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OfflineFiery
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I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??"
    #24908300 - 01/12/18 06:08 PM (4 months, 11 days ago)

Ok boys and girls. I have a sort of disturbing( to me) story to tell.

Was kicking it with some campground buddies up the rich part of the campground where they have power and RV's and stuff and we were just drinking whiskey and listening to music and chillin inside the camper, ya know?

Well, we started to get pretty lit , ya know? And out of nowhere the dude gets a look on his face and says " I know I'm not gay, but will you hold my dick for a second?"

of course I was like, "WHAT? no.. sorry I'm not into that...".. and he got this look on his face like he was real rejected and started to cry ...

and I was like " ohhh shit, what the efff, brah??"

He was like " I just wanted to see what it felt like, to feel alive."

So I was like "it's all good brah, "

and he was like " OK, so will you PUT IT IN ME?"

and I was like sure, so I put my hand on his shoulder and said I bless you with the holy spirit, and put the whiskey bottle to his mouth, and this dude chugged like 5 shots...

and I was like " omfg" because a few seconds later he went palish stood up and was like "I'm gonna" and before he could puke he started like a old faithful geyser vomiting in the sink, but he lifted his head for air and he was still projectile vomitting so it spewed all over the blinds of the window above the sink..

and I was like" OH SHIT. what the eff brah"

well, about this time, this mah fukka was livid as fukk. and I was like sorry brah, have a good night sorry this happened. he was like " I didn't mean it, I'm sorry"

so I was like "it's all good "


So of course I grabbed my bottle of whiskey and got the fukk out of there. Ended back at my tentsite and had a hella cool bonfire with some of my tent neighbors and I of course didn't mention what had happened.

but seriously, wtf?


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Fiery]
    #24908483 - 01/12/18 07:26 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Dude needs to go to a glory hloe


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: basqueshaman]
    #24908526 - 01/12/18 07:50 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Should have sucked his cock


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: basqueshaman]
    #24908533 - 01/12/18 07:52 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Damn. Sounds... Interesting.


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Distorted Vision] * 2
    #24908544 - 01/12/18 07:56 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Dude, nobody cares.


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OfflineFiery
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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #24908554 - 01/12/18 07:58 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

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FeedingMyDreams said:
Dude, nobody cares.




clearly you did, and care, because you read it and reply.

Are you angry that I didn't hold his dick, or that you want a dude to hold yours....???



PLEASE PEOPLE I'm just trying to understand what happened.


Was he drunk? or does the dude really like dudes? I'm so confused. :confused:


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Fiery]
    #24908559 - 01/12/18 08:00 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

IDK, you're bi-sexual?  Nothing wrong with it.


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: FeedingMyDreams] * 1
    #24908574 - 01/12/18 08:06 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Should have sucked his cock


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #24908579 - 01/12/18 08:08 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

He is gay or bisexual and wanted his dick touched by you. Thats long story short.


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #24908603 - 01/12/18 08:17 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Distorted Vision said:
He is gay or bisexual and wanted his dick touched by you. Thats long story short.




so lord forbid I was so effed up that I actually touched his dick, would that make ME gay?

Or only him?


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #24908608 - 01/12/18 08:20 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Does it matter? Being "gay" means nothing bad. If you didn't like it then you didn't like it. If you liked it then you liked it.


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #24908613 - 01/12/18 08:21 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Ok you guys kiss fuck and make up already


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #24908622 - 01/12/18 08:24 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Did you put your dick inside him? I am now seeing the whole picture now.

Is this your first gay experience? It's all good man. You might be more gay than you knew!


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #24908623 - 01/12/18 08:24 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Fiery said:
Quote:

Distorted Vision said:
He is gay or bisexual and wanted his dick touched by you. Thats long story short.




so lord forbid I was so effed up that I actually touched his dick, would that make ME gay?

Or only him?



You ended up sucking his cock didn't you


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Ant89]
    #24908630 - 01/12/18 08:28 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Hidding this thread.  Good luck with cock holdding with the homeless and rvers


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Ant89]
    #24908642 - 01/12/18 08:33 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

no, actually the story happened as I told it. But I just wondered.

Thanks for the help( or not some of you) guys.

I know it's OK to be gay, I just am not there , nor will I ever get there to be honest. I love the pussayyy too much, brah. 4 realz.


It just got me thinking. I think it's a bad idea TBH


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #24908706 - 01/12/18 08:54 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

Next time just grab his cock. Don't be so uptight. I think you acted insecure and you should apologize


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #24908710 - 01/12/18 08:54 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

In that case...

Should have sucked his cock


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: Ant89]
    #24908730 - 01/12/18 09:01 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

As long as you don't kiss, it's not gay, you can do everything but kiss, lol.


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Re: I know I'm not gay.. but " will you hold my D for a second??" [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #24908741 - 01/12/18 09:05 PM (4 months, 10 days ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
As long as you don't kiss, it's not gay, you can do everything but kiss, lol.




because kissing is intimate? well hell. I ain't kissin no dude, and even some ladies.

I guess I'm just a broken hearted, straight as fukkk, cool as mah fukka dude .

Sex is over-rated, IMO( lol )


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