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Che_Night_Soil
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Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds
#2459370 - 03/22/04 01:46 AM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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The remnants of coffee. The remnants of beer. Which do you more enjoy expelling from your bladder?
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Llamanose
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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
#2459381 - 03/22/04 01:55 AM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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Beer, there's more of it.
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barfightlard
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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
#2459390 - 03/22/04 01:58 AM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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id have to go with beer dude.
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Muppet
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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
#2459406 - 03/22/04 02:10 AM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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yeah...Ima havta go with beer too
I mean - I go through like three or four pots of coffee on a daily basis (by myself) but there's just something special about an alcohol piss that leaves you feeling all warm and good inside - there's just no contest
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Innvertigo
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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
#2459515 - 03/22/04 05:37 AM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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That depends, am I at work at the time?
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sakura
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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
#2459537 - 03/22/04 06:15 AM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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Ummm... The remnants of coffee (cause I'm usually awake when that happens)
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Che_Night_Soil
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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: sakura]
#2459583 - 03/22/04 07:16 AM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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Yeah, it's hard to enjoy things as much when you're asleep. I've always thought that taxi companies should rent catheters to customers who fall asleep with their faces on a window. If you do that, chances are.... Right now, since it's finals week, I'm leaning toward coffee...I've been pissing like a dope fiend. However, this afternoon is my last final (done on Monday ) and I foresee myself switching to very soon.
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nicechrisman
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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
#2459621 - 03/22/04 07:56 AM (20 years, 11 days ago) |
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well, if I'm not at work, I'm gonna have to say beer. If I am at work, well...I'm gonna have to say beer.
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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
#2459920 - 03/22/04 10:59 AM (20 years, 10 days ago) |
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im going to agree with the consensus and say beer.
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JiggleThaHandle
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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: nicechrisman]
#2460430 - 03/22/04 02:07 PM (20 years, 10 days ago) |
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Quote:
nicechrisman said: well, if I'm not at work, I'm gonna have to say beer. If I am at work, well...I'm gonna have to say beer.
Ya, what he said....
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Dankman
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If I drink starbucks I can smell it when I pee the next day. Beer piss feels better - like a big relief.
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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
#2460840 - 03/22/04 03:59 PM (20 years, 10 days ago) |
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coffee!!!
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abhi
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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Muppet]
#2473975 - 03/25/04 06:02 PM (20 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
Muppet said: but there's just something special about an alcohol piss that leaves you feeling all warm and good inside - there's just no contest
And drunk
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