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InvisibleMOTH
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My cat is licking his...
    #2469832 - 03/25/04 02:07 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

...you know what...for some reason it makes me laugh and cringe at the same time when I see him licking his crouch.  Its like, man, he's so clean.  Animals are really cleaner then we take them for, you know?  heh  I don't see my husband licking his crouch.  Although I would pay him to see it happen , :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: MOTH]
    #2469931 - 03/25/04 02:38 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

you think the cat would mind?


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: Phychotron]
    #2470065 - 03/25/04 03:26 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I wish I could lick my crotch

WHen did the pub go OTD?


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: Phychotron]
    #2470067 - 03/25/04 03:27 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I'm pretty sure my cat would mind if I licked my crotch...


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: MOTH]
    #2472036 - 03/25/04 05:02 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

this is one of the oldest jokes i know of...

"two guys are sittin around drinking some beer, kickin back, and the dog starts licking his crotch... so the one drunk tells the other "man, i wish i could do that" and the other drunk says "well, you better ask him first"


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: MOTH]
    #2472345 - 03/25/04 09:40 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Your asshole is cleaner than your mouth.


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: barfightlard]
    #2472654 - 03/25/04 12:25 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Amazing!  :cool:


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: barfightlard]
    #2472693 - 03/25/04 12:44 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Really?


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: Redstorm]
    #2472729 - 03/25/04 12:58 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I can't believe I wrote this.  I was a little :beer: last night.  I apoligize to everyone who found this offensive and not pub-worthy.  :blush:


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: barfightlard]
    #2476858 - 03/26/04 02:22 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

thats relative. if you put the bacteria from your ass in your mouth you get sick. if you put the bacteria from your mouth in your ass theres no effect.
i say your mouth is "cleaner".


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: Phychotron]
    #2476887 - 03/26/04 02:29 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Phychotron said:
this is one of the oldest jokes i know of...

"two guys are sittin around drinking some beer, kickin back, and the dog starts licking his crotch... so the one drunk tells the other "man, i wish i could do that" and the other drunk says "well, you better ask him first"




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: thescientist]
    #2476922 - 03/26/04 02:39 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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thats relative. if you put the bacteria from your ass in your mouth you get sick. if you put the bacteria from your mouth in your ass theres no effect.
i say your mouth is "cleaner".




LOL!  Well obviously if you ingest bacteria in your mouth you get sick, ROFL, sticking bacteria where stuff comes out doesnt do anything,  :lol: :lol: :lol:!  I'm not laughing at your remark, I'm laughing at picturing it, LOL!


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: thescientist]
    #2477321 - 03/26/04 04:26 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

ur a scientist, you should know its true


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: barfightlard]
    #2477386 - 03/26/04 04:50 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

C'mon folks...  Stick to the topic (crotch licking, wasn't it...)

NOW...  Here's a worthy subject!  Lets not spoil this with lengthy teatises regarding the bacterial content of different orifices!

Yes, crothes are not dirty! (Weeelll...  depends on who you hang around with, I suppose). 

How many times have I read "my cat has these WBS cakes, see..."  ("My cat was licking its crotch..."  YEEAAH RIGHT!!!)

Come out of the closet all you crotch fiends!  Don't hide behind your family pets, be PROUD of who you are!

(Ummmmmm...  do you think we should move this to OTD now...?)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: sakura]
    #2477698 - 03/26/04 06:38 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sakura said:

Come out of the closet all you crotch fiends!  Don't hide behind your family pets, be PROUD of who you are!






haha!  :lol:


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: MOTH]
    #2477736 - 03/26/04 11:18 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Dude, i dont want to lick my crotch. I would feel a little too odd.


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Re: My cat is licking his... [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #2478491 - 03/27/04 06:27 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah but it will feel good when you reach orgasm :yesnod:


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