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Sclorch
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: Evolving]
#986478 - 10/23/02 11:56 AM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah evolving!
But you have to agree that Ron Jeremy is a dirty mother fucker. That guy makes me sick... *throws up- metaphorically*
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nubious
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: Sclorch]
#986621 - 10/23/02 12:57 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!! Oh man, I just got home from work a little while ago, and it's my Metaphorical Friday night, (I work a fucked up shift), and this is the PERFECT reading to start off the weekend right! Ooooohhhh man.. that's fuggin hilarious!!!
For starters, I'd like to say kudos to graph boy.. much props for the effort involved... I've posted some quotes I'd like to comment on, so here goes...
Look at catholics. When they have sex it is a sin to wear a condom. But because they can't masturbate they're having sex ALL THE TIME and that leads to more little catholics running around, not masturbating and fornicating like rabbits
I was forced to go to catholic school for the majority of my educating, and I disagreed with it from the start. Any organization that has to apologize repeatedly for it's members wrong doings should NOT be classified as a church in my books... check this page for reinforcement.... And to add to that, maybe the Roman Catholic Founders made this rule as a way to ensure that their 'cult' would flourish, and that's why it did as well as it did? Just a thought....
ISH: Start another thread concerning the use of the world's resources, and I'll be there.
I recommend you check out my 'thesis' (as Sclorch put it) on that subject... you can find that here...
I love my girl friend to death, but whacking off is just so much better.
I recommend you sit her down and give her a good teaching.. You'd be suprised at what some girls are willing to do with a little direction
It's not wrong in any way. But don't come crying to daddy when you go blind.
HAHAHAHHA! Oh man! I JUST heard that joke like two days ago (I think it was at work)...... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
my friend d/l ed a harddrive full of things of the sort and monitored the attempted uploads theres more trading of extremely perverse pornography then regular sex
I'd be interested to see some of these stats I'm not suprised, but hey, it's like the sun - you know you shouldn't look but it's just so damn odd you kinda have to...
I think I'mma go 'practice my freethrow'
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Lallafa
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: Sclorch]
#986648 - 10/23/02 01:13 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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there is a right and wrong, and it comes from your intentions of the action
if it comes from wanting to help others, after basic human needs are filled, it is morally correct
forcing things on an unwilling or unwanting person isnt healthy
-------------------- my tax dollars going to more hits of acid for charles manson
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Lallafa
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: nubious]
#986662 - 10/23/02 01:18 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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- you know you shouldn't look but it's just so damn odd you kinda have to...
theres a difference between looking without approving, and looking to derive pleasurable and satisfying stimulation
-------------------- my tax dollars going to more hits of acid for charles manson
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nubious
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: Lallafa]
#986700 - 10/23/02 01:31 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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theres a difference between looking without approving, and looking to derive pleasurable and satisfying stimulation
True enough
-------------------- No one knows the worth of innocence till he knows it is gone forever, and that money can't buy it back. Not the saint, but the sinner that repenteth, is he to whom the full length and breadth, and height and depth, of life's meaning is revealed. Good and evil loose all objective meaning and are seen as equally necessary and contrasting elements in the masterpiece that is the universe.
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chodamunky
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: inbetween]
#987703 - 10/23/02 08:09 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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this is a real trip report of a dude eating marijuana. you'll see in a minute how it relates to the topic. http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_recipe4.shtml
we played with the TV more, and got out this cheesy porn video we had bought a while back that basically sucked; on pot it was pretty cool; though and got us real horny, so we talked about it for a minute and decided that I'd go outside and wait while he jacked off, then he'd go outside and wait while I did same. That was cool
LOL!!!
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TeKHeAD009
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: inbetween]
#987715 - 10/23/02 08:13 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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Masterbation is only morally wrong if you fantisize about something morally wrong while doing it, or if you do it to pornography of any kind.
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Evolving
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? *DELETED* [Re: TeKHeAD009]
#987745 - 10/23/02 08:25 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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Post deleted by Evolving
-------------------- To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.' Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence. Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains. Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.
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TeKHeAD009
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: Evolving]
#987864 - 10/23/02 09:25 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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How'd you guess? God talks directly to me all the time and he's told me many things. He even told me that I have a special seat reserverd in heaven. Since his left and right are already held for two of his other disciples I can have a seat next to either of them! I even get to choose... Isnt that coooool of God? God rocks.
I was answering the question according to what I believe jackass. Answer the question however you want.
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CleverName
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: Anonymous]
#987981 - 10/23/02 10:10 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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so your saying masterbation is better than sex with your girlfriend? im speechless
-------------------- if you can't find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it?
this is the purpose
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Evolving
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: TeKHeAD009]
#988024 - 10/23/02 10:23 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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You're right, I am a jacking off ass... ah, er I mean jackass. I should not have responded the way I did. I'm sorry, I was out of line.
-------------------- To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.' Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence. Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains. Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.
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ehud
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: nubious]
#988222 - 10/23/02 11:15 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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so when should we get to start putting pictures up in this thread? hehe they might be usefull in this particular topic
Edited by ehud (10/23/02 11:27 PM)
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CleverName
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: ehud]
#988232 - 10/23/02 11:19 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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THREE CHEERS FOR SEX!!!! HIP HIP HORAY HIP HIP HORAY HIP HIP HORAY
-------------------- if you can't find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it?
this is the purpose
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ehud
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: ehud]
#988249 - 10/23/02 11:24 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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I like to look at mushrooms when I yank around
oh YEA thats the stuff oh baby even a close up whoohoo!
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gnrm23
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: inbetween]
#988758 - 10/24/02 04:15 AM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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no, it's just lonely... (attributed to lazarus long)
-------------------- old enough to know better
not old enough to care
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Evolving
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: ehud]
#989322 - 10/24/02 10:42 AM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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Those pictures make me feel kinda' funny... sorta' like when we had to climb the rope in gym class.
-------------------- To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.' Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence. Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains. Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.
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TeKHeAD009
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Re: Is masterbation morally wrong? [Re: Evolving]
#989500 - 10/24/02 12:16 PM (22 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ah its cool :^) My apologies for calling you a jackass, I could have replied without that.
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