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ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 * 20
    #24856171 - 12/19/17 04:15 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

All while was quiet in the night in the happy Smurf village.



Smurfette and her friends played a game of freeze tag while Papa Smurf slept off his hangover.



Even Smurfette was having a blast with her resting bitch face!



But along came Stargamel and his really annoying, always moody, snobby asshole of a cat, Inocuole.



Hellbet on destroying the Smurf way of life, Stargamel cast his deadly APE spell on the village, destroying it in seconds!



THE SMURFS ARE TRAPPED!



Innocence had been ravaged. What was once a village of peace and happiness will shortly become a cemetary. A tiny, little, blue cemetary.



Now only the faint sound of muffled Smurf voices are heard.





Wait, Smurfette managed to wrestle herself free from the APE monsters!



Smurfette, you dumb broad, the game of freeze tag is over. Go run to your Smurfhouse for safety!



Damn, the APE monsters were already waiting in her Smurf house. LOL, my bad, yo!


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: stareatclouds] * 1
    #24856182 - 12/19/17 04:21 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

That is spectacular!!! Nicely done!  Enjoy those APE's!!! :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup: :rockon:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: Threads from God89] * 3
    #24856188 - 12/19/17 04:23 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

creative writing expressed with mushcult!!!!!


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: Threads from God89] * 1
    #24856189 - 12/19/17 04:23 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

Top notch content well done sir


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: Everett P] * 1
    #24856192 - 12/19/17 04:24 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

:loldongs:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: Everett P] * 1
    #24856196 - 12/19/17 04:26 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

Smurfs=Shrooms!!!  :takingnotes:  :cheers:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: Just_A_Noob] * 1
    #24856207 - 12/19/17 04:29 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

ROFL. I got a bunch of those lil Smurf house things from all my kids happy meals at McDonald's.


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: Callmedaddy] * 1
    #24856214 - 12/19/17 04:34 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

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ROFL. I got a bunch of those lil Smurf house things from all my kids happy meals at McDonald's.




That's where I got them, although I bought the Happy Meals myself. The app has 2 for 1 deals on them all the time. If you ask for extra fries instead of a apple slices or whatever, you wind up with an adult meal for $4. *taps temple* This shit's chess, not checkers.


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: stareatclouds] * 1
    #24856218 - 12/19/17 04:37 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

Hahahahahaha do you eat the go gurt and drink the milk?


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: stareatclouds] * 1
    #24856225 - 12/19/17 04:41 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

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haha fucking love this shot :laugh: :awedance:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: keeno] * 1
    #24856281 - 12/19/17 05:19 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

:cantlookaway:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: stareatclouds] * 2
    #24856309 - 12/19/17 05:32 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

send me a PM about the kind of weed you been smoking :lmafo:



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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: bodhisatta] * 1
    #24856352 - 12/19/17 05:51 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

What he said^^^^.

All jokes aside awesome grow. You got APEs down bro. Original.
Can't argue with original.


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: Yesum] * 1
    #24856390 - 12/19/17 06:04 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

This is hilarious! 10/10


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: DayLaborer] * 1
    #24856410 - 12/19/17 06:10 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

:headbang3:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: NothingsChanged] * 1
    #24856548 - 12/19/17 08:02 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

Best post ever. I'm giving you a 5 for this!


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: stareatclouds] * 1
    #24856633 - 12/19/17 08:57 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

:aweyeah::awedance::awecid:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: funga] * 1
    #24856664 - 12/19/17 09:19 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

Good stuff man :psychsplit:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 *DELETED* [Re: stareatclouds] * 1
    #24856688 - 12/19/17 09:43 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: shroominmyroom] * 1
    #24856722 - 12/19/17 10:05 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl2:

very nice


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: shroominmyroom] * 1
    #24856727 - 12/19/17 10:14 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

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But along came Stargamel and his really annoying, always moody, snobby asshole of a cat, Inocuole.






Inocuole, come out to playay.




The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: stareatclouds]
    #24856762 - 12/19/17 10:46 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

+5 :mushroom2:
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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: RomeoPapa]
    #24857090 - 12/20/17 06:01 AM (6 years, 1 month ago)

Dude I need a number on your dealer :laugh: :laugh: Awesome!


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: Adas] * 1
    #24857125 - 12/20/17 06:27 AM (6 years, 1 month ago)

That stare emoji should be added right meow


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: stareatclouds]
    #24857373 - 12/20/17 09:27 AM (6 years, 1 month ago)

This is awesome! :awesome:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: TheMilkMan84]
    #24858679 - 12/20/17 07:06 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks, y'all. It was a fun little grow. The area beneath one of their huts caught the mean green, probably from Smurfette decomposing. Performed surgery to keep it til the fruits mature and then it's getting pitched. Stargamel wins.


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: stareatclouds]
    #24858712 - 12/20/17 07:28 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

:congrats:
Thanks for this :lol:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: ComebackKid]
    #24858741 - 12/20/17 07:48 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

Great story Star keep up the creativity  :ohyeah:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: ComebackKid]
    #24858743 - 12/20/17 07:49 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

LMAO, Smurfs wiped out by an invasion of cocks.


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: TheMadHatter420] * 1
    #24859445 - 12/21/17 07:35 AM (6 years, 1 month ago)

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LMAO, Smurfs wiped out by an invasion of cocks.



Somehow so appropriate :lol:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: ComebackKid] * 1
    #24859664 - 12/21/17 09:37 AM (6 years, 1 month ago)

How much is the going hourly rate to rent your Smurfs for harvest? :lol:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: eatyualive]
    #24864629 - 12/23/17 07:46 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

Lol! Nice man


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: eatyualive]
    #24864635 - 12/23/17 07:50 PM (6 years, 1 month ago)

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How much is the going hourly rate to rent your Smurfs for harvest? :lol:




LOL, smurf slavery.


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: stareatclouds]
    #26595453 - 04/12/20 10:30 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Bump. Timeless entertainment! :lol:


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26595492 - 04/12/20 10:50 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Epic thread! Stare and I worked out a slavery deal with the Smurf’s to help with some of our harvests this side of the barn. Whips and chains involved.


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: eatyualive]
    #26595507 - 04/12/20 10:57 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Lol, good storytime OP. Love it. This is how everyone should share pictures of tubs. Add some flare to the otherwise boring same ole same ole.

I cant help but imagine that little whore Smurfette in the middle of a Smurfing good gangbang lmao. Shes the only female Smurf, and a Smurfs gotta Smurf.


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Re: ATTACK OF THE KILLER APE!!!!11 [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26595647 - 04/12/20 12:08 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

This was worth the bump! Nice call cause I missed this back in the day during my time off.

What a creative adventure.


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