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ballsalsa
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Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding 2
#24397236 - 06/11/17 03:54 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#24397252 - 06/11/17 04:00 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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honorable........? or only last-minute available judge?

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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: ballsalsa]
#24397254 - 06/11/17 04:00 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#24397255 - 06/11/17 04:02 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh look a letter came in the mail... ... ... ... .... JURY DUTY? are you kidding me?
Also, who made you judge? this is unacceptable!
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: ballsalsa]
#24397279 - 06/11/17 04:11 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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So far there is no evidence that trump colluded with Russia. Even if there was evidence, Nixon famously communicated with vietnam before he was elected, and that was fine. I don't see how this is any different.
That, of course, doesn't excuse Russia's interference in our election, but just because it benefited trump does not mean that he is guilty of anything or collaborating with russia in any meaningful way. In fact, his relationship with russia so far has been not so great. If you've been keeping up with this stuff, you should know that senior people in the trump administration have publicly expressed their frustration with Russia, saying (among other things) that "the problem with russia is that they lie."
Not guilty.
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: demiu5]
#24397298 - 06/11/17 04:17 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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demiu5 said: honorable........? or only last-minute available judge?

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the second, obviously
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: nooneman] 2
#24397299 - 06/11/17 04:17 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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nooneman said: So far there is no evidence that trump colluded with Russia. Even if there was evidence, Nixon famously communicated with vietnam before he was elected, and that was fine. I don't see how this is any different.
That, of course, doesn't excuse Russia's interference in our election, but just because it benefited trump does not mean that he is guilty of anything or collaborating with russia in any meaningful way. In fact, his relationship with russia so far has been not so great. If you've been keeping up with this stuff, you should know that senior people in the trump administration have publicly expressed their frustration with Russia, saying (among other things) that "the problem with russia is that they lie."
Not guilty.
Sir I believe (I may be mistaken) that this court is addressing the matter that Russia is/isn't responsible for the leaks of DNC emails and presenting them to Wikileaks, or that it was a hacker not affiliated with the Russian government that did so.
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: Cinnamon]
#24397322 - 06/11/17 04:24 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh, lol, well then.
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: Cinnamon]
#24397324 - 06/11/17 04:25 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Obviously both Falcon and Enlil need to lay their case with evidence/lack thereof So everyone gets a clear understanding of each sides argument. then they can attack each other on it as they please.
If we're taking this silly thing remotely seriously we need to allow enough time for people to read and then have a clear poll to decide who wins.
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: Cinnamon]
#24397359 - 06/11/17 04:35 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cinnamon said: Oh look a letter came in the mail... ... ... ... .... JURY DUTY? are you kidding me?
Also, who made you judge? this is unacceptable!
The Government of the United States of America is not responsible for costs incurred during your time in-transit, to and from, or during your stay in the best nation in the world. Nor will we, the Government of the United States of America, spare any expense in procuring your physical presence during this trial. Additionally, criminal charges will be brought against you AFTER bringing you here, and all costs incurred by the Government of the United States of America of your retrieval will be sought after with a 183% surcharge, because, you know, we can.

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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: demiu5] 1
#24398142 - 06/11/17 09:16 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tar and feather patlal
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#24398195 - 06/11/17 09:37 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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If guilty, I volunteer to chop the guy's head off.
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#24399806 - 06/12/17 02:59 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: Tar and feather patlal
To hell with justice, can we just form an angry mob and do this instead?
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: Cinnamon]
#24399870 - 06/12/17 03:21 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cinnamon said: Obviously both Falcon and Enlil need to lay their case with evidence/lack thereof So everyone gets a clear understanding of each sides argument. then they can attack each other on it as they please.
If we're taking this silly thing remotely seriously we need to allow enough time for people to read and then have a clear poll to decide who wins.
The first thing we need to do is select a panel of jurists. I've not performed jury duty before, so i'm not clear on the process.
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: The Ecstatic]
#24400394 - 06/12/17 06:46 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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The Ecstatic said:
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Seriously_trippin said: Tar and feather patlal
To hell with justice, can we just form an angry mob and do this instead?
Yeah that went from trial to murder real fast . On the real Patlal is a good dude . He's no hostile universe for sure and even he isn't Satan
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#24400624 - 06/12/17 08:23 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol, what is this shit?
We need a jury pool of at least 20 to voir dire.
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#24400746 - 06/12/17 09:13 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said:
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The Ecstatic said:
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Seriously_trippin said: Tar and feather patlal
To hell with justice, can we just form an angry mob and do this instead?
Yeah that went from trial to murder real fast . On the real Patlal is a good dude . He's no hostile universe for sure and even he isn't Satan
Doesnt mean we shouldnt torture him on a whim.
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: Enlil]
#24401026 - 06/12/17 11:41 PM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Lol, what is this shit?
We need a jury pool of at least 20 to voir dire.
Never mind all this fancy talk. Just give me someone's head to chop off!
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: ballsalsa]
#24401117 - 06/13/17 12:55 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Lol, what is this shit?
We need a jury pool of at least 20 to voir dire.
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ballsalsa said:
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Cinnamon said: Obviously both Falcon and Enlil need to lay their case with evidence/lack thereof So everyone gets a clear understanding of each sides argument. then they can attack each other on it as they please.
If we're taking this silly thing remotely seriously we need to allow enough time for people to read and then have a clear poll to decide who wins.
The first thing we need to do is select a panel of jurists. I've not performed jury duty before, so i'm not clear on the process.
Tell us how to work this. I'm sure we can come up with 20 people
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Re: Shroomery Mock Trial. The honorable judge, ballsalsa, presiding [Re: ballsalsa]
#24401141 - 06/13/17 01:20 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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We got 11 of 12. 4 say there is not enough evidence. So much for Enlil's "guarantee that I'd get a majority of 12 jurors to make the same inferences I am."
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