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Invisibleplasma
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(E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition!
    #25032736 - 03/02/18 04:59 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Good morning everyone. Our beloved Friday has arrived with open arms
For many of us , the weekend begins today in all of its glory

I will spend my Saturday doing a couple side jobs to make an extra $300
Saturday I’ll go down to Zephyrhills for a day to visit fam

As for now I’m about to clock in and finish a project I worked on all day yesterday
Smashed my pinky on some conduit
Hopefully it doesn’t get in the way today

Wryd


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: plasma]
    #25032889 - 03/02/18 07:16 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Working from home for my American client from back in England whilst I'm waiting for the American consulate to go through my criminal record with a fine tooth comb and decide if they want to grant me a full working visa to get back in.

Fucking sucks. I haven't been busted for shit since I was eighteen, so I don't see what business it is of their what shit I got upto as a kid, but hey ho, that's fucking America for you. Always sticking its fucking nose in everybody else's fucking business.

Hoping and praying they don't reject my application now. I really got a fuckton riding on this.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25032913 - 03/02/18 07:31 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

I think I could do with a few more screens...



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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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InvisibleScott Bennett
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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25032922 - 03/02/18 07:38 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

You should quit smoking.


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #25032931 - 03/02/18 07:43 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

And drinking.

And drugs.

In fact, fuck it. I should just quit life altogether. Never been much good at all this 'living' business anyway..


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #25032936 - 03/02/18 07:45 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

ur kay jsb :hug:


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25032938 - 03/02/18 07:47 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Meh, I feel like a fucking round peg trying to fit into a square hole these days.

Don't seem to fit right anywhere but out in nature. Sooner I get there the better.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #25032947 - 03/02/18 07:53 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

it's 2018 its kay to be a round peg in a hole or whatever i mean look at me :shrug:


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InvisibleLophosaurus
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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #25032976 - 03/02/18 08:13 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

YO Yo YO. Happy Friday. I'm off to work and will be seeing you guys in LNC.

Y'all come back now ya hear


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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #25033217 - 03/02/18 10:10 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

i just got up to pee :piss:

going back to sleep after reading a few more threads :sosleepy:


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Invisibleplasma
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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: crackbaby]
    #25033226 - 03/02/18 10:12 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

I’m on break

All my supervisors went home for the day, best believe I’m going to slack off the next 3 hours until it’s my turn


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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: plasma]
    #25033249 - 03/02/18 10:23 AM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Hi

My stomaches growling
About to get up


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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: SunnyD]
    #25033788 - 03/02/18 02:24 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

A friend who I met down in Cinci a few months ago is throwing some free cocaine and Crack our way tonight


Never got free cocaine  before
Hella cool!


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And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: SunnyD]
    #25033839 - 03/02/18 02:41 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

:fuckinawesome: :thumbsup::greatjob: :rush:


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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: SunnyD]
    #25033845 - 03/02/18 02:43 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds hella lame

I’m about to shower then eat a pre workout meal

One body, take care of it

Namaste


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Re: (E)ver (M)ilked a (C)ock, Friday edition! [Re: plasma]
    #25033848 - 03/02/18 02:45 PM (5 years, 11 months ago)

Waiting for my background check to clear


Gonna exercise today and clean the house before they get here around 9

Can't wait to start working regular hours at a good job again

Best thing about this JoB
No drug tests


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And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
And I face each day with a smile :smile:
My music Library of Synthesizer goodness


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