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Konyap

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Has anyone here ever had a mistress?
#24350097 - 05/25/17 08:37 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was thinking about how when you got old and your balls started to wrinkle it might be harder to have sex, so you could hire a mistress to clean your house and have sex with you whenever YOU wanted. Would this work for you? They can be any gender, nationality, age, creed...
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Konyap

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Re: Has anyone here ever had a mistress? [Re: Konyap]
#24350103 - 05/25/17 08:37 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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can't pick skin color though, sorry guys.
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K-9 Unit

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Re: Has anyone here ever had a mistress? [Re: Konyap]
#24350117 - 05/25/17 08:43 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think you mean maid. Mistress implies something different entirely. Lol
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Canadian Jesus
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Re: Has anyone here ever had a mistress? [Re: K-9 Unit]
#24350127 - 05/25/17 08:48 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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From my understanding, rich people do this all the time. I would never have the money for it. Also, hollow sex
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Re: Has anyone here ever had a mistress? [Re: Canadian Jesus]
#24350136 - 05/25/17 08:52 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Usually I just bone whatever chick I want
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Re: Has anyone here ever had a mistress? [Re: Canadian Jesus]
#24350149 - 05/25/17 08:59 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Canadian Jesus said: Also, hollow sex 
Feels like glorified masturbation 
The whole notch in the belt thing is definitely mental masturbation at it's finest.
This might sound weird but sometimes I think about life without sexual desire. It seems peaceful. Getting old and limp doesn't seem all that bad. So would I go out of my way to get a dual purpose maid/slam piece? Nah. But if I'm old as shit, living in one of those assisted living apartments and she can't keep her hands off the D while she's sponging my glorious wrinkled form, then I might let her have at it.
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Re: Has anyone here ever had a mistress? [Re: Konyap]
#24350247 - 05/25/17 09:46 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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There are rich suger daddys and mommas all over the place.
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Re: Has anyone here ever had a mistress? [Re: tdubz]
#24350275 - 05/25/17 09:58 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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um yeah i had a little mishap in the 'erotic hypnosis' scene a few years back that i don't care to talk about, let's just say ...
you know who you are ;D lol
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Re: Has anyone here ever had a mistress? [Re: g00ru]
#24350409 - 05/25/17 11:12 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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this reminds me of the time i had two good buddies as roommates, and we all decided being lazy young men to hire a cleaning lady to come once a week so we didn't have to have the house trashed all the time.
first time success, second time im coming home and one of my roommates was just going to pound town in his room.
later i was like

dude we have to fire her now.
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A very close friend of mine did,to be fair his wife didn't let him make any free choices and cut him off from every friend he had . He had no joy involuntarily. To his still wife but almost ex to be fair no one should be cheated on even if it was a month total. He has since admitted his guilt(after she went thru his messaging and stuff). and they have a baby so they'll give it a second chance.He Really does feel bad but all his friends knew if he wasn't allowed friends and stop being called horrible for no reason etc he'd go insane and it happened.
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Konyap

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I wasn't talking about prostitution I was talking about a sexual relationship with 2 people and a maid fetish
I don't know I think I'm more against prostitution now, but I think it should be decriminalized. I don't think it should be legal but I don't think it's worth investing resources diverting. I can hang out with ghetto people I can't keep my mouth shut around christians
Edited by Konyap (05/26/17 06:28 AM)
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koraks
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Re: Has anyone here ever had a mistress? [Re: Konyap]
#24350876 - 05/26/17 07:07 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konyap said: I wasn't talking about prostitution I was talking about a sexual relationship with 2 people and a maid fetish
If you pay someone to have sex with you, it is prostitution though. Even though said person also does your laundry as part of the deal. If it's not supposed to be prostitution, why pay the person at all and not just call it a relationship?
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Re: Has anyone here ever had a mistress? [Re: Konyap]
#24350889 - 05/26/17 07:16 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have been thinking you needed one, but then a Mistress instead of a mistress.
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