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InvisibleShiithead
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Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her?
    #24875485 - 12/29/17 05:49 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Well?
An abortionist.
You may choose only one
A drug dealer.
You may choose only one
A dog breeder.
You may choose only one
A factory worker.
You may choose only one
A minor.
You may choose only one


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Shiithead] * 4
    #24875509 - 12/29/17 06:32 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

A minor or a miner?


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Shiithead]
    #24875510 - 12/29/17 06:34 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Serial Killer


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Shiithead] * 3
    #24875536 - 12/29/17 07:02 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

You missed 'pornstar' and 'hooker' - the only two professions which would actually keep me from fucking someone.

Poll fail.


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: trees]
    #24875550 - 12/29/17 07:18 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

trees said:
A minor or a miner?



Damn near broke the g string last time I fingered one.

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: trees] * 3
    #24875555 - 12/29/17 07:28 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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trees said:
A minor or a miner?



An important distinction to make.

I live in a famous goldmining town. One day a new liquor store opened up on the Front street boardwalk. Word quickly spread around town that a sign saying "No miners!" was hanging on the door. Understandably, some people got salty.

Eventually I walked by and saw the sign: "No minors!"


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Shiithead]
    #24875596 - 12/29/17 08:08 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Yesterday the Cashier at a store I always go to asked me out and I turned her down.
I know I would've just ended up pushing her buttons until she had a meltdown. Then Id have a hostile presence at the store I always go to. Dont shit where you eat.

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Shiithead]
    #24876304 - 12/29/17 03:20 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Lots of kid diddlers in this thread. :awesketch:


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Shiithead]
    #24876311 - 12/29/17 03:22 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

no, only her being a human.


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Shiithead]
    #24876327 - 12/29/17 03:27 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

:jailbait:

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: ChRnZN]
    #24876384 - 12/29/17 03:57 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Is prostitution a profession?

Edited by Konyap (12/29/17 03:58 PM)

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Konyap]
    #24876394 - 12/29/17 03:59 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Yes.

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: ChRnZN] * 3
    #24876661 - 12/29/17 05:50 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

define dog breeder

:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Konyap]
    #24877333 - 12/29/17 09:29 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Konyap said:
Is prostitution a profession?




The oldest profession.:wink:


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Lucis]
    #24877415 - 12/29/17 09:40 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

If "dog breeder" means she does sexual things with dogs, would not smash.

If "minor" is not a typo of "miner", meaning underage, would not smash.

Would smash a clean pornstar, but not a hooker.

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Shiithead]
    #24877701 - 12/29/17 10:28 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Only if she was a stripper.

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: UpSyndrome]
    #24877732 - 12/29/17 10:44 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

UpSyndrome said:

Would smash a clean pornstar, but not a hooker.




this kind of thinking is what does us in

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Shiithead]
    #24878027 - 12/30/17 05:14 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shiithead said:
Lots of kid diddlers in this thread. :awesketch:





Its called underage members :underageban:


Seriously though, we have a lot of members who very recently came of age. If you're 18, chances are you know someone who's 17 who passes your what if test :smile:


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Asante]
    #24878363 - 12/30/17 09:53 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I've seen 18 year olds that look 14 and vice versa

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #24878386 - 12/30/17 10:01 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

i would not go anywhere near a dog breeder. animal breeders are some of the weirdest/craziest people


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Envix]
    #24878450 - 12/30/17 10:34 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I’m surprised by so many being adverse to an abortionist. I mean, as long as she’s clean you could cum in her all day.

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #24878475 - 12/30/17 10:50 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Why would she need to be an abortionist?  She could take a pill.

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: ChRnZN]
    #24878488 - 12/30/17 10:58 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

miscarriage is birth control for poor people

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Konyap]
    #24878491 - 12/30/17 11:00 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

You know, Konyap, when you're right you're right.

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: ChRnZN]
    #24878526 - 12/30/17 11:17 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

I was gonna say "nope" until I saw abortionist. Yeah... that's not even a human being in my worldview, so yes, I guess it does matter. I just learned that there's a limit to who I'd fuck... never knew that before about me.

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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Srirachi]
    #24878874 - 12/30/17 02:01 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

thread locked


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Shiithead]
    #24879080 - 12/30/17 04:04 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Depends on the girl. I've found it a bit difficult to date non-professional women, or those without a developed career.


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: badchad] * 1
    #24879084 - 12/30/17 04:07 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Thread is about fucking, not dating though.


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: blackhawk]
    #24879184 - 12/30/17 05:04 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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define dog breeder

:ifyoucanawe:



:70swhoa:


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: agent]
    #24879223 - 12/30/17 05:22 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Where's DEA Agent? I wanna see how many would go for that.


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: Asante]
    #24879227 - 12/30/17 05:24 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Hell yeah, she’d know where to get that good good..


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Re: Would a girls profession keep you from fucking her? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #24879234 - 12/30/17 05:27 PM (6 years, 3 months ago)



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