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Invisibleluvdemshrooms
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Poor lil' dude, no virgins for him.
    #2477397 - 03/26/04 04:56 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

I seem to recall a claim here that the virgins story was bullshit.







'Little bomber' fascinates Israeli media


In the glare of the media
The case of a 14-year-old Palestinian boy captured wearing a vest packed with explosives at a West Bank checkpoint makes the headlines in Israel's media and prompts condemnation of the people who sent him out to die.

Viewers saw footage of what Israeli television called a "mentally challenged" boy stopped at a checkpoint south of Nablus.

The boy, Husam Abdu, was shown standing at a distance from the Israeli soldiers whilst he was instructed in Hebrew how to remove the vest.

'Frightened child'

"After a roughly 40-minute drama in full view of the cameras filming a frightened child wearing an eight-kilogram explosive vest, Husam managed to take off the explosive charge," the TV reported.

In the Israeli press on Thursday pictures of "the little bomber", as they call him, dominate the front pages.

Some show him dressed in an oversized army jacket, others picture him bare-chested, having removed the suicide belt at the roadblock.

I wanted virgins in heaven

Yediot Aharonot

The boy became shy, Jerusalem Post reports, asking the Israeli troops, "Do I have to take my clothes off here?"

The paper praises the "quick-thinking" of the Israeli paratroopers who noticed the boy.

"It is sad and tragic," a battalion commander tells the paper. "My soldiers spotted Abdu as he pushed through the line of Palestinians waiting to undergo inspection."

"Seeing the soldiers' weapons, he became frightened and told the soldiers he was scared," the commander said, adding that the soldiers' quick action also "saved the lives of 200 Palestinian men, women, and children who were at the roadblock".

"Blowing myself up is the only chance I've got to have sex with 72 virgins in the Garden of Eden," The Post quoted Husam as saying his handlers had told him.

His family said the teenager had acted strangely on Tuesday, inexplicably handing out sweets, getting his hair cut in the style his mother liked, and telling her he would do anything she wanted.

"You are never like this," The Post quoted her as saying, "What's happened?"

He replied: "I just want you to be happy with me."

Unloved

"I wanted virgins in heaven," is the headline in the Hebrew paper Yediot Aharonot. It quotes the boy as telling his interrogators: "My teacher told me what was waiting for me in heaven so I decided to commit suicide."

The boy reportedly said he was scared when the belt was put on him. "Now I'm afraid my mother will be angry with me," he added.

I wanted to be the man

Ma'ariv
Yediot Aharonot asks the teenager: "What went through your mind, Husam, a second before you were stopped at the roadblock? Did your legs tremble with fear, or with the weight of the belt? Did cold sweat drench your body? Where was your mother?"

It tells him: "Children, Husam, should not be in paradise, they should be in the playground."

Ma'ariv focuses on the boy's desire to be a hero. "I wanted to be the man" is its headline.

The paper says Husam told the soldiers questioning him that he was willing to commit suicide "because people don't love me".

A Ma'ariv commentator compares those who "send boys to explode and turn into pulp" to "Satan".

And a Yediot columnist asks: "Who poisoned his soul? Who planted in him the tons of hatred that made leave home to kill and get killed?

No virgins?


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers


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OfflineLearyfan
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Re: Poor lil' dude, no virgins for him. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2477482 - 03/26/04 05:25 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

Promising people pussy in the afterlife.  :nonono:

How the fuck did they come up with 72???





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Re: Poor lil' dude, no virgins for him. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2477495 - 03/26/04 05:29 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

I want 666 virgins...

no, make that 666 sexually knowledgeable nymphs, virgins aren't as fun.


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.


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Re: Poor lil' dude, no virgins for him. [Re: Evolving]
    #2477592 - 03/26/04 06:00 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

Fuck it. It's heaven. Why not 666 sexually knowledgeable virgins?

  :heart:





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Re: Poor lil' dude, no virgins for him. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2479935 - 03/29/04 03:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

virgins in the afterlife..almost as funny as thinking you grow wings, play a harp and hang out with an allpowerful bearded dude. :grin:


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Re: Poor lil' dude, no virgins for him. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2480089 - 03/29/04 03:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

what an efficient way to deal with the handicapped.


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"Little racoons and old possums 'n' stuff all live up in here. They've got to have a little place to sit." Bob Ross.


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Re: Poor lil' dude, no virgins for him. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2480160 - 03/29/04 04:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

this has to mean that we're winning the war on terror! right?


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Re: Poor lil' dude, no virgins for him. [Re: sir tripsalot]
    #2480375 - 03/29/04 05:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

so so so wrong...


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Re: Poor lil' dude, no virgins for him. [Re: afoaf]
    #2480622 - 03/29/04 06:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'd do it if I have proof that I would get pussy every fuckin day in heaven.


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Then shot in his head
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