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sakura
Aussie Expat
Registered: 02/08/04
Posts: 592
Loc: Japan
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Letters Sent To Landlords
#2463281 - 03/23/04 09:23 AM (20 years, 10 days ago) |
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True complaint letters sent to landlords:
1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
2. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
4. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?
5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
6. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
7. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
8. The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
9. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
10. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.
11. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink.
12. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
13. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.
14. When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.
15. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
16. The lavatory is blocked, this is caused by the boys next door throwing their balls on the roof.
17. I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers.
18. When I applied for a rebate you said that you would have to take something off. Now that you have taken it off, I have been told that you should have put some on. So will you please take off what you took off and put on what you should have put on when you took it off.
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Che_Night_Soil
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Re: Letters Sent To Landlords [Re: sakura]
#2464935 - 03/23/04 06:53 PM (20 years, 9 days ago) |
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16. The lavatory is blocked, this is caused by the boys next door throwing their balls on the roof.
16 is my favorite.
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filthysock
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Re: Letters Sent To Landlords [Re: sakura]
#2464976 - 03/23/04 07:04 PM (20 years, 9 days ago) |
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"12. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us."
rofl!!!
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YouEnjoyMyself
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Re: Letters Sent To Landlords [Re: sakura]
#2465675 - 03/23/04 10:14 PM (20 years, 9 days ago) |
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is this your complaint or someone elses...cause if it is yours i would move.
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daba
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Re: Letters Sent To Landlords [Re: sakura]
#2466502 - 03/24/04 03:42 AM (20 years, 9 days ago) |
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sakura said: 8. The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
That was funny.
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