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InvisibleFerris
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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10199241 - 04/20/09 01:14 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Humping can be funner than sex, so I'd say yes.  Fingering probably not, but you can tell us that too anyways.  Give us the full breakdown


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: Ferris]
    #24788462 - 11/17/17 12:50 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

was 14 and in 8th grade, was with my friend chandler and his little sister in the creek by our house exploring the woods. his sister was 14 too and fat as fuck. asked if she could be in our club and i said if u suck my dick so she got on her knees on the bank of the little mountain stream and i fucked her pudgy face. lol


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: fuckthenorm]
    #24788476 - 11/17/17 01:21 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

my first was hot as hell chick i worked with, couldn't get it in the first time hmm for some reason....but then she sucked my dick all night. talked to her for a few months after that. lost contact.

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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: THEU210]
    #24788486 - 11/17/17 01:39 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah my first time she said is this your first time. I said who, me? you must be kidding I do this every week. She went on to get married and have a good life though I did kind of let her slip through my fingers but that's what people do that at that age but that's not what all people do. I'm friends with a couple that have been together since high school and they have a good life.


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: kungpow]
    #24788510 - 11/17/17 02:18 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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Zefiron said:
My first time was at 17, a girl named Katie used to HATE me in chemistry in 10th grade, a year later we both had academic lab together, which is a small class, at first things were rickity but we both started to hate this freshmen who was the biggest tool, he wore fucking t-shirts of garth brooks, I live in fucking new jersey c'mon.
Either way we flirted a lot and she had a boyfriend and i never liked him, we were talking online one day and I asked her why we hadn't hung out yet, she said "because you haven't asked yet!"
before I knew it she was over one rainy night, my friend Jason drove by after I emergency dialed him for a condom (just in case i didn't know)
and then she was upstairs in my room, I lived in the attic, a pimpin set up, she was over in my bed saying how soft it was, I came over, and it all went from there, the sex was fucking fantastic and she was the kind of girl who just gets easily wet.

The only reason I lasted long was because of the condom, 2 months later she was on the pill i busted in like 2 minutes hahaha
***HAVING SEX WITH A CONDOM IS LIKE EATING A SANDWICH WITH THE WRAPPER STILL ON IT***




word about the condoms.

girls always use that line! "Oh this bed is soo soft tee hee!"




Yeah condoms blow donkey dick. I hate them with a passion. They totally take all the fun out of sex.

I remember losing my virginity. That was an awesome time. I was 14 she was 13 and we were freshman in high school. We had been dating for a couple of months and I had already fingered her a few times. I went away to deer camp for the first week of rifle season. The day I got back she gave her virginity to me and it was awesome. I was on some anti-depressant at the time so it was hard for me to blow a nut. After like 2.5 hours of fucking I finally blew my load. Only to pull it out and find the condom broke. Ever since that day I have hated condoms and now I have 2 unexpected kids because of it.




That story did not end the way I expected it to.

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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: DragonChaser]
    #24788512 - 11/17/17 02:23 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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Yea, like we don't wanna hear. Start talking.



  She told me I could do anything I wanted to her, and I was like "Anything?"... she moaned as I fiddled with her clit and was like "Aaaanything...".

So I put my clothes on and left.






Goddamn it I actually choked when I read that.

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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: DragonChaser]
    #24788533 - 11/17/17 03:07 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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I was living in an apartment with two other girls.
I had been talking to this girl named Ashton.
I also had gotten 3 fentanyl patches off my dealer.  I had cut one up into tiny strips and soaked it in a jar of rubbing alcohol for days, strained the pieces out, then dumped a bunch of basil in.  I slowly heated the rubbing alcohol out, and rubbed the basil around to get it nice and coated with the fent.
Me and Ashton would fuck like rabbits.  Once I got the fent/basil concoction up (dubbed the "Most Dangerous Basil in the World") it just got better.
We would take bong hits of good herb, then smoke a small bit of basil to blast off.

One night, we did that.  She asked me to tie her up, so I tied her wrists to one of the bedposts, with her in the doggie position, and blindfolded her.  She was getting really worked up and moaning, so I started playing with her pussy while jerking my dick.  She told me I could do anything I wanted to her, and I was like "Anything?"... she moaned as I fiddled with her clit and was like "Aaaanything...".

So I put my clothes on and left.

I didn't really intend to leave, I was just going to smoke a cigarette.

But when I got outside, I realized the pack was empty.  In my extremely baked and nodding state, I decided to head to the gas station for a new pack.  Once I was at the gas station, I decided a rotisserie chicken would be dank, so I went to the local grocery store.

By the time I got back, I had forgotten there was a girl tied up in my room.  She was asleep, still tied to the bed.

She was asleep on her stomach, so I just got naked, lubed up my wang, and started banging her.  She woke up right as I entered and started bitching about how I left her.  She shut up after about 10 seconds though and got with the program.

I also banged her in the ass with a thin dildo that night (first time doing that).  It was really hot, her tied up doggie style, blindfolded, with a dildo in the butt.

Best part was, I had my webcam running the entire time, so I got to watch her struggle with trying to untie her wrists with her teeth, rolling over, and finally giving up.



You gotta give the full story on this triphead. I had to scroll back to find it, I'm so glad I did.

The fucking rotisserie chicken bit had me exploding in stifled laughter (I'm tryna keep in low-key sitting in the office).

Fucking hilarious.


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