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Senior Citizen Gets Even...
    #2461357 - 03/22/04 08:51 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)





This will warm your heart, make you laugh, and renew your faith in the human
spirit!

Someone who teaches at a High School in Safety Harbor,Florida forwarded the
following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the
school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new
radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was writing to say thank you.

Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today!


Dear Safety Harbor High School;

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens
luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for
the Aged.  All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's
nice to know that someone is thinking of me.  God bless you for your
kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own
radio, but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers,
even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand
and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears.  She
asked if she could listen to mine, and I said fuck you.  Thank you for that
opportunity.

Sincerely,
Edna Walters





:thumbup:



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Re: Senior Citizen Gets Even... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2461369 - 03/22/04 08:58 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: Senior Citizen Gets Even... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2461767 - 03/22/04 10:58 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha, thats great.


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Re: Senior Citizen Gets Even... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2461789 - 03/22/04 11:04 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

That's some funny shit!


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Re: Senior Citizen Gets Even... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2461795 - 03/22/04 11:05 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

God is a funny fellow.


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Re: Senior Citizen Gets Even... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2462261 - 03/23/04 01:07 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

The other day, me my bro, and my hommie B.M were chillin in this little diner eating some breakfast. This 80-90 year old dude was starin at the waitresses buetiful ass, with this huge grin on his face.  We all saw it, and had to contain our amusement. He looked over at us, and jetted 2 seconds later :lol:
hehe good times


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Re: Senior Citizen Gets Even... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2462749 - 03/23/04 04:07 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


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