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OfflineFlux
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Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am.
    #2463351 - 03/23/04 11:58 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Well, I was at work and needed to use the bathroom, so I go in and hear someone sitting on the toilet peeing, now the only other male that I work w/ (I work at a pharmacy w/ nothing but women, and yes, it does rock :rolleyes:) is an old tall and very fat guy whom I affectionately call "big nasty" he is quite disgusting in the 1st degree and there's no way in hell I'm using the stall after this monstrosity of a person. So I ask my very hot and big breasted boss, whose only 1.5 yrs older then me mind you, if I can use the womens bathroom, she says yes. Well I'm sitting on the john and as I look to my left I see this wicker basket, the kind you might put food in, w/ lot's of thin pantiliners, so I'm looking at this, then I look at the floor in front of me, look at the pantiliners, look at the floor in front of me and get this idea. My idea went something like "wouldn't it be funny if I peeled the back off the pantiliners and stuck them on the floor so they would spell the word 'hi' when you sat down." So I did.
Some 5-6 minuts later my boss comes out and looks unhappy, real unhappy, "I am not amused, I hope you don't think that's funny.", "uh...why?", "The womens bathroom? You know why, now go pick that up!". So like an asshole I go peel the liners off the floor, and that set the mood for the rest of the day. Later on during an urelated conversation I happened to say "...and you know I'd never do that.", "Yeah well there's a lot of things I would'nt think you'd do." Now everytime I talk to her I can tell she doesn't like me or thinks there's something wrong w/ me or I don't know what, now I never had any real hopes of getting w/ her but sometimes when I would kid about maybe takin her out she would say things like sure but I'm expensive, which I'm sure she is, she live in west bloomfield (for you non-Michiganders it's one of the richest conties in the U.S. average annual income per household is something like $500,000), and drives a new caddie, and now I know there's absolutely no hope for that. The other grls I talked to about it said they thought it was kinda funny, and don't know why she's all upset, and I'm pretty good friends w/ them so I don't think they're patronizing me. What do guys think? I know it was really immature (especially for a 23 year old), but I don't think it was that bad, do you? Am I perverted :shiftyeyes:?


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Flux]
    #2463446 - 03/23/04 12:37 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

perverted is the wrong word.....

I guess she just don't have a sense of humor  :smile:


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OfflineFlux
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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Ripple]
    #2463463 - 03/23/04 12:43 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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perverted is the wrong word.....



So what would be the right word?


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Flux]
    #2463467 - 03/23/04 12:44 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

I find it funny.


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Ripple]
    #2463524 - 03/23/04 01:09 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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Ripple said:
perverted is the wrong word.....

I guess she just don't have a sense of humor  :smile:




Thats exactly what I think.  If I had saw that in the bathroom I would have laughed my ass off.  Maybe she just thought that you should be more professional in the workplace.  But still...thats pretty funny.


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Flux]
    #2463594 - 03/23/04 01:44 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

I think thats funny flux, fuck your boss, she needs to loosen up. So working with all those women, u gotta be getting some pudussy right? peace.


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Flux]
    #2463603 - 03/23/04 01:47 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

fuck those bloomfield people......all snobby people and shit...like in birmingham...only good thing in that area is purple haze and the collaseum(new 6 or so story movie theatre)

but thats funny as hell...i woulda made a cock outta the liners instead!

hah


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Flux]
    #2463689 - 03/23/04 02:24 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

not perverted...that's something i would probably do...she just doesn't have the same sense of humor, she just probably thinks you are stupid and/or immature.


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Flux]
    #2463735 - 03/23/04 02:37 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Were they used panty liners? :lipsrsealed:


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Flux]
    #2463857 - 03/23/04 03:27 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

funny as hell but inappropriate in the workplace. i think you should confront her about the situation and get a date out of it. if you have skillz, it could be done. then feed her champagne. then feed her some cock


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: thescientist]
    #2463866 - 03/23/04 03:29 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Or try writing her name in them next time..lol


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Flux]
    #2463905 - 03/23/04 03:42 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Lol! I think its funny and I think she sounds like a bitch. Wouldnt you rather go out with a girl who would find that funny, like one of the girls you work with?


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: monkey_monkey]
    #2463922 - 03/23/04 03:49 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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Were they used panty liners? 



uhhh!! that's fuckin' nasty :eek:, no, they were unused ...nasty ass mo' fo', thanks, I laughed my ass off at those answers, and yeah I think she just thought that was really unprofessional, oh well, I was just kinda worried that maybe I was deranged and didn't know it, thanks :sun:


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Flux]
    #2463934 - 03/23/04 03:52 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

are you sure they were unused? a simple sniff test would have clarified this dilema....


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: oDin]
    #2463993 - 03/23/04 04:13 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Ewwwwwwwwww :noway:


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Flux]
    #2464051 - 03/23/04 04:32 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

you're not perverted, just demented.

ha, I live in W. Bloomfield...woo hoo i'm rich!!!

but i'm moving soon.


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: dobinky]
    #2464058 - 03/23/04 04:36 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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collaseum(new 6 or so story movie theatre)




you mean the Palladium?


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2464202 - 03/23/04 05:17 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Pretty funny if ya ask me  :lol:
Hope it doesnt endanger your job or anything though.


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2464300 - 03/23/04 05:49 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

fuck ya thats what i meant...LOL was puffing on a J and just couldnt remember the right name....


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Re: Am I perverted for doing this? I think my boss thinks I am. [Re: Flux]
    #2464957 - 03/23/04 08:59 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

she probably just saw it as unprofessional... kiss up a little and try it again... after work


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