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InvisibleCowb0yNeal00
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People that pat you
    #24941941 - 01/25/18 07:32 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Some people in my life like to give me friendly “pats”.

I find it extremely annoying and frankly crossing line.


Anyone else have this problem??

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OfflineEzuma
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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 2
    #24941967 - 01/25/18 07:40 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I'm with you on that
I actually find physical contact with anybody but my girlfriend or close family and friends to be really annoying

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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 7
    #24942094 - 01/25/18 08:21 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I am a patter of shoulders. Please accept my deepest apologies for my kind. 

:shamecube:

:heartpump:


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 3
    #24942128 - 01/25/18 08:36 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Are you a dog?


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 3
    #24942144 - 01/25/18 08:42 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Neal I patted you like you were my fucking cat

For like 20 minutes too

And you just sat there while I was like

:whatyougonnado:

All you had to do was just speak up


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #24942148 - 01/25/18 08:43 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I'll pat you so hard


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Re: People that pat you [Re: trees] * 1
    #24942187 - 01/25/18 08:59 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I hate being touched

My step dad pats.  I think he's stupid


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Morel Guy]
    #24942298 - 01/25/18 10:06 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

The last person who patted me I told them not to do that again because... "I'm not a God damned dog, yo. Don't fucking touch me."

So yeah... I'm with you on that, OP. I could have been nicer, but you know.


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Prozac]
    #24942308 - 01/25/18 10:12 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I can't remember the last time I've been patted.


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #24942311 - 01/25/18 10:13 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

There there, it'll be ok.

*pat pat


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Re: People that pat you [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #24942331 - 01/25/18 10:30 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

:innocentjoy:

YAAAAYYYYY!


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude

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Re: People that pat you [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #24942410 - 01/25/18 11:13 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Unless you are a very good friend of mine or family, dont fucking touch me


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 2
    #24942413 - 01/25/18 11:16 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I usually give people a "good game" you know a nice slap on the ass, I don't care what gender you are or how long we have know each other, when I get excited ima bring the thunder to that ass via my palm.


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Lucis]
    #24942455 - 01/25/18 11:56 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

You should return the favor by patting them on their head.

:goat:


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Re: People that pat you [Re: HamHead] * 1
    #24942463 - 01/26/18 12:01 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I like touching people, :feelsgoodman:

But in Oregon we all touch one another, incessantly - it's just part of the HIGHLIFE CULTURE :feelsgoodman::vaped: Did I mention we have legal weed?


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Re: People that pat you [Re: twighead] * 2
    #24942487 - 01/26/18 12:24 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I hug strangers


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Nifflerz]
    #24942521 - 01/26/18 12:59 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Neal I patted you like you were my fucking cat

For like 20 minutes too

And you just sat there while I was like

:whatyougonnado:

All you had to do was just speak up




I don't think you patting his arse with your balls count...
and, how was he supposed to "speak up" with koods' cock in his mouth.


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Re: People that pat you [Re: deucedbi9] * 1
    #24942526 - 01/26/18 01:04 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I think americans have a problem with intimacy

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Re: People that pat you [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 2
    #24942567 - 01/26/18 01:44 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Murzelpfrumpft said:
I think americans have a problem with intimacy



Bingo

Tho Canadians do too except when it comes to handjobs


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Re: People that pat you [Re: twighead] * 1
    #24942572 - 01/26/18 01:52 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I enjoy a good patting, Also winkers I love them

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