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People that pat you
    #24941941 - 01/25/18 09:32 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Some people in my life like to give me friendly “pats”.

I find it extremely annoying and frankly crossing line.


Anyone else have this problem??


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 2
    #24941967 - 01/25/18 09:40 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I'm with you on that
I actually find physical contact with anybody but my girlfriend or close family and friends to be really annoying


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 7
    #24942094 - 01/25/18 10:21 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I am a patter of shoulders. Please accept my deepest apologies for my kind. 

:shamecube:

:heartpump:


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 3
    #24942128 - 01/25/18 10:36 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Are you a dog?


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 3
    #24942144 - 01/25/18 10:42 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Neal I patted you like you were my fucking cat

For like 20 minutes too

And you just sat there while I was like

:whatyougonnado:

All you had to do was just speak up


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #24942148 - 01/25/18 10:43 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I'll pat you so hard


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Re: People that pat you [Re: trees] * 1
    #24942187 - 01/25/18 10:59 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I hate being touched

My step dad pats.  I think he's stupid


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Morel Guy]
    #24942298 - 01/26/18 12:06 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

The last person who patted me I told them not to do that again because... "I'm not a God damned dog, yo. Don't fucking touch me."

So yeah... I'm with you on that, OP. I could have been nicer, but you know.


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Prozac]
    #24942308 - 01/26/18 12:12 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I can't remember the last time I've been patted.


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #24942311 - 01/26/18 12:13 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

There there, it'll be ok.

*pat pat


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Re: People that pat you [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #24942331 - 01/26/18 12:30 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

:innocentjoy:

YAAAAYYYYY!


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #24942410 - 01/26/18 01:13 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Unless you are a very good friend of mine or family, dont fucking touch me


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 2
    #24942413 - 01/26/18 01:16 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I usually give people a "good game" you know a nice slap on the ass, I don't care what gender you are or how long we have know each other, when I get excited ima bring the thunder to that ass via my palm.


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Lucis]
    #24942455 - 01/26/18 01:56 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

You should return the favor by patting them on their head.

:goat:


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Re: People that pat you [Re: HamHead] * 1
    #24942463 - 01/26/18 02:01 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I like touching people, :feelsgoodman:

But in Oregon we all touch one another, incessantly - it's just part of the HIGHLIFE CULTURE :feelsgoodman::vaped: Did I mention we have legal weed?


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Re: People that pat you [Re: twighead] * 2
    #24942487 - 01/26/18 02:24 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I hug strangers


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Niffla]
    #24942521 - 01/26/18 02:59 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Neal I patted you like you were my fucking cat

For like 20 minutes too

And you just sat there while I was like

:whatyougonnado:

All you had to do was just speak up




I don't think you patting his arse with your balls count...
and, how was he supposed to "speak up" with koods' cock in his mouth.


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Re: People that pat you [Re: deucedbi9] * 1
    #24942526 - 01/26/18 03:04 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I think americans have a problem with intimacy


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Re: People that pat you [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 2
    #24942567 - 01/26/18 03:44 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Murzelpfrumpft said:
I think americans have a problem with intimacy



Bingo

Tho Canadians do too except when it comes to handjobs


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Re: People that pat you [Re: twighead] * 1
    #24942572 - 01/26/18 03:52 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I enjoy a good patting, Also winkers I love them


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