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Distorted Vision
The best. Of the worst.



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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
#24305667 - 05/08/17 08:04 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mine wasn't either.

I've seen ur cock before though and if I didn't know it belonged to you beforehand, I would have said it belonged to Zeus.
The only reason people didn't throw a parade for it was because of jealousy.
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koods
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Distorted Vision] 2
#24305906 - 05/08/17 10:30 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Very good imitation of Sean spicer in his next job as my dick's press secretary.
If you feel the commentary on your dick pics is lacking it's only because it's hard To type with one hand.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? *DELETED* [Re: koods] 2
#24305930 - 05/08/17 10:53 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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koods
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: skatealex2]
#24306030 - 05/09/17 12:03 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's a nice one
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods]
#24306060 - 05/09/17 12:24 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thanks
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Distorted Vision
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: skatealex2]
#24307577 - 05/09/17 03:42 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I didnt even get to see it bro, why u cock blocking?
Thanks koods.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Distorted Vision]
#24307746 - 05/09/17 05:13 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I wasn't sure if I should post my dick under my name.
Edited by skatealex2 (05/10/17 12:42 AM)
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koods
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Distorted Vision]
#24310777 - 05/10/17 08:31 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Distorted Vision said: I didnt even get to see it bro, why u cock blocking?
You missed out
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: koods] 3
#24313556 - 05/12/17 05:20 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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where are da penors
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Cosmic_Flame] 4
#24319624 - 05/14/17 07:27 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Got plenty of dick, no problems getting it up, not ugly looking, I just don't have much drive to stick this thing in a girl. Every now and then I get horny, but that passes in time. I guess if a girl came up to me and said "fuck me" I would be cool with that, but I just don't get into the whole "birds and the bees" bullshit, sorry ladies, I am currently lazy because I am trying to make/save money so am not making efforts, soon though.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #151] 1
#24319782 - 05/14/17 08:38 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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You should go to the doc and get your testosterone levels tested
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: automan]
#24319870 - 05/14/17 09:21 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't think that's what he's talking about mate; it's an emotional thing. I can sense it cause I'm in the same kinda place right now; although I wouldn't even fuck for the sake of it - I'm waiting for that special someone to come into my life before I become sexually active again - and that aint gonna happen until I'm ready for it to happen.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #151]
#24320445 - 05/15/17 05:24 AM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: I just don't have much drive to stick this thing in a girl.
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Every now and then I get horny
I was feeling the exact same way a few years ago. I was feeling ambivalent towards sex, general malaise, never could get caught up on my sleep, and instead of getting horny every day, I could go 3 or 4 days between boners. Got my hormones tested and it turned out that I had low testosterone. I got that problem fixed and then I was back to my normal self.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: automan] 2
#24389505 - 06/08/17 09:04 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Here's to all those ladies out there... 
Edited by Anonymous (06/09/17 09:57 AM)
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st1llnox
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #174]
#24549750 - 08/13/17 03:46 AM (6 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Distorted Vision] 1
#24550076 - 08/13/17 08:35 AM (6 years, 6 months ago) |
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Distorted Vision said: Idk if I ever posted this one on here but here it is. Took this pic a long time ago but just found it recently and still dig it.
 Long live dick pics! Lemme see that dick koods.
Just wanted to comment. Your dick in that pic looks huge. Congrats... A little envious to be honest but my nipples are bigger though, so suck shit you try hard shitastic.
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Magenta]
#24550178 - 08/13/17 09:48 AM (6 years, 6 months ago) |
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Honestly until this last sentence, this whole thing was starting to feel a little gay. Isn't magenta purplish?
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IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: st1llnox] 1
#24550410 - 08/13/17 11:17 AM (6 years, 6 months ago) |
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-------------------- Back, bitches. st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet? st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here
  
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: st1llnox]
#24666239 - 09/28/17 07:16 AM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Can we have an anonymous show-your-cock thread? [Re: Anonymous #158] 2
#24666961 - 09/28/17 12:49 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm gonna get outed for posting this but whatever
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