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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds
    #2459370 - 03/22/04 03:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The remnants of coffee.
The remnants of beer.
Which do you more enjoy expelling from your bladder?


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2459381 - 03/22/04 03:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Beer, there's more of it.  :grin:


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2459390 - 03/22/04 03:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

id have to go with beer dude.


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2459406 - 03/22/04 04:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yeah...Ima havta go with beer too

I mean - I go through like three or four pots of coffee on a daily basis (by myself) but there's just something special about an alcohol piss that leaves you feeling all warm and good inside - there's just no contest


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2459515 - 03/22/04 07:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

That depends, am I at work at the time?


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2459537 - 03/22/04 08:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Ummm... The remnants of coffee (cause I'm usually awake when that happens)


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: sakura]
    #2459583 - 03/22/04 09:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, it's hard to enjoy things as much when you're asleep. I've always thought that taxi companies should rent catheters to customers who fall asleep with their faces on a window. If you do that, chances are.... Right now, since it's finals week, I'm leaning toward coffee...I've been pissing like a dope fiend. However, this afternoon is my last final (done on Monday :yesnod:) and I foresee myself switching to  :beer: :beer: :beer: very soon.


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2459621 - 03/22/04 09:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

well, if I'm not at work, I'm gonna have to say beer.
If I am at work, well...I'm gonna have to say beer.


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2459920 - 03/22/04 12:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

im going to agree with the consensus and say beer.


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: nicechrisman]
    #2460430 - 03/22/04 04:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
well, if I'm not at work, I'm gonna have to say beer.
If I am at work, well...I'm gonna have to say beer.





Ya, what he said....


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: JiggleThaHandle]
    #2460505 - 03/22/04 04:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If I drink starbucks I can smell it when I pee the next day.
Beer piss feels better - like a big relief.


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2460840 - 03/22/04 05:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

coffee!!!


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Re: Change Your Life in Thirty Seconds [Re: Muppet]
    #2473975 - 03/25/04 08:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Muppet said:
but there's just something special about an alcohol piss that leaves you feeling all warm and good inside - there's just no contest




And drunk :yesnod:


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