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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: basqueshaman]
#25053266 - 03/09/18 09:32 PM (6 years, 21 days ago) |
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Yo I am a dog person and even work with them for a living but when you say dogs show you genuine feeling, what you mean is they are inordinately excited by your presence compared to other mammals. This is caused by a genetic mutation that, when it manifests in humans, is known as Williams Syndrome1. "Those affected often have an outgoing personality and interact readily with strangers."2
1 Structural variants in genes associated with human Williams-Beuren syndrome underlie stereotypical hypersociability in domestic dogs
2 Research Review: Williams syndrome: a critical review of the cognitive, behavioral, and neuroanatomical phenotype
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: morrowasted] 1
#25053328 - 03/09/18 10:08 PM (6 years, 21 days ago) |
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the unofficial "those commas should be quotation marks" reply
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: Not Responding] 1
#25053367 - 03/09/18 10:21 PM (6 years, 21 days ago) |
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NOUS333
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: morrowasted]
#25054000 - 03/10/18 09:06 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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morrowasted said: Yo I am a dog person and even work with them for a living but when you say dogs show you genuine feeling, what you mean is they are inordinately excited by your presence compared to other mammals. This is caused by a genetic mutation that, when it manifests in humans, is known as Williams Syndrome1. "Those affected often have an outgoing personality and interact readily with strangers."2
1 Structural variants in genes associated with human Williams-Beuren syndrome underlie stereotypical hypersociability in domestic dogs
2 Research Review: Williams syndrome: a critical review of the cognitive, behavioral, and neuroanatomical phenotype
No shit. So most people’s idea of love is just a genetic mutation.
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: NOUS333]
#25054030 - 03/10/18 09:28 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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Haha, you couldn't derail the cat thread because of the combined strength of kitty posters, so you had to make a cat hate thread. That's funnny
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: Not Responding]
#25054120 - 03/10/18 10:25 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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I think it's funny how some people get so worked up over cats. Like cats really, really anger some people, lol.
You know what the solution is if you hate cats? It's actually very simple and really quite effective. And there's only 1 step.
DON'T GET ONE.
But to people who get this worked up over a domesticated pet that they don't have and never intend to have...lol shit's kinda weird. Go get a hobby. Or a job. And quit thinking about cats
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: Not Responding]
#25054121 - 03/10/18 10:25 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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Not Responding said: I HATE cats. That offer nothing and do nothing.
Dogs are all about making you happy and show genuine feelings.
Cats do not give a fuck about anyone. Fuck cats.
You are a sheep. Cat earth theory br0. check the sig
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#25054123 - 03/10/18 10:26 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said:
You are a sheep. Cat earth theory br0. check the sig
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: Just_A_Noob]
#25054131 - 03/10/18 10:29 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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Cats: Pros - they take care of themselves - they live outside well - they bury their bodily waste outside - they dont beg for food - they are more like roomates than responsibilities (when they live mostly outside) - when they disappear its not a big deal - sometimes they return - most cats are not needy - they are more entertaining to observe than dogs - they hunt for you - their eyes are visually appealing - cats dont really stink at all
Cats: Cons - if you koop them up indoors, their litter box stinks (dont coop up cats indoors) - they dont really love you (who cares, they dont need to love you, they dont need you) - they scratch up the furniture (some times)
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Dogs: Pros - they love you to death - theyre like friends who cant talk - they are semi-entertaining to observe but not really
Dogs: Cons - they are too needy - they are too emotional - they beg for food and make you feel like a glutton - most dogs stink no matter what - most dogs are rowdy & too much to handle - if your dog disappears its a big deal - your dog cant take care of itself - dogs dont bury their bodily waste, youre legally required to pick up their shit - most dogs drool everywhere - theyre big and rowdy - they scuff up the floors and furniture.
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: Not Responding]
#25054139 - 03/10/18 10:35 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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One of my neighbor's cats is always outside and when it sees me come home it always comes up to me and lets me pet it and it always rubs its head on my legs and hands and purrs. Not all cats are evil, just some.
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my cat begs the shit out of me for food. trees you are wrong on that one, bro
and yes i feed my cat regularly
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#25054157 - 03/10/18 10:44 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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ive seen cats beg for food, its not nearly as bad as dogs begging tho, dogs drool and rest their chin on your knee, and they stare and shake like a crack head for that one bite of food.
cats just sit in front and watch & wait
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: trees]
#25054173 - 03/10/18 10:51 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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my cat will literally walk under my feet causing me to step on her feet occasionally and constantly meows for food and goes through the trash. its annoying as hell
but youre right dogs are much worse
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: trees]
#25054176 - 03/10/18 10:51 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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I have a new kitten that will climb up my leg while howling for her food
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: trees] 1
#25054198 - 03/10/18 11:00 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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trees said: Cats: Pros - they take care of themselves - they live outside well - they bury their bodily waste outside - they dont beg for food - they are more like roomates than responsibilities (when they live mostly outside) - when they disappear its not a big deal - sometimes they return - most cats are not needy - they are more entertaining to observe than dogs - they hunt for you - their eyes are visually appealing - cats dont really stink at all
Cats: Cons - if you koop them up indoors, their litter box stinks (dont coop up cats indoors) - they dont really love you (who cares, they dont need to love you, they dont need you) - they scratch up the furniture (some times)
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Dogs: Pros - they love you to death - theyre like friends who cant talk - they are semi-entertaining to observe but not really
Dogs: Cons - they are too needy - they are too emotional - they beg for food and make you feel like a glutton - most dogs stink no matter what - most dogs are rowdy & too much to handle - if your dog disappears its a big deal - your dog cant take care of itself - dogs dont bury their bodily waste, youre legally required to pick up their shit - most dogs drool everywhere - theyre big and rowdy - they scuff up the floors and furniture.
I would argue that cats do stink. Litter box or not. Anything with fur stinks unless the owner washes them
And even though I’m a dog person I admit my dogs stench makes me want to give him back to the pound all the time, even after I wash him he stinks. He might just be a uniquely above average smelling dog. He is way too needy, way too emotional, way too hyper and rowdy, when he runs away which is anytime he has the chance he goes looking for other people and chases cars trying to get the attention of everyone inside them and often will come back with some disgusting stuff all over him and proceed to make me chase him for an hour to catch him. I can’t take him anywhere unless I know he hasn’t ate and has shit everything out because he will just stop mid walk and shit. And I’m not a person that picks up dog shit. Also every time I open the fridge or cook something he starts sniffing around the floor as if since I’m eating there must be something for him bound to magically appear somewhere. Or when I crinkle plastic he stares at me thinking I’m opening a bag of treats.
But when I do want some company or entertainment he’s good for it in ways I don’t think a cat would be.
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: NOUS333]
#25054223 - 03/10/18 11:12 AM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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ive only had outdoor cats, and their fur smelled like clean unscented laundry
all dogs carry a particular unremovable dog stench that you can smell from 3 feet away
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: Not Responding]
#25054525 - 03/10/18 01:16 PM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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I love cats but not all cats. Some cats are assholes and I want nothing to do with them.
But other cats can be very friendly and enjoyable to have around. Just depends on if u actually get a "good" cat. Some cats are kinda psycho. Most are not thou.
Upbringing really. And personality. Same with dogs.
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: trees]
#25054615 - 03/10/18 01:59 PM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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Yeah cats are seriously clean animals - they can spend 50% of their waking time grooming themselves. We humans are all stinky sweaty slobs compared to your average house cat.
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: trendal] 1
#25054636 - 03/10/18 02:10 PM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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Re: The unofficial, cats are garbage, thread [Re: Just_A_Noob] 1
#25054645 - 03/10/18 02:15 PM (6 years, 20 days ago) |
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Most cats are cunts. With the exception of a black 6 toed cat that lived 21 years and had the coolest personality ever. His name was Mittens. He's missed daily.
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