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Invisiblesakura
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EuroEnglish
    #2477282 - 03/26/04 04:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivill servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e" 's in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replsing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls of difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.


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Re: EuroEnglish [Re: sakura]
    #2477299 - 03/26/04 04:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ummmm what


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Invisiblesakura
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Re: EuroEnglish [Re: Infrared]
    #2477308 - 03/26/04 04:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DeepBlue42 said:
ummmm  what




Don't you speak English???

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: EuroEnglish [Re: sakura]
    #2477311 - 03/26/04 04:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I propos al shromery members adopt ze Uro, zat vay ve kan komunikat in ze sekret mushrom kod and ze pigs kan go fuk zemselvs.


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Re: EuroEnglish [Re: bert]
    #2477348 - 03/26/04 04:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

zis iz a god idea... If ve have ze comon spech, zen ve ar 1 pepl!


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Re: EuroEnglish [Re: sakura]
    #2477360 - 03/26/04 04:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i dont not speak no crazy euro-pseudo-english . i only use double negatives and improper puncuation>:']~&*&*?!!


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Re: EuroEnglish [Re: sakura]
    #2477383 - 03/26/04 04:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Damn, reading that after a second got really weird. Kinda of like reading l33t.

Thats pretty clever.


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Re: EuroEnglish [Re: sakura]
    #2478521 - 03/27/04 06:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ROFL!!! Thats insane.


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