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Ultrasound etiquette
    #24903012 - 01/10/18 02:21 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark] * 1
    #24903016 - 01/10/18 02:24 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Its customary to wax the area for the best results :costanza:


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark] * 1
    #24903018 - 01/10/18 02:25 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Try for no boners, but what happens, happens.


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] * 1
    #24903024 - 01/10/18 02:27 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Ahab McBathsalts said:
Try for no boners, but what happens, happens.



Intenually have a boner, itll show them your pleased with their services


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: basqueshaman]
    #24903047 - 01/10/18 02:38 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Edited by ChemicalSpark (08/14/20 08:17 PM)


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark]
    #24903048 - 01/10/18 02:40 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Show up showered, clean clothes, and don't be an asshole. Anything else is probably appreciated.


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark] * 2
    #24903052 - 01/10/18 02:41 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Seriously take a Viagra before you go
Dont be ashamed of your lower horn


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: basqueshaman]
    #24903061 - 01/10/18 02:49 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

If there was something they needed you to do then they would tell you.

Kidney Stones?


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark] * 1
    #24903065 - 01/10/18 02:50 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Health care professionals do this daily. They've heard and seen it all. There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

You'll go in, and they'll place a little wand thing on your nuts and that's that.


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #24903069 - 01/10/18 02:52 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

kidney stones are typically found near the kidneys or in the urinary tract.

Probably looking for a twist or a lump.


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #24903074 - 01/10/18 02:54 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Ill say a prayer no charge at all, May it just be something that is really no big deal and may you keep both balls.
Watch its going turn out you have polytesticularism


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: basqueshaman]
    #24903108 - 01/10/18 03:12 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I have experience in this, they will rub the gel on with the thingy they press on you. You don't need to shave your nut hair, with the gel it wont pull on it. They will ask you to cover up everything and have your nuts hanging out of the towel. They may try making weird small talk to make it less awkward.:taco::cheers: Overall I gave that experience a 10/10 couldn't live without it ya know. Also prepare for a doctor to fondle your nuts.


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark]
    #24903150 - 01/10/18 03:27 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I've had it done as well. I always shave down there so I didn't give it much thought. I bet it doesn't make one bit of difference anyway. Just go in there, pull your pants down, have the radiology assistant do their thing and talk the results through with the doc. Easy as 1-2-3. Don't worry about the procedure.

I hope it all comes out fine!


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: basqueshaman]
    #24903336 - 01/10/18 05:03 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

basqueshaman said:
Quote:

Ahab McBathsalts said:
Try for no boners, but what happens, happens.



Intenually have a boner, itll show them your pleased with their services




Ask if they have a happy ending special.


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: badchad]
    #24903349 - 01/10/18 05:09 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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Edited by ChemicalSpark (08/14/20 08:17 PM)


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark]
    #24903362 - 01/10/18 05:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

quick trim, keep it simple :mmmsexy:


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark]
    #24903363 - 01/10/18 05:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Pix of balls plz


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: ChemicalSpark]
    #24903444 - 01/10/18 05:59 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

As a young teen i had testicular tortion

That shit was the real deal as far as pain goes

I was a champ and grunted for hours instead of crying while the dr squeezed my twisted nutsack with a strange looking mitten like medical device

Anyway hope all is well, that shit sucked


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: stzacrack] * 1
    #24903508 - 01/10/18 06:29 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Just be sure to smile and make lots of eye contact during the procedure. You'll be fine.


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Re: Ultrasound etiquette [Re: koods]
    #24903549 - 01/10/18 06:51 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Pix of balls plz




Indeed. Pics or it didn't happen bro.


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