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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: dont trust midgets]
    #24849242 - 12/16/17 05:02 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

carries a rape whistle in case those damn midgets run into him again


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Malouz]
    #24849556 - 12/16/17 10:03 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

rolls thin ass joints


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
    #24849595 - 12/16/17 10:31 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

prefers rectal administration of thc through the use of marijuana suppositories, or 'ass joints'.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: crackbaby]
    #24849653 - 12/16/17 11:05 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Doesnt know how to take drugs the right way to get the max effect


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur]
    #24849971 - 12/16/17 02:10 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Coal smoking camel jocky. Thinks he keeps the best of green and he keeps smoking.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #24850057 - 12/16/17 03:05 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Doesnt know how weed is really grown but adamantly professes he does, thinks its all sprayed with pesticides and thinks thats what gets you hi.
Also says he dresses up as a cop and robs traps houses and kills all the witnesses.

(This is also from real life:facepalm:)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur]
    #24850297 - 12/16/17 05:14 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Plenty of whiteness have seen my weed growing capabilities. I'm not in high school anymore and hold a job down. I grow and use drugs that are not being tested for because I'm responsible.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic] * 1
    #24850545 - 12/16/17 07:26 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Lacks responsibility.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Amanita86]
    #24850918 - 12/16/17 11:38 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Is a 4ft 8 86lb grown black guy that threatens me with his gang like he's a real badass cause i wouldnt pay my spades debt.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur]
    #24850946 - 12/17/17 12:04 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Drinks a fuckton of soymilk and eats tofu everyday and is now a Buzzfeed Soyboy with B cup Bitch Tits.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Errl_Shmirl]
    #24850949 - 12/17/17 12:06 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Is in his late 40s and payed a teenage boy 2 honey buns to rub petroleum jelly on his back in the shower.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur]
    #24850956 - 12/17/17 12:12 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Thinks he's lucky to have such a great girlfriend because he thinks HPV is a resolution on flatscreen TVs

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Srirachi]
    #24851220 - 12/17/17 07:52 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Doest keep his in the freezer with his dog


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur]
    #24851333 - 12/17/17 09:31 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

is not welcome at his local brothel


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87] * 1
    #24851341 - 12/17/17 09:37 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Its not my fault she had a bad trip, i said haft a tab.

Is very welcomed at his local whore house cause just pays to talk and cuddle.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur] * 1
    #24851374 - 12/17/17 09:56 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Took him to  the strip club at his request.  He went crazy.  Got jealous of all the girls getting the attention so he took the stage.  Next thing I know hes in the back room giving lap dances.  Left with a bachelor party


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24851382 - 12/17/17 10:01 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Started crying like a bitch in the fetal position after i um.. accidentally killed a stripper, said he cant go to jail cause of what they'll do to his booty hole. Doesn't realise no 1 is gonna miss her or look for her and that the wood chipper pointed in the river was good enough.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur]
    #24851387 - 12/17/17 10:04 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Killed my 4th favorite bitch :sad:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24851395 - 12/17/17 10:07 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Doesnt realize theres an endless supply of strippers as long as the world is filled with dirtbag dads and perverted relatives.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur]
    #24851478 - 12/17/17 10:50 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Has never been able to keep a woman around for too long.  Blames women


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