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InvisibleGreenWall
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IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER
    #24611663 - 09/07/17 03:58 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

This poll is to provide myself and colleagues with up to date September 2017 data answering the age old question: DO YOU SIT OR STAND TO WIPE YOUR ASS AFTER TAKING A SHIT?

This question has been on the minds of many persons since the dawn of the toilet. Feel free to leave your reasons if you wish. Have you always stood/sat? What are the benefits to sitting/standing?

Furthermore pay attention to the two different categories, as there is a MALE category and FEMALE category. Thank you for your time members of the Shroomery.

ALSO PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ANSWERING FOR BOTH MALE AND FEMALE, UNLESS YOU ARE ANSWERING FOR A SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
MALE
You may choose only one
SIT
STAND
FEMALE
You may choose only one
SIT
STAND


Votes accepted from (09/07/17 12:57 PM) to (No end specified)
You must vote before you can view the results of this poll



Edited by GreenWall (09/07/17 03:59 PM)


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: GreenWall]
    #24611768 - 09/07/17 04:53 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

wahaha! I had no idea there was another option of wiping


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: Gluckon]
    #24611769 - 09/07/17 04:54 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I never knew standing up to wipe one's ass was a thing....

...and so far, according the the poll, I'm actually in the minority since I don't stand up to wipe .






What's the point of standing up to wipe one's ass?

If I'm standing up, wiping my ass clean seems like it would be an awkward task.....or at least more difficult than it would be if I were sitting down on the toilet.





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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: openmind]
    #24611907 - 09/07/17 05:58 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

i mean i guess i stand with knees bent and ass-over-toilet in case a straggler falls off and i need it to drop in the bowl. wtf lol


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: GreenWall]
    #24611926 - 09/07/17 06:04 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

This poll is invalid as fuck.


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: psi]
    #24611936 - 09/07/17 06:08 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

ya no stal


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: venetianblinds] * 1
    #24611955 - 09/07/17 06:14 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Does everyone else wipe up AND down?


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: HyperboreanDream]
    #24611970 - 09/07/17 06:23 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Who the fuck stands up to wipe.


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: Big Worm] * 3
    #24611976 - 09/07/17 06:27 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Wait, hold up....I didn't know females pooped?


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #24611982 - 09/07/17 06:29 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

i've heard of females pooping, but not females taking a shit


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: venetianblinds]
    #24611987 - 09/07/17 06:31 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

stal, i crouch above the seat. Not sitting or standing


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: GreenWall]
    #24612050 - 09/07/17 07:04 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

wipe up


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: HyperboreanDream]
    #24612127 - 09/07/17 07:40 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

HyperboreanDream said:
Does everyone else wipe up AND down?




That's called rubbing it in! :eek:


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: thetechnician]
    #24612159 - 09/07/17 07:53 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Y'all need to get yourselves a nice quality French bidet. Wiping is for suckers!


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: psi]
    #24612202 - 09/07/17 08:12 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Why?

By the way sorry for not putting a "crouch" or whatever you want to call it option. I've only learned of this hybrid technique after creating the poll.


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: GreenWall]
    #24612222 - 09/07/17 08:20 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I used to stand when I was a kid for some reason

Now I sit, and always while from front to back so I don't get any poop on my balls

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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: Bird_Guts]
    #24612229 - 09/07/17 08:27 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

:whattefuck2:


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: Bird_Guts]
    #24612240 - 09/07/17 08:33 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

if you stand your butt cheeks squish together and would make getting a clean wipe impossible.  I guarantee that if you stand to wipe, you have shit stained underwear.


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: trscstghst]
    #24612625 - 09/07/17 11:51 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

I wipe while sitting down.
I use one hand to move my boner and balls out of the way and then my other hand wipes from the bottom to the top.


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Re: IMPORTANT POLL - ANYONE CAN ANSWER [Re: GreenWall]
    #24612695 - 09/08/17 12:39 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

What? How do you do it while sitting lol


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