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OfflineTiberjuggaligger
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Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers * 5
    #25035634 - 03/03/18 11:51 AM (6 months, 14 days ago)

https://hightimes.com/news/cannabis-activism-group-selling-jeff-sessions-rolling-papers/amp/


Thanks to a cannabis activism group selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ rolling papers, you can now send a clear political message the next time you roll up. The papers are now on sale, but they’re going quick—apparently, a lot of weed smoker’s are taking advantage of the chance to spite the U.S.’s number one anti-weed villain.

Jeff Sessions Rolling Papers



The cannabis activism group selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ rolling papers calls itself simply #JeffSesh. The group’s website sells two versions of what they’re calling General Jeff’s Sessions Papers. One comes in a black box and the other comes in a white box.

Each box design features a picture of Attorney General Jeff Sessions‘ face right in the center. He’s got a joint in his mouth, and it looks like his eyes may be slightly red. Each box comes with 50 papers, and celebrates the fact that these Jeff Sessions papers are part of a “Limited 1st Edition.”

The group behind these genius rolling papers is working to make a political statement while also maintaining a sense of humor. To that end, they’ve really elevated the world of cannabis puns.

The rolling paper boxes advertise 50 “sessions” per box. Similarly, the top of the box reminds consumers to “Please Sesh Responsibly.” Finally, playing on Sessions’ middle name, the very bottom of the box has the line: “Don’t Beauregard That Joint, My Friend!”

The group’s website is equally punny in articulating its pro-cannabis politics. According to the site, the Jeff Sessions-themed rolling papers are part of a larger campaign to tell Jeff Sessions:

“We’re not criminals, junkies or idiots. Regular Jeffs all over the country—good, responsible, patriotic Americans—have a sesh now and then . . . and it’s OK!”

Additionally, the group provides a number of key stats about weed. Many of them fly in the face of the prohibitionist myths Sessions himself so often perpetuates.

“Cannabis provides relief and uplifting energy to millions of users, from serious medical patients in 29 states to recreational consumers in 8 states,” the site says. “12 states are considering new legalization measures this year. Every time you sesh with any brand of JeffSesh papers, you’re helping keep the law moving forward—and not back to the Nixon era.”

Jeff Sessions is a logical target for a cannabis activist group. Throughout his entire political career, Sessions has been an outspoken opponent of weed.

For example, he once said the KKK was “OK until I found out they smoked pot.” Similarly, Sessions also said that “good people don’t smoke marijuana.” And finally, he regularly calls cannabis a “very real danger” and rails against it as “not the kind of thing that ought to be legalized.”

More recently, the Attorney General suggested that cannabis is to blame for the opioid crisis. While commenting on the opioid epidemic at a Heritage Foundation event, Sessions claimed that “a lot of this is starting with marijuana or other drugs, too.”

Unfortunately, Sessions’ anti-weed propaganda is extending into policy. Earlier this year, he rescinded an Obama-era policy prohibiting federal resources from going after states with legal cannabis programs.


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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: Tiberjuggaligger] * 2
    #25037178 - 03/04/18 12:59 AM (6 months, 14 days ago)

I think I’m going to start selling toilet paper with politicians faces on it. I bet it will be a big hit.


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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: JizzMasterZero] * 1
    #25037637 - 03/04/18 09:26 AM (6 months, 14 days ago)

I would love to name a relative of Sour Diesel "Sour Sessions" and on the jar sessions makes a stupid puckered up face. Had this idea for like a year now


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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: JizzMasterZero]
    #25037724 - 03/04/18 10:44 AM (6 months, 14 days ago)

Quote:

JizzMasterZero said:
I think I’m going to start selling toilet paper with politicians faces on it. I bet it will be a big hit.






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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: etuHad4]
    #25038165 - 03/04/18 02:17 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

are shameless advertisements considered newsworthy now?


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I put word choices I dont "agree" with in quotation marks because I'm edgy as fuck


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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #25038252 - 03/04/18 03:13 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

Reefer Madness is now in the public domain. :strokebeard:


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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: durian_2008] * 1
    #25039082 - 03/04/18 09:49 PM (6 months, 13 days ago)

Is every article in the news, that's been written about a product, to be considered shameless advertisement then? As long as its not negative and has a link to the product embeded?


Either way, it's funny and we can all get behind the big middle finger pointing towards ol'sessions.


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"God": You doubt me?
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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: Tiberjuggaligger]
    #25040404 - 03/05/18 02:43 PM (6 months, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Tiberjuggaligger said:
Is every article in the news, that's been written about a product, to be considered shameless advertisement then? As long as its not negative and has a link to the product embeded?


Either way, it's funny and we can all get behind the big middle finger pointing towards ol'sessions.




That's why they call it 'Paid Product Placement'

:grin:

I'd be interested to see if he follows a frivolous law-suit against them.

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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: Tiberjuggaligger]
    #25040432 - 03/05/18 03:03 PM (6 months, 12 days ago)

Yes, by definition no less


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I put word choices I dont "agree" with in quotation marks because I'm edgy as fuck


Edited by Psilosopherr (03/05/18 03:04 PM)


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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #25041775 - 03/06/18 12:38 AM (6 months, 12 days ago)

I'm not sure paid product placement is the proper description here, as that refers to movies, tv and games.

I guess it could be feasible that a company could've paid high times to write the article, thereby making it paid product placement.

That, however, seems unlikely.




But what do I know, stranger things have happened.


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McCoy: Jim, what are you doing?
Kirk: I'm asking a question.
"God": Who is this creature?
Kirk: Who am I? Don't you know? Aren't you God?
Sybok: He has his doubts.
"God": You doubt me?
Kirk: I seek proof.
McCoy: Jim! You don't ask the Almighty for his ID


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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: Tiberjuggaligger]
    #25041798 - 03/06/18 12:54 AM (6 months, 12 days ago)

just noticed you're one of those suspicious accounts who posts almost exclusively in the news section


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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: Psilosopherr] * 1
    #25044287 - 03/07/18 02:10 AM (6 months, 11 days ago)

:lol:

I speak regularly on the news I post, more than enough to squelch any suspicions or doubt you try and cast my way.


Not that I have to explain myself to you, but...


I enjoy reading the varying opinions posted in response to the articles I've posted, as well as those posted by other members.

I have always enjoyed the new section and I like contributing to it.


As I stated in my hello thread, I've lurked on here since the beginning, off and on. I've enjoyed the epic conversations(debates, ideas, trip reports, etc, etc) that have taken place here over the years. I've seen the ups and downs around here too.

Perhaps I still have, to some degree, a lurker attitude towards my posts and participation.



One last thing.



I have noticed that you appear to be one of those irritating accounts that constantly naysays and dogs others threads in a negative manner.

I have accepted this and moved on.

You should too.

:shrug: :cheers:


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McCoy: Jim, what are you doing?
Kirk: I'm asking a question.
"God": Who is this creature?
Kirk: Who am I? Don't you know? Aren't you God?
Sybok: He has his doubts.
"God": You doubt me?
Kirk: I seek proof.
McCoy: Jim! You don't ask the Almighty for his ID


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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: Tiberjuggaligger]
    #25044294 - 03/07/18 02:26 AM (6 months, 11 days ago)

Did you really just defend yourself at length and bring up your original post on the forum? Either I touched on something or you're comical.

edit: Had to re-read that a couple more times for lols :thumbup:


Edited by Psilosopherr (03/07/18 02:31 AM)


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Re: Cannabis Activism Group Selling ‘Jeff Sessions’ Rolling Papers [Re: Psilosopherr] * 1
    #25047479 - 03/07/18 11:44 PM (6 months, 10 days ago)

Laughter is healing for body and mind. Glad to be of service!

:cheersyoufuck:


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Kirk: What does God need with a starship?
McCoy: Jim, what are you doing?
Kirk: I'm asking a question.
"God": Who is this creature?
Kirk: Who am I? Don't you know? Aren't you God?
Sybok: He has his doubts.
"God": You doubt me?
Kirk: I seek proof.
McCoy: Jim! You don't ask the Almighty for his ID


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