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sprinkles
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this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom 9
#24563368 - 08/18/17 04:46 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like to poo on the floor the most.
shit that reminds me... one time i went to the local dairy queen cause I had poo really bad. I went into the restroom & the toilet was clogged. I cant potty in the toilet and risk getting foreign pee splash so I decided the garbage can was the way to go.
when I walked out an employee was waiting there (presumeably to unclog the toilet).
I ran. I ran so far away.
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#24563375 - 08/18/17 04:49 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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tdubz
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: sprinkles] 2
#24563386 - 08/18/17 04:54 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Reminds me of this one time when this stupid cat pooped all over my car.
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: tdubz]
#24563421 - 08/18/17 05:09 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'm currently pooping as i'm making this post. It's literally a shitpost. I often log onto the shroomery when dropping a deuce
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: crackbaby] 1
#24563440 - 08/18/17 05:20 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seems like the shroomery is a popular place to come when needing some influence to get things moving. I wonder what Ythan thinks about the connection between the shroomery and consistent bowel movements.
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: sprinkles] 2
#24563511 - 08/18/17 06:00 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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One time on Christmas eve I was fairly dopesick, but somehow I got dragged to a family party because my cousin told me he would have an OC for me or some shit like that. Well he didn't and I drank a bunch of beer and liquor and on the way back just before the stroke of midnight I forced them to stop at a gas station where I became that guy that makes people wonder "how does a shit like this even happen?". I would be surprised if I missed the ceiling.
I did my best to clean it up with TP but could only do so much in the time alotted, then got the hell out of there and never forgave myself for that christmas mishap. The grinch has nothing on me as far as I'm concerned. He takes presents, I come to your work and spray it with liquid feces.
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: sprinkles] 1
#24563543 - 08/18/17 06:15 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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The poop thread has arrived!
I sometimes poop on th floor when im super constipated. The log that lays there is scary and it makes me second guess the fiber in my diet. The pain, the fear. Its real.
But ive never shat in a trash can U must have got that from Van Wilder
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sprinkles
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: larry.fisherman]
#24563578 - 08/18/17 06:28 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
XLCaps said: Seems like the shroomery is a popular place to come when needing some influence to get things moving. I wonder what Ythan thinks about the connection between the shroomery and consistent bowel movements.
whenever I walk into a library it causes mass peristalsis and I immediately have to go.
yep there's something about books makes me have to go potty.
@chaos... if you lift your feet 6 inches off the ground on a stool it helps immensely
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#24563603 - 08/18/17 06:35 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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i dont know what van wilder is but I got it from my brain and my colon. My colon said "im going and i dont care" and by brain said "ahhh i cant get stranger pee on me. You will have to use the garbage can!!"
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: sprinkles]
#24563675 - 08/18/17 07:05 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Good thing they r banning tranny restrooms in tx, geez
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: tdubz]
#24563682 - 08/18/17 07:09 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just finished a drunken shit.. was like trying to push playdough through a straw.
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sprinkles
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: tdubz]
#24563797 - 08/18/17 07:52 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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the transgender bathroom problem was started by the plumbers association to drum up business. Its the transgender plumber conspiracy
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: sprinkles]
#24563865 - 08/18/17 08:18 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah whatever no more tranny anything says trump.
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: tdubz]
#24563954 - 08/18/17 08:54 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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One time I was walking through some local birding and wildlife trails and my body was ready to release it's compost.
Well... the usual porta-potty was playing hide and seek, but I wasn't patient enough. Left it on the edge of the main trail in the brush.
Not sure what I ate or what was going on with my G.I. but it looked like the picture below. Bet it fooled someone into thinking a bear was in the area.
EDIT: I should check back to see if there's a kool tree growin' there now
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: Khancious]
#24563975 - 08/18/17 09:08 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'm so glad we're talking about poop in this thread.
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: akira_akuma]
#24563984 - 08/18/17 09:15 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think what is being missed here is she is saying the pub is the place for s***.
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: sprinkles] 2
#24563996 - 08/18/17 09:24 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
sprinkles said: I like to poo on the floor the most.
shit that reminds me... one time i went to the local dairy queen cause I had poo really bad. I went into the restroom & the toilet was clogged. I cant potty in the toilet and risk getting foreign pee splash so I decided the garbage can was the way to go.
when I walked out an employee was waiting there (presumeably to unclog the toilet).
I ran. I ran so far away.
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: sprinkles]
#24564004 - 08/18/17 09:30 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: I like to poo on the floor the most.
shit that reminds me... one time i went to the local dairy queen cause I had poo really bad. I went into the restroom & the toilet was clogged. I cant potty in the toilet and risk getting foreign pee splash so I decided the garbage can was the way to go.
when I walked out an employee was waiting there (presumeably to unclog the toilet).
I ran. I ran so far away.
Fuck I love you sprinks. A fucking legend you are.
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#24564045 - 08/18/17 09:52 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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I shit my pants sick as fuck in Ballard Washington.
I cleaned up at the safeway that was luckily right there with an open bathroom. Super gross. I thought it was just gonna be a fart.
All of those clothes went into the garbage. After I showered thoroughly. After walking home still ashamed 4 miles. Ugh what a nightmare.
My least proud moment for sure.
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Re: this is the place i come when i need to use the bathroom [Re: sprinkles] 1
#24564077 - 08/18/17 10:11 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: I like to poo on the floor the most.
shit that reminds me... one time i went to the local dairy queen cause I had poo really bad. I went into the restroom & the toilet was clogged. I cant potty in the toilet and risk getting foreign pee splash so I decided the garbage can was the way to go.
when I walked out an employee was waiting there (presumeably to unclog the toilet).
I ran. I ran so far away.
That's fucked up, you must've had to shit real bad!
Does anyone else ever cough to cover the sound of your farts? Not 100% effective but can work around ppl
I will also crop dust. In a large room you just walk around and slowly ease that fart out. 100% effective, just don't abuse it..
The best advice I can give you, never trust a fart!!
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