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How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? 1
#24418272 - 06/19/17 04:43 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was just in a store waiting in line to pay and this dad and his 8 - 10 year old kid were behind me and the kid was being a fuckin anoying idiot and the dad looked so embarrased and ashamed when he should have done something about it. I so badly wanted to tell this kid what the fuck was up but that's the dads job.
This kid was flayling around entertaining himself with the soda cabinet and candy shelf and was repeatedly asking his dad "I want candy! Soda!! we get soda!?" And then "I wanna go to the pet store!! We got to the pet store!?!? He repeated these lines at least 20 times in 5 minutes. It was weird. The dad responded to his kid by mumbling under his breath "stop.... no..... stop.... ok.... no.... stop... no soda.... ok... stop.... "
I would have told the kid to "STFU and stop being a retard, you have no idea what youre in for in this life, STFU and wise up you imbicile, you look like a god damn embarrasment, there are kids your age solving world problems, learning adult level skills and you're fucking playing with soda and candy god damn it." This is pretty much what my dad would say to me.
I think when I have kids they're going to be scientists by age 10.
Any parents wanna chime in on what it's actually like to be a parent guiding your kid to a standard of intelligence?
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: trees]
#24418274 - 06/19/17 04:44 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Im not a parent but I wont be letting my kids be annoying shitheads out in public. Have fun but dont cause scenes or disrupt other people
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: Herbologist]
#24418280 - 06/19/17 04:46 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Only guarantee to not spawn a retard is to just not have kids.
Otherwise you gotta be willing to work. Work at work, work on your kid, work on you, and work on your environment. And remember to balance in all these things.
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: trees] 5
#24418287 - 06/19/17 04:48 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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That guy does sound like he's probably bad at discipline or controlling his kid in general, but you sound pretty white trash and retarded and like you'll make a bunch of little redneck shit heads that grow up into degenerate thieves and junkies.
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#24418290 - 06/19/17 04:48 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I am hoping my kids will inherit my super chill genes
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: Herbologist]
#24418291 - 06/19/17 04:49 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have a 4 year old daughter. Usually if I plan on going to to the store I will ask her to do a couple chores (pick up toys help with dishes etc.). I tell her that if she does she can pick one thing at the store usually candy or ice cream.
As for that situation it tells me that the dad tries but is overruled by the mom or g parents cause it sounds like that kid is spoiled and needs more discipline.
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: trees]
#24418297 - 06/19/17 04:50 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Did you happen to take notice that child was your momentary teacher? He was instructing you on the lesson of tolerance.
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: YaYoKush]
#24418301 - 06/19/17 04:50 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'll want to first teach respect.
Respect others & respect animals/nature.
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: John Nada]
#24418305 - 06/19/17 04:53 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
John Nada said: but you sound pretty white trash and retarded and like you'll make a bunch of little redneck shit heads that grow up into degenerate thieves and junkies.
haha qft
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: Herbologist]
#24418307 - 06/19/17 04:54 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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John Nada said: you sound pretty white trash and retarded and like you'll make a bunch of little redneck shit heads that grow up into degenerate thieves and junkies.
i bet your kids are scientist porn savants
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Edited by trees (06/19/17 04:55 PM)
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: trees] 1
#24418320 - 06/19/17 04:58 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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It might be another adult that has taught the kid that incessant nagging paid off. The dude couldn't do shit in the store or he'd be viral on world star. Hopefully when they got back in the car he made the kid regret it.
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: Sheekle] 7
#24418346 - 06/19/17 05:07 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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John Nada said: but you sound pretty white trash and retarded and like you'll make a bunch of little redneck shit heads that grow up into degenerate thieves and junkies.
haha qft
im definitely going to advise my kids to not wear dollar store grade gold silk pimp robes and make their living on selling crap ass dollar store quality tie dyes. and also to not cum on their own faces for internet attention
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: trees] 1
#24418366 - 06/19/17 05:11 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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trees said:
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Sheekle said:
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John Nada said: but you sound pretty white trash and retarded and like you'll make a bunch of little redneck shit heads that grow up into degenerate thieves and junkies.
haha qft
im definitely going to advise my kids to not wear dollar store grade gold silk pimp robes and make their living on selling crap ass dollar store quality tie dyes. and also to not cum on their own faces for internet attention
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: Herbologist]
#24418370 - 06/19/17 05:12 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Our mom today says how we never asked for anything at stores.
Yet still denies she beat the living tar out of us.
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: trees]
#24418373 - 06/19/17 05:12 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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trees said: and also to not cum on their own faces for internet attention
He was trying to get someone to pay him $300 for a video of that as well. So don't forget to teach your kids not to shamefully prostitute themselves over the internet.
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: Herbologist]
#24418383 - 06/19/17 05:14 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Herbologist said:
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: Sheekle]
#24418393 - 06/19/17 05:18 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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its for sure that sheekle is and was one of the kids i described in the OP and he is now hurting inside from the undeniable facts. a sickening revelation that might change his life forever, for the better hopefully
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: trees] 1
#24418403 - 06/19/17 05:21 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm drowning in tears over here junior
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: PartoftheSource]
#24418413 - 06/19/17 05:23 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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PartoftheSource said: He was trying to get someone to pay him $300 for a video of that as well. So don't forget to teach your kids not to shamefully prostitute themselves over the internet.
he ended up doing it for free, because he could not stop craving the attention. i remember when he posted the pic
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Re: How to parent properly so your kid isn't practically a retard? [Re: trees]
#24418422 - 06/19/17 05:27 PM (6 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't know what u r talking about
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