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OfflineTasty_Smurf_House
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My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK!
    #2449640 - 03/19/04 12:48 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

This is a continuation on my Bipolar post.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...sb=5&o=&fpart=1


So my doctors appointment was today. So I get in there and tell him whats wrong and how things are so fucked up and that my friends are even noticing and that it's fucking things up. Then he proceeds to ask me if I hear voices or if I see things crawling on the ceiling and i'm like uhhhh no. So he asks me if I do any drugs and i'm like yes marijuana. So he's like how often. And I was trying to explain that I couldn't really say daily or not cuz when i have a good stash i'll go daily ya know? but when im dry sometimes i'll go a week or so without or whatever. So i'm just like fairly often. So he asked how often i drink and i told him rarely, only a few times a year. So he's like any other drugs? i'm like yeah mushrooms, but that's also pretty rare. (i've only done them 5 times in my life). Then he asks me if i do coke! im like uhh no.

So do you know what he says? Prepare yourselves for this.

He says: well it doesnt look like you have a mood disorder. I think it's the Marijuana. According to this mother fucker, "Marijuana causes schizophrenia in some people". Holy shit. I didn't know whether to get up and slap him, tell him to fuck off, tell him how fucking retarded he is, or to just sit there with my mouth wide open. So i just sat there dumbfounded at the shite that i'm hearing. Of all the drug related bullshit i've heard........ god damnit! Not only that, but he didn't even bring up shrooms and schizophrenia or depression or anything. His suggestion was that I should stop smoking pot.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! What is wrong with this fucker. GOD FUCK!!!! all that shit and i get someone trying to tell me i have schizophrenia from pot!?!??!?!?!?! He said he'd send down the sheet to MHS (mental health services) to see what they have to say but that was it. Holy fuck. I don't even know where to begin.


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2449652 - 03/19/04 12:51 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Can you find another doctor?


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: valour]
    #2449659 - 03/19/04 12:52 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

heh. yeah. good plan.


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2449675 - 03/19/04 12:54 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

unfortunately it is common to find "proffesionals" who will make choices when they are uninformed :frown:
I would find a new doctor.


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2449689 - 03/19/04 12:57 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Sorry if I missed something - is this not an option?

When I was seeing a shrink, I tested the waters by discussing my problems without mentioning drugs, then discussed drugs outside of the context -- when I found out he wasn't rabidly anti-drug, I then opened up about them.

He was significantly more concerned with my drinking than my rolling or tripping.

Good luck.


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2450103 - 03/19/04 02:18 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

For some reason I find your post excrutiatingly humurous, but I'm not laughing.  :yesnod: :shake: :tongue2:


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2450191 - 03/19/04 02:31 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

My docter also says I shouldnt do anydrugs. beer the most though for some reason.


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2450706 - 03/19/04 07:42 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Doctors are problamatic to alot of people, especailly when it comes to the brain and shit. The body is much more easier to understand and help.

The first thing you said though, is "for my bi-polar", and what most doctors understand is that bipolars should not use any drugs at all. Witch is a totally sucky option for anyone in my book. And most bipolars use drugs and alcohol, which causes them more problems.

I dunno man, whatever makes ya happy; try to listen to yourself... fuckin doctors can really screw with ya...

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I didn't know whether to get up and slap him, tell him to fuck off, tell him how fucking retarded he is, or to just sit there with my mouth wide open. 



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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2453913 - 03/20/04 12:05 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Dude my advice is to find another dr. It tooke me two tries before i found a decent one. My first one told me i was "pretending" to trip on salvia divinorium because there was nothing in his fucking book about smoking salvia to trip so naturally sense he is all knowing tripping by smoking salvia is impossible. Go figure... Well when i did proced to snap like you wanted to calling him a fucking idiot and what not a then leaving he called the police to come pick me up saying i was a threat to myself and others so be glad you bit your tounge or the same could have happened to you. Just do yourself a favor and don't stress his stupidity and find a new, preferably non-dumbass dr. peace......


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2455189 - 03/20/04 07:27 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Well the Mediclinic phoned me back yesterday and made me an appointment for tuesday. so i dunno what's up.


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2455812 - 03/20/04 11:53 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Am I the only person here that knows loads of people go a bit mad from weed? The mind needs balance and if you unbalance it too much (obviously this differs for alot of people)then it will change your thoughts. This has happened to most people I know when doing drugs. Address the sitaution rather than just trying to get presc drugs which will cause you more problems.


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: EMERLAD]
    #2455865 - 03/21/04 12:14 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

lol man my doctor is a hero
i had a similar conversation with him but it went like this
doc: smoke?
me:no, not cigarettes?
doc: weed?
me: yeah sometimes
doc: do any other drugs?
me: just mushrooms everyonce and a while
doc: well, your a smart kid

then he proceeds to tell me about his trip to tailand where he went and saw weed fields 10 feet tall
and then he takes out a polaroid of him in front of said weed fields with a dope leaf in his mouth looking all stoned
it was awesome

then one day i went to see him about my insomnia right
and theres this mexican intern guy who sees me instead
and hes like do you do any drugs and im like yeah weed
so he gets really shaken up and is like 'oh mahihuanha is really bad, thats your problem blah blah blah" and everytime he pronounces it
(ma-hee-wan-ha) so finally my real doctor comes in and asks what hes found out

This guys been drilling me for like half an hour now about weather i drink coffee and if so when during the day and how many creams and sugar and do i drink soft drinks and what time and what do i eat and blah blah all this shit

and so he goes to my doctor "unfortunatly this kid has been smoking mahihuanha, i think that might be the problem"

my doctor laughs "hard to say isnt it"
then he hands me a bottle of sleeping pills, which worked just fine thank you
the intern was totally crest fallen

hehe
what a dick


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: PHARMAKOS]
    #2455952 - 03/21/04 01:17 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

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then he proceeds to tell me about his trip to tailand where he went and saw weed fields 10 feet tall
and then he takes out a polaroid of him in front of said weed fields with a dope leaf in his mouth looking all stoned
it was awesome



Is your doctor named Liquid_Smoke by any chance?


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: silversoul7]
    #2456889 - 03/21/04 11:48 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

lol richard blouw, but i dunno if he goes by some whacky online name


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2464144 - 03/23/04 05:02 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so I had to back today right? And my doctor was all concerned about my levels. He says my medication dosage is too high. Another doctor that saw my levels a month ago said they were fine. My neurologist wants to make my doses higher! What the fuck! Silly doctors.


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2464365 - 03/23/04 06:07 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

fuck doctors

go to the library


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: DoctorJ]
    #2474047 - 03/25/04 08:20 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

why the hell would u go to a doctor...


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #9052305 - 10/09/08 08:46 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Tasty_Smurf_House said:
This is a continuation on my Bipolar post.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...sb=5&o=&fpart=1


So my doctors appointment was today. So I get in there and tell him whats wrong and how things are so fucked up and that my friends are even noticing and that it's fucking things up. Then he proceeds to ask me if I hear voices or if I see things crawling on the ceiling and i'm like uhhhh no. So he asks me if I do any drugs and i'm like yes marijuana. So he's like how often. And I was trying to explain that I couldn't really say daily or not cuz when i have a good stash i'll go daily ya know? but when im dry sometimes i'll go a week or so without or whatever. So i'm just like fairly often. So he asked how often i drink and i told him rarely, only a few times a year. So he's like any other drugs? i'm like yeah mushrooms, but that's also pretty rare. (i've only done them 5 times in my life). Then he asks me if i do coke! im like uhh no.

So do you know what he says? Prepare yourselves for this.

He says: well it doesnt look like you have a mood disorder. I think it's the Marijuana. According to this mother fucker, "Marijuana causes schizophrenia in some people". Holy shit. I didn't know whether to get up and slap him, tell him to fuck off, tell him how fucking retarded he is, or to just sit there with my mouth wide open. So i just sat there dumbfounded at the shite that i'm hearing. Of all the drug related bullshit i've heard........ god damnit! Not only that, but he didn't even bring up shrooms and schizophrenia or depression or anything. His suggestion was that I should stop smoking pot.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! What is wrong with this fucker. GOD FUCK!!!! all that shit and i get someone trying to tell me i have schizophrenia from pot!?!??!?!?!?! He said he'd send down the sheet to MHS (mental health services) to see what they have to say but that was it. Holy fuck. I don't even know where to begin.





Hi

The more 'problems' your doctor can imagine into you, the more money he will make and the sicker you will become from the medication which will make him more money, etc etc ever meet a poor doctor?

Bi-polar people are actually normal

Its normal for people to become extremely happy or extremely sad

thats what it means to have lived

those who cannot experience true sadness do not know true happiness


everyone who is 'cool' is techincally the living dead according to the scriptures n chit

they are dead in themselves


just try to contain your unhappiness awayu from others


it is not until a rotten old peice of fruit falls to the floor and goes all mushy that new life can begin from within

stop running from whatever it is, fall to the floor and get mushy

these will be pheonix tears :laugh:

good luck


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #9052374 - 10/09/08 09:21 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Tasty_Smurf_House said:
According to this mother fucker, "Marijuana causes schizophrenia in some people".




according to science, this motherfucker is right.


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Re: My doctor is the biggest retard ever! FUCK! [Re: moshiach]
    #9052405 - 10/09/08 09:43 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

moshiach said:
Hi

The more 'problems' your doctor can imagine into you, the more money he will make and the sicker you will become from the medication which will make him more money, etc etc ever meet a poor doctor?

Bi-polar people are actually normal

Its normal for people to become extremely happy or extremely sad

thats what it means to have lived

those who cannot experience true sadness do not know true happiness


everyone who is 'cool' is techincally the living dead according to the scriptures n chit

they are dead in themselves


just try to contain your unhappiness awayu from others


it is not until a rotten old peice of fruit falls to the floor and goes all mushy that new life can begin from within

stop running from whatever it is, fall to the floor and get mushy

these will be pheonix tears :laugh:

good luck




best post ever maybe?
seriously good advice


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