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InvisibleStonehenge
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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #24904023 - 01/10/18 08:58 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I have to go in regularly for a procedure in which the nurse handles my dick. Its not as sexy as it sounds, lol but I do appreciate a pretty nurse doing it. I've had US and they put the gel on. If they didn't tell you to shave then no need to do it.

US is theraputic too, I have a home unit at 1 mz which is great for tendon, joint or bone pain or problems. Good for some other things too


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: Stonehenge]
    #24907899 - 01/12/18 12:24 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Edited by ChemicalSpark (08/14/20 06:20 PM)

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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark]
    #24908191 - 01/12/18 02:58 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Was the nurse cute?


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: Stonehenge]
    #24908200 - 01/12/18 03:01 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Did you get a boner

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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: basqueshaman]
    #24908205 - 01/12/18 03:07 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I didn't when I go in, not sure about OP but it is kind of sexy to think about


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: basqueshaman]
    #24908240 - 01/12/18 03:31 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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basqueshaman said:
Did you get a boner




When your mother and i went for your first few ultrasounds i walked into the building still hard

your mother always insisted on road head even though i thought it dangerous to be driving with a pregnant woman giving me a blowjob :jackiechanofapproval:

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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: Stonehenge]
    #24908588 - 01/12/18 06:09 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Edited by ChemicalSpark (08/14/20 06:20 PM)

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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark]
    #24908606 - 01/12/18 06:18 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

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Nah, no boner. And the tech was a woman who appeared to be in her 50s.

She had me lay back with my dong pointing up towards my belly, and gave me a cloth to hold over it so only my balls were exposed. Then she fondled them with a wand covered in warm gel for a few minutes. Wasn't as bad or awkward as I was expecting it to be.



She could have shown you some tricks

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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark]
    #24910859 - 01/13/18 12:53 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Don't you wish it was a young pretty one? Mine have been, most of them. I'd rather that than an old one or a faggy guy "oooh you are so manly" lol


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark]
    #24911157 - 01/13/18 03:13 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

if it's a member of the opposite sex performing the ultra sound, there will be a couple of security guards who stand at the door and pretend like they don't see your tiny little penis starting to get hard, but they do.

edit: oops, too late

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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: unam sanctum]
    #24911302 - 01/13/18 04:21 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Nope, no security guards. Just nurses sometimes one sometimes 2. Some people like an audience. :lolsy:


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: Stonehenge] * 1
    #24911422 - 01/13/18 05:28 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

I had a nurse look at my junk once. Had a sore on my genital area that was rather large and painful. Turned out it was just an ingrown hair. But ya that was a memorable experience.


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