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Stories from the recent past
    #24857013 - 12/20/17 06:49 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Something happened. I fell asleep one night and woke up in a strange place. I found my way to the zipper of a tent that I found myself in,  and noticed upon stepping outside to pee on a pine tree that the needles were bluish colored and that a deer the size of a horse was staring right at me. The cool mist was pouring out of it's nostrils, and I about shit myself, were it not for knowing that I wasn't sure if I had some toilet paper.

I was scared as straight as a Cherokee Crow arrow popping the eyeball of an Amish settler.

But

The elk casually walked away , huffing, pool ball sized marble eyes glinting one more time as it stepped into the brush.

It wasn't a dream, in fact, as I walked out further to  I realized I was smack dab in the middle of nowhere. Which was Idaho.

How the eff did I get there? Well for effs sake I found a car key in my pocket and over $2000. $2017.56 to be exact. .. I immediately began to get paranoid, and in the car that I found parked at the camp-sight( how did I not see that before) I found a .38 pistol with two magazines, and a bottle of whiskey.




TO BE CONTINUED


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: Two_Swarm] * 5
    #24857154 - 12/20/17 08:48 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

...:awesketch:


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: Two_Swarm]
    #24857196 - 12/20/17 09:24 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Two_Swarm said:
Something happened. I fell asleep one night and woke up in a strange place. I found my way to the zipper of a tent that I found myself in,  and noticed upon stepping outside to pee on a pine tree





next time use a pee bottle


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: crackbaby]
    #24857203 - 12/20/17 09:27 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Did you make that?


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #24857211 - 12/20/17 09:33 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

ya i take b vitamins as you can see :ohyeah:


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: crackbaby]
    #24858150 - 12/20/17 04:54 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

First you piss in it then you put it by your feet to keep your feet warm. Duh


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: natedawgnow] * 1
    #24858460 - 12/20/17 07:17 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

im a wilderness survival expert. ive seen all the bear grylls episodes so i no pretty much everthing there is to no. it is absolutely critical to have several jugs of piss on hand in any situation.


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #24858503 - 12/20/17 07:34 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

And to expend as much energy as possible, after neglecting to actually kit yourself out for what you were trying to do in the first place.  :lol:

Also helps if you drink camel-shit water.


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: Two_Swarm]
    #24858538 - 12/20/17 07:58 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Two_Swarm said:
TO BE CONTINUED



:excited:


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24858629 - 12/20/17 08:37 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

I learned in survival class to always pee on your hands because as we all know pee is sterile.  Also wounds, should you have one.


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: Two_Swarm]
    #24859090 - 12/21/17 02:16 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Very cool story bro.

:popcorn:


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #24859629 - 12/21/17 11:17 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

OP knows how to party lol.


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: Patlal]
    #24859853 - 12/21/17 01:11 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

how long i gotta wait for the rest of the story?  :waitingpatiently:


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: crackbaby]
    #24860048 - 12/21/17 02:34 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

yah what happened with that finish the story man what about the piss?


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Re: Stories from the recent past [Re: Two_Swarm]
    #24866724 - 12/24/17 11:06 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Some time later, directly after and in line with the story above:


I woke up in a tent again,  to the sound of splashing, like claws being scrapped across rocks as they tapped tapped a cold hard flapping sound.

And then for a second it would get quite... and then, a cold, wet,  hard flay of a silver tail on the rocks was met with the sound of a large sized cat breaking the neck of a salmon....

I was in Oregon now, on the very river Luis and Clark rolled up. Broken down on the Columbia river valley, right at the mouth of the pacific ocean the axe that I was clinging in my hands I let go and stepped out into the darkness.


At the tributaries edge, the bubble headed salmon while still half alive and caught upun a rock that it had leaped on while going upstream, was being devoured alive by crayfish, like a dance of death, eating the half dead, half live, salmon alive.

I felt nothing. I felt something. I felt that it meant to get stuck there. One of the crayfish was already inside it's belly and was fighting off others.

In the dark, my cold flashlight was turned off and I was suctioned into another world. A place of old things and ancient practices. I could smell the mountain lions remains, and I knew that the pocket knife in my pocket migght protect me....


TO BE CONTINUED


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