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OfflineYossarian
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Re: Here's one [Re: phi1618]
    #2465089 - 03/23/04 07:42 PM (20 years, 28 days ago)

Good answer. 3 mph is a fast river


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Re: Here's one [Re: phi1618]
    #2465420 - 03/23/04 09:15 PM (20 years, 28 days ago)

just be a man, go one way...if its not nirvana, go back and go to nirvana. case closed.


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Offlineummikko
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Re: Here's one [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2466551 - 03/24/04 04:41 AM (20 years, 27 days ago)

Ok here goes:

It is greater than God,
more evil than the Devil.
The poor have it,
the rich need it.
If you eat it you will die.


What is it?

(If you have heard this one before please don't tell the answer yet, so people can try to solve it)


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Re: Here's one [Re: ummikko]
    #2466554 - 03/24/04 04:46 AM (20 years, 27 days ago)

:wink: i wont tell


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Re: riddle me this [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2466627 - 03/24/04 06:05 AM (20 years, 27 days ago)

I try to think as little as possible these days


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Re: Here's one [Re: Phychotron]
    #2466920 - 03/24/04 09:12 AM (20 years, 27 days ago)

that's a good one ummikko, I forget where I heard this from
you can see it
it weighs nothing
when you put it in a barrel it will make the barrel lighter
what is it?
or
you cook the inside and through away the outside
you eat the outside then throw away the inside
what is it?


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Re: Here's one [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2466957 - 03/24/04 09:21 AM (20 years, 27 days ago)

For the first riddle, more or less...

(3*4)+5=12+5=17
3*(4+5)=3*9=27


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Re: Here's one [Re: Flux]
    #2467868 - 03/24/04 02:27 PM (20 years, 27 days ago)

I know the first one, but I have no clue about the second.
This should keep me awake :smile:


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Re: Here's one [Re: Flux]
    #2473076 - 03/25/04 01:43 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

Ok so the first one is "a hole", right?


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Re: Here's one [Re: ummikko]
    #2473095 - 03/25/04 01:49 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

I think the second's corn on the cob
ummikko's is 'nothing'

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Re: Here's one [Re: phi1618]
    #2473155 - 03/25/04 02:04 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

Correct.


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Re: Here's one [Re: ummikko]
    #2473366 - 03/25/04 03:04 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

I have 2 coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, however one of them is NOT a quarter. They are common U.S. coins. What are they?


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Re: Here's one [Re: Phychotron]
    #2473386 - 03/25/04 03:07 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

Since I'm european, I'll say you have one 10 cent coin and one 20 cent coin.


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Re: Here's one [Re: Phychotron]
    #2473387 - 03/25/04 03:07 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

One is a quarter, the other is not a quarter, but a nickel. DUH!

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Re: Here's one [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2473405 - 03/25/04 03:10 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

ok, phi is right, but only cause it was on the cosby's.

If 6 horses eat 6 bales of hay in 6 days, how many bales will 12 horses eat in 12 days?


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Re: Here's one [Re: phi1618]
    #2473445 - 03/25/04 03:16 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

I didn't get that. :laugh:


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Re: Here's one [Re: Phychotron]
    #2473533 - 03/25/04 03:37 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

24 bales.

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Re: Here's one [Re: Flux]
    #2473596 - 03/25/04 03:50 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

Hey, a new answer to the question:
You eat the inside, throw away the outside,
Eat the outside, throw away the inside,
What is it?

(other answer: corn on the cob)
A chicken.
throw away the feathers, eat the flesh, throw away the bones.

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Re: riddle me this [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2473614 - 03/25/04 03:53 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

That fist one makes me brain bleed.


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Re: Here's one [Re: phi1618]
    #2474433 - 03/25/04 07:43 PM (20 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

phi1618 said:
24 bales.




ding ding ding ding you win a cool show

http://gdlive.com/dead/770226/  :gd_icon:


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