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Anonymous #1

Any of you guys get online escorts?
    #24665228 - 09/27/17 07:31 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Either in the past or currently. How did it go?

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Anonymous #2

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24666077 - 09/28/17 04:41 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

work on ya social skills, or be a :pimp:

guess what i chose

:chillin:

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Anonymous #1

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #2] * 2
    #24666090 - 09/28/17 04:57 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

A creepy black guy?

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Anonymous #2

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24666096 - 09/28/17 05:07 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

:chillin: i see ya boiiii



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Anonymous #1

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #24666166 - 09/28/17 06:25 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Lmao. I was actually gonna get the escorts to improve my sex skills.

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Anonymous #3

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #24666283 - 09/28/17 07:56 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
work on ya social skills




I'd rather just drop some bandz on an escort

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Anonymous #4

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #24666365 - 09/28/17 08:40 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Ask yo moma

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Anonymous #4

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #24666379 - 09/28/17 08:43 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

And yes I love sluts and ho's. Go for it if u got money just find some nice girls theirs some nasty ads street girls out there but why not... Ehh

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Anonymous #5

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #24667329 - 09/28/17 02:45 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Lmao. I was actually gonna get the escorts to improve my sex skills.




Why would you pay for sex to get better at it? Seems like a waste.

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Anonymous #1

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #24667636 - 09/28/17 04:15 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

So I don't feel as anxious with girls and look stupid.

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Anonymous #6

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #24667642 - 09/28/17 04:16 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

lol you already do thinking about paying for pussy

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Anonymous #5

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24667669 - 09/28/17 04:23 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
So I don't feel as anxious with girls and look stupid.




Dude that's life. If I had enough money to pay to get laid I'd be a rich man! Invest that shit, and deal with being bad at sex, the old fashioned way. Don't pay for that shit. It isn't the same

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Anonymous #1

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #24667698 - 09/28/17 04:31 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

True

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Anonymous #5

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24667706 - 09/28/17 04:32 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
True




I've been with escorts of all levels. (Unfortunately)

The ones who were good at it cost too much money, and with the rest it feels fake, at least to me.

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Anonymous #6

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #24667830 - 09/28/17 05:20 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

do some cocksercizes and practice on your nut game man.

I usually climax and stop myself before I come, breathing helps a lot. This will help you control your ejaculations better.

Also getting yourself fully hard and making it bounce is a good exercise as well

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Anonymous #7

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #6] * 1
    #24670341 - 09/29/17 02:32 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

I absolutely love escorts and strippers. First time I went to a strip club in high school, I went just to know what it was like to go to a strip club and felt like an absolute baller. I felt like a rap star and have been hooked ever since. Don't listen to the people who will give you typical responses like "work on social skills, work on game, work on confidence." Of course you're working on that shit, I don't know why people think we aren't, but goddamn it its a much slower process than people give credit for and being deprived of sex is going to make the whole working on confidence/social skills thing way harder than is necessary.

The truth is, the world of hooking up is extremely complicated. It looks simple from the outside looking in, but when you're actually going to parties and clubs every weekend, you realize that its way more difficult than people act like it is. You can't go up to the girls, grab em by the hips and start grinding, but you also can't ask them to dance with you, nor can you type it out on your phone and show them. So basically you're supposed to grind, make out, and get her back to your apartment to fuck while barely speaking to each other. I've described the hookup scene to a lot of people as "there's this giant minefield with all kinds of ways to blow yourself up, creeping girls out, destroying your friendships with girls cause you hit on them, or false sexual assault or harassment charges. All sorts of mines you have to navigate, but everyone expects you to just walk through it with unwavering confidence, as well as no advice whatsoever on where the mines are like there's nothing wrong." Girls expect you to just read their fucking minds and know what means "grind on me," or "kiss me." Meanwhile, every girl has a different idea of what signals to put out and then they possibly get offended when you don't grind on them cause they think you're saying they aren't cute enough, and then other girls get mad when you misinterpret their signals and do grind on them. Its so weird how much stuff there is these days about sexual assault and yet, girls require guys to do things that could easily be considered sexual assault if done on the wrong person.

Its honestly a mind fuck. Girls make this whole thing way more complicated than it needs to be. But with escorts and strippers, you can get rid all of this bullshit. With escorts, there's only one mine (the police) and everyone tells you how to get around it. All you have to do is have a few hundred dollars, have some common courtesy, and some of the most gorgeous girls you've ever seen will have sex with you or give you a lap dance. Its all very direct and forward, there's no ambiguity at all. If you have a question for her, all you gotta do is ask and it won't make things awkward. I will do this, I won't do that, and that will cost you an extra $50. You get sex from girls who not only know what they're doing, but aren't afraid to teach you how to get better if you're bad at it. Escort services, are a real sex ed course. One issue a lot of guys who have trouble getting laid is some kind of inherent discomfort with their sexuality. Not necessarily that you're uncomfortable with your own sexuality but more uncomfortable with how to express it to people you're interested in or how to perform when you actually are having sex. Escorts will help you become more comfortable with sex, and that will make you better at it, giving you more confidence and actually giving you a fighting chance in this ruthless dating/hookup scene.

If I didn't have to worry about money at all, I would just hire escorts every day. I wouldn't even bother with the normal hookup scene. Escorts are literally better in every way I can think of.

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Anonymous #8

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #24674141 - 10/01/17 01:00 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
do some cocksercizes and practice on your nut game man.

I usually climax and stop myself before I come, breathing helps a lot. This will help you control your ejaculations better.

Also getting yourself fully hard and making it bounce is a good exercise as well





Does any of that really work at all?

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Anonymous #5

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #24676084 - 10/01/17 05:15 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
do some cocksercizes and practice on your nut game man.

I usually climax and stop myself before I come, breathing helps a lot. This will help you control your ejaculations better.

Also getting yourself fully hard and making it bounce is a good exercise as well





Does any of that really work at all?




Probably purely psychological.

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Anonymous #9

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #24676125 - 10/01/17 05:33 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I think if I had money I wouldn't get tired of the hook ups

Having a girlfriend is like adopting a stranger

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Anonymous #6

Re: Any of you guys get online escorts? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #24677633 - 10/02/17 10:13 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
do some cocksercizes and practice on your nut game man.

I usually climax and stop myself before I come, breathing helps a lot. This will help you control your ejaculations better.

Also getting yourself fully hard and making it bounce is a good exercise as well





Does any of that really work at all?



don't listen to that dude who probably cums in a matter of minutes. Remember the penis is first and foremost a muscle.

Like all muscles the more you work it out and use it the stronger it gets. If you're up for it try it out for yourself and report back

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