quite some difference.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #25068129 - 03/16/18 08:22 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: cannabinated]
    #25068130 - 03/16/18 08:23 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

It's just so overused it has an awful taste in my mouth. It has the same utility as "there you go". Like nah bitch just nod ur fucking head.

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: cannabinated]
    #25068131 - 03/16/18 08:24 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

'God' used to leave that taste in my mouth. Nearly all my life.

Then, later on, I realised that it was not the word that put that taste there, but the emotion I attached to it.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25068136 - 03/16/18 08:27 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

I am all for saying it if it is enthusiastic. It's just very rare to hear it used that way.

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #25068140 - 03/16/18 08:28 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

From my experience, "a certain type of way" or "some type of way" is a new york thing. i haven't heard it much in other states.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: keyohnah]
    #25068152 - 03/16/18 08:35 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

Interesting. I just associate it with kids trying to act like chris brown and shit.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: elasticaltiger]
    #25068266 - 03/16/18 09:33 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

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"Irregardless"

Fuck people who say that. It's just "regardless." "Irregardless" isn't a word.




Irrespective of your worthless opinion, irregardless is interchangeable with regardless and I will continue to say it once in a blue moon.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Great Scott]
    #25068269 - 03/16/18 09:34 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

It does have a nice ring to it.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25068283 - 03/16/18 09:42 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

Whenever I hear someone use that word, I instantly disregard anything they have to say as the incoherent ramblings of a blithering idiot.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Enlil]
    #25068292 - 03/16/18 09:47 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

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Whenever I hear someone use that word, I instantly disregard anything they have to say as the incoherent ramblings of a blithering idiot.




You do that irregardless if they did or not.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #25068295 - 03/16/18 09:49 AM (6 years, 14 days ago)

Sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Enlil] * 1
    #25068309 - 03/16/18 09:55 AM (6 years, 13 days ago)

I think you need to do a hard reset on your tolerance circuits.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Enlil]
    #25068315 - 03/16/18 09:56 AM (6 years, 13 days ago)

"honestly dewd"


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25068318 - 03/16/18 09:57 AM (6 years, 13 days ago)

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I think you need to do a hard reset on your tolerance circuits.



I'm so tolerant that I'm IN tolerant.


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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Enlil] * 1
    #25068339 - 03/16/18 10:11 AM (6 years, 13 days ago)

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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: Enlil]
    #25069406 - 03/16/18 06:06 PM (6 years, 13 days ago)

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Whenever I hear someone use that word, I instantly disregard anything they have to say as the incoherent ramblings of a blithering idiot.




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Re: Best and worst phrases?? [Re: elasticaltiger]
    #25069454 - 03/16/18 06:48 PM (6 years, 13 days ago)

I agree with you irregardless  lol


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