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Bidets
#24950063 - 01/28/18 09:43 PM (6 years, 19 days ago) |
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I try to only shit where a bidet is installed. I have a bidet at home ($25 on amazon prime) and it has eliminated toilet paper all together. It's so hygienenic and nice.
Toilet paper is a bad substance. It is made up of cellulose fibers that are bound together with BPA or other bonding agents.
When you wipe your ass with dry toilet paper, you're essentially rubbing your shit deep into your skin, makes you a dirty bastard. No matter how many times you rub your asshole with dry toilet paper, youre going to have fecal matter and toilet paper bits all up in your asshole skin. Has that occurred to you yet? If not, would you continue to rub your turds deep into your sphincter skin pores?
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Re: Bidets [Re: trees]
#24950084 - 01/28/18 09:54 PM (6 years, 19 days ago) |
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I am going to have to look into this..cause my wife insists on buying toilet paper that cost over a dollar a roll. Plus if you have a fresh bum you feel fresh all over...at least that is what mama always said.
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basqueshaman
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I believe that a bidet should be a automatic plumbing fixture in new construction homes. I never understood how people considered whipping away poop to be clean. Next best option is flushable whipes
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LIBERTYNY
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I got you all beat
I simply dont wipe my ass.
eat more fiber
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basqueshaman
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Quote:
LIBERTYNY said: I got you all beat
I simply dont wipe my ass.
eat more fiber
Im guessing you're a human sloth and poop once a week
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LIBERTYNY
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basqueshaman said:
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LIBERTYNY said: I got you all beat
I simply dont wipe my ass.
eat more fiber
Im guessing you're a human sloth and poop once a week
Nope, with the right diet wiping your ass is unnecessary
never heard of a 'no wiper'
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Re: Bidets [Re: trees] 3
#24950155 - 01/28/18 10:26 PM (6 years, 19 days ago) |
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I honestly feel like bidets are extremely unsanitary despite popular opinion. Nothing inside of a toilet bowl is clean. Bidets are constantly being bombarded with shit and piss backlash, and the water shooting from them is therefore shooting the gross stuff that would accumulate on the nozzle of them, directly onto the mucus membrane which is your anus.
How do you even know you get all the poop off, if you don't wipe?
Not only that, but after you use one, do you just put your underwear back on with your ass dripping wet?
What I do, is a double-whammy. I have things timed up so I shower after I poop every time. I poop, wipe thoroughly so there's no more poop on the toilet paper, and then I use the jet setting on my shower head (which is not inside of a toilet and being splashed with shit particles all the time like a bidet would be), directly onto my anus to do a final rinse.
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I use ‘bamboo/compostable’ TP. I guess it’s better than standard. Might look into a bidet.
I also only wipe twice 97% of the time I shit. Efficiency.
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Edited by dodgem (01/28/18 10:29 PM)
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Re: Bidets [Re: dodgem]
#24950353 - 01/28/18 10:57 PM (6 years, 19 days ago) |
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99% of the dumps I take are in the morning, immediately followed by a shower.
I'm not shooting water up my ass like some poofy Frenchman.
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basqueshaman
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Quote:
UpSyndrome said: 99% of the dumps I take are in the morning, immediately followed by a shower.
I'm not shooting water up my ass like some poofy Frenchman.
So you deny your heritage.
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Sheekle
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why the fuck is that chick in ur sig's pussy bloody
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Re: Bidets [Re: trees]
#24950697 - 01/28/18 11:20 PM (6 years, 19 days ago) |
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Splashing water up your asshole isn't going to magically clean it by yourself, you still want to wipe it at least once to get any leftovers and to dry yourself.
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LIBERTYNY said: I got you all beat
I simply dont wipe my ass.
eat more fiber
That's disgusting. You actually think your shit isn't dirty or something, LOL.
Edited by ONE OZ SLUG (01/28/18 11:31 PM)
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basqueshaman
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Sheekle said: why the fuck is that chick in ur sig's pussy bloody
Because i popped her cherry.
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Sheekle
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Damn you're such an amazing poster on opposite day man
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basqueshaman
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Sheekle said: Damn you're such an amazing poster on opposite day man
Why thank you, ive been studying your style and i think ive finally got it down pat
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