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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: twighead]
    #24604251 - 09/04/17 08:55 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #24604258 - 09/04/17 08:57 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

The church was flooded in some areas it was later posted after that.

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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: akira_akuma]
    #24604323 - 09/04/17 09:27 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
*a rope

a camel is a stupid mistranslation. camel...gimel...the Bible, not for retards edition.




A eye of the needle is in reference to the side entrances to walled cities, not often would main gates be open so they had side entrances; the eye of the needle was a narrow passageway into the city of Jerusalem. Not a sowing needle.


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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: TNK]
    #24604387 - 09/04/17 09:46 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

source for translation error

but interesting theory though, TNK. erm, but the sources above claim that that is a myth, the "needle" gates. :blush:

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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #24604411 - 09/04/17 09:55 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Multiple sources say different things, guess we'll never know.


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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: TNK] * 3
    #24604412 - 09/04/17 09:56 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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TNK said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
*a rope

a camel is a stupid mistranslation. camel...gimel...the Bible, not for retards edition.




A eye of the needle is in reference to the side entrances to walled cities, not often would main gates be open so they had side entrances; the eye of the needle was a narrow passageway into the city of Jerusalem. Not a sowing needle.



*an eye
*sewing needle
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No offense, but it is hard to take your understanding of the translations of ancient fairy tales seriously when you have an extremely loose grasp of modern English.

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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: TNK]
    #24604434 - 09/04/17 10:08 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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TNK said:
Multiple sources say different things, guess we'll never know.



The bible is a bunch of bullshit used to control morons, so I will never care.

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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: California] * 1
    #24604439 - 09/04/17 10:10 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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California said:
Quote:

TNK said:
Multiple sources say different things, guess we'll never know.



The bible is a bunch of bullshit used to control morons, so I will never care.



*Bible

I agree though.

:themoreyouknow:

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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: PatrickKn]
    #24604465 - 09/04/17 10:19 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Capitalizing "bible" and "god" is for believers.  :tongue:

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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: DieCommie]
    #24604472 - 09/04/17 10:20 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

He also misspelled Mormons, but I didn't want to get overly picky.

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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: DieCommie]
    #24604526 - 09/04/17 10:43 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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DieCommie said:
Capitalizing "bible" and "god" is for believers.  :tongue:



You're god damn right.

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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: California]
    #24604530 - 09/04/17 10:45 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Lol.


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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: TNK]
    #24604615 - 09/04/17 11:33 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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TNK said:
Multiple sources say different things, guess we'll never know.



yeah, that's a fair assertion.

it's old fairy tale nonsense anyway...sadly it's better then most new shit...but...well, that is just how sad and depressingly boring the world really is.


God. LOL

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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: chicksgrowtoo] * 4
    #24604642 - 09/05/17 12:01 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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He was sure to pass the collection plate around to flood victims though...what a great guy :facepalm:



They weren't plates.. They were buckets. Literal 5 gallon buckets. I get the "church needs donations to keep going and doing what it does" or whatever you want to say, but you'd think after all that's happened they'd give it a couple of weeks. No doubt Joel could easily cover what he collects in those couple of weeks.

And fuck Joel and "all he's done" or what other people haven't... I can't speak for anyone else but I'm blasting him for being the flaming douche nozzle of a hypocrite he is. It's not a contest on who gives more... But if we're gonna talk about giving... He wants everyone else to give to God, but all he seems to be doing is getting people to give to him.. He must think he's God.


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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: morrowasted]
    #24604654 - 09/05/17 12:20 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

From your OP it seems like you are defending Christian churches in general, rather than Joel Osteen.  The fact that other churches led volunteer efforts doesn't do anything to help Joel Osteen's case.  I'm not talking shit, by the way.

Joel Osteen is very rich and receives money for his purported piety, so it's different for him to do nothing to help than for an average Joe on these boards not to help.


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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: Celestial Traveler] * 3
    #24604656 - 09/05/17 12:23 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Lol look at his Wikipedia page just now:



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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: twighead]
    #24607548 - 09/06/17 12:02 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:




Wait is that him or Tim Allen? :rofl:


tim allen is joel osteen

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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: morrowasted]
    #24608112 - 09/06/17 08:50 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Young 'rebels' love bandwagoning and going after those low hanging fruits.



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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: twighead]
    #24608652 - 09/06/17 12:30 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

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Wait is that him or Tim Allen? :rofl:





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Re: A message to everyone talking shit about Joel Osteen failing to house evacuees until pressured to [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 4
    #24610010 - 09/06/17 09:02 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)



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