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Do you stink? * 2
    #24741556 - 10/27/17 03:15 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

I fuckin hate it when people stink.

Lern 2 not stink folks.

whether you stink of BO, PISS, LAUNDRY CHEMICAL AROMATICS, COLOGNE, PERFUME.. its all bad

Heres how to not stink of anything at all; which is ideal; No stink what-so-ever

Wash ur clothes with non-scented soap, and none of those shitass dryer sheet stankers

Shower each morning, if you dont - at least wash ur fucking arm pits & sweaty stank areas

The best Deoderant is baking soda, just rub that shit into your arm pits, no chemical aromatic bullshit sport stick deodorant shit that stinks from 5 feet away.

dont ever put on Cologne or perfume for anything, no matter how fancy you think the occasion is. just never use that shit ever again. trust me. We' have ALL mentally connected a specific cologne or perfume to a specific person and we dont wanna be reminded of that person when theyre not there damn it. So just abstain from that crap.  Plus how could you be conveniently sneaky if you wear a 6 foot radius aura of stink around your body. You'd get caught, as people wouldnt need to see or hear you, they can merely SMELL your presence...

There u go; now stop stinkin


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: trees] * 1
    #24741568 - 10/27/17 03:18 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Several times a week I swim at a local pool, whuich basicfally means soaking in chlorine bleach for hours. I come out like a brush out of the paint thinner, completely degreased.


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #24741577 - 10/27/17 03:22 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

You must have a really sensitive nose OP.


Do you enjoy pine scents?


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #24741582 - 10/27/17 03:24 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

I shower like every 2 days.. My job is at a desk fully air conditioned and than I go straight home.  I mean if I get sweaty even a little I shower obviously.


The worst is my washer keeps making my shirts smell fucking sour and I can't get rid of it


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: Herbologist] * 5
    #24741730 - 10/27/17 04:21 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

That sour smell comes from leaving clothes in the washer too long after the cycle is done. You need to put your clothes
in the dryer as soon as they are done to avoid any kind of mildew buildup.

To get rid of sour smells that are already in your clothes/washer due to repeated offenses of the aforementioned variety,
wash your clothes in a cup of baking soda and nothing else. No detergent, no bleach, no softener, just the baking
soda. Vinegar works too but then you have to wash your clothes again to get rid of the vinegar smell. Vinegar works
really well for cleaning any appliance that uses water as a solvent.


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: natedawgnow]
    #24741766 - 10/27/17 04:39 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

On here I'd bet only half the people bathe regularly. I honestly don't get how, even if I take a nap I feel gross when I wake up and have to take a shower.


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: Psyche delics]
    #24741769 - 10/27/17 04:41 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Several times a week I swim at a local pool, whuich basicfally means soaking in chlorine bleach for hours. I come out like a brush out of the paint thinner, completely degreased.



That's no reason not to shower probably even more of a reason.


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: Psyche delics]
    #24741860 - 10/27/17 05:36 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Once in a while I forget that I'm doing laundry too and then end up with mildew. I use the vinegar method. I just add like a 1/4cup to the wash and that kills everything

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Re: Do you stink? [Re: Lophosaurus] * 1
    #24741902 - 10/27/17 06:14 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

I was on the bus the other morning by myself and we got to this random stop and suddenly like at least 15 or 20 nasty ratchet-ass weirdos just came out of nowhere and all jam-packed the bus

I swear they must've all stank in their own special way because that bus started to reek horribly right as they all got on.. I was kinda just like
:awedisgust:
And thank fuck none of them sat next to me but this one fuck who sat down in front of me kept scratching his head violently like throughout the whole bus ride and the whole time in my mind I'm just like
:nojustno:

I don't ride that bus anymore after that


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #24741984 - 10/27/17 07:06 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I stink like skunk :P according to my girlfriend.  She likes it though.  Oftentimes I think I stink, but people say I don't which I suppose is either convenient or kind of them to say.

I'd honestly never judge someone for a smell.  I'd rather puke out my nose than be the kind of person that thought that way about people.

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Re: Do you stink? [Re: moonrockmushy] * 4
    #24741993 - 10/27/17 07:14 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

I like a clean stank. It's nature's perfume.
Nothing gets the sex hormones kicking like a good stank


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
    #24742006 - 10/27/17 07:19 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

I mean there is nothing worse than natural stink mixing with artificial stink

I was working on a machine today and the dude was wearing way too much cologne, an just sitting in the chair it became attached to me, but there was something more.  Normally I would be thrilled on the friday drive home, but it stuck with me.  I could smell it and I hated that smell.  Also I had the leftovers from my lunch in there, was not a happy smell.

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Re: Do you stink? [Re: moonrockmushy] * 4
    #24742047 - 10/27/17 07:35 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

some times i buy weed from this dude, who also fucks with cologne, and the weed bag would smell like the cologne.... :blowmybrainsout:


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: trees]
    #24742061 - 10/27/17 07:41 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Im the same way man.

I am sensitive to perfume smells and any chemical smells really. I only enjoy natural smells like natural stinks.

I cant stand the smell of cigs, which is why i dont smoke. Even certain incese burners are too much.

Im guessing its related to my misophonia but i cant be sure.

My GF says i stink of sweat but i cant smell it :shrug:


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #24742074 - 10/27/17 07:46 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Dude sorry, I stopped wearing deodorant, not completely but pretty much.


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: Citizen X]
    #24742082 - 10/27/17 07:48 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Same.

I gave up deodorant, just like underwear. I feel like i dont need them and they stink. I did find one deodorant that smells like a fresh box of Fruit Loops and it smells pretty niiiiiice.

Sometimes i wear deodorant when im really reeking but thats rare.

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Re: Do you stink? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #24742210 - 10/27/17 08:43 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

tellin u dude baking soda is legit. i also stopped wearing underwear such a long time ago.

anytime i remember the concept of underwear or see em; in my mind im like :goodluckwiththat:


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
    #24742217 - 10/27/17 08:47 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Haha, buddy,
I lost my sense of smell due to a head injury on Jan 5th '16
So you can go fuck yourself.  Be glad you can fucking smell at all
Unless you want to trade places and I get your smelling ability
Until then, shut the fuck up


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Re: Do you stink? [Re: Sled]
    #24742227 - 10/27/17 08:51 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

:incredible:

I definitely am glad to smell, no doubt about it.

I will say my sense of smell is poor (not sure why) but female pheramones are pretty easy to smell thou.

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Re: Do you stink? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #24742232 - 10/27/17 08:54 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
:incredible:

I definitely am glad to smell, no doubt about it.

I will say my sense of smell is poor (not sure why) but female pheramones are pretty easy to smell thou.



What about the ALIENS THOUGH MAN! DO YOU SMELL THEM!?!?! :taco::cheers:

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