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    #24261101 - 04/21/17 07:04 AM (1 year, 1 day ago)

And Percocet don't save me.

Fell in the middle of the night Tuesday. Broke my 4th right rib, my left index finger, and chipped my right shoulder


Im a walking disaster.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago] * 7
    #24261105 - 04/21/17 07:10 AM (1 year, 1 day ago)

At least you're walking.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: Murzelpfrumpft] * 1
    #24261158 - 04/21/17 08:16 AM (1 year, 1 day ago)

Damn that's a hard hit! I hope you get to feeling better bro..


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago] * 2
    #24261161 - 04/21/17 08:19 AM (1 year, 1 day ago)

Shit dude, be more careful.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago] * 1
    #24261174 - 04/21/17 08:27 AM (1 year, 1 day ago)

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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago] * 2
    #24261195 - 04/21/17 08:54 AM (1 year, 1 day ago)

Fuck you 'dago. I've been wondering WTF you been, and now you pop up with this shit. I love ya man, but you are one death defying, constantly injured, living life on the edge motherfucker.

I'm glad you're (kind of) alright.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago] * 1
    #24261209 - 04/21/17 09:05 AM (1 year, 1 day ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
And Percocet don't save me.

Fell in the middle of the night Tuesday. Broke my 4th right rib, my left index finger, and chipped my right shoulder


Im a walking disaster.




You must be a very fragile person :lol: how do you just fall and have all that shit happen to you and not be like 80 years old. I'm surprised you didn't break your hip too!


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago] * 1
    #24261695 - 04/21/17 02:15 PM (1 year, 18 hours ago)

god damn that sounds terrible! im sorry to hear that man.

are you ok now?


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago] * 1
    #24261712 - 04/21/17 02:29 PM (1 year, 18 hours ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
And Percocet don't save me.

Fell in the middle of the night Tuesday. Broke my 4th right rib, my left index finger, and chipped my right shoulder


Im a walking disaster.




What happened? You just fell randomly on your 4th rib?


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: Patlal]
    #24261888 - 04/21/17 03:50 PM (1 year, 17 hours ago)

Nah I feel on an acoustic electric Yamaha bass and also destroyed the bass.


I have been in well over 10 car accidents, worst injury was a bloody nose. I got diagnosed with cerebral palsy 2 months ago which lead to a slipped disc in my back, that's why this fall fucked me so bad. I had very little use of my left arm ( so I couldn't play bass anyways sadly)  And ate SHIT.

I have seen better days. I have seen worse.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago] * 3
    #24261897 - 04/21/17 03:52 PM (1 year, 17 hours ago)

I also still have an amazing hairline.


I'll bounce back.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago] * 2
    #24261951 - 04/21/17 04:14 PM (1 year, 17 hours ago)

You literally have a chip on your shoulder, and you show no grievances. Take her easy, dago. Be careful out there.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago]
    #24261975 - 04/21/17 04:30 PM (1 year, 16 hours ago)

Quote:

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Nah I feel on an acoustic electric Yamaha bass and also destroyed the bass.


I have been in well over 10 car accidents, worst injury was a bloody nose. I got diagnosed with cerebral palsy 2 months ago which lead to a slipped disc in my back, that's why this fall fucked me so bad. I had very little use of my left arm ( so I couldn't play bass anyways sadly)  And ate SHIT.

I have seen better days. I have seen worse.




I'm sorry man. I've always had balance issues and as I'm getting older I'm starting to realize how easy it is to fall and hurt yourself in the bathroom with all that wannabe ceramic and tile and edges everywhere.

But wtf did you have a bass in the bathroom for?


Also, sorry bout the diagnosis. :sad: I knew a friend of a friend who lived with it since his teens. It's definitely no joke. But I took an interest cuz of him and modern medicine has made huge improvements since I met the guy over a decade ago.

You should probably consider getting your bathroom remodeled tho. That shit really is dangerous. And don't leave random musical instruments in there.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #24262005 - 04/21/17 04:47 PM (1 year, 16 hours ago)

I slipped walking out of the bathroom door, all of my floors are hard wood, I did a fucked up twirl and fell backwards and slammed my back into the trust of the wall, on the way down tried to catch myself with the arm that that the palsy is most effecting, though the EMG showed signs of it effecting both arms, my left arm was practically limp....so that finger that caught the frame snapped like a twig.....the wall took out the shoulder and left my back super bruised, and I landed sideways on my bass that was propped in the corner of the hallway by my armoire.

Needless to say I'm a little weary of aging at the height of 6'6. 

Once these bones heal enough I'm going to do massive physical therapy until I;m back in shape and build my muscle back up.  Need a lot of supplements and I need to take it really easy.

A close friend of mine had something similar to him happen last year, hit his head on the sink, and died.  Same age.

So I need to make sure my house is less cluttered, and I don't go to bed with my socks on anymore.

It doesn't help I'll be going to jail or possibly prison in 4 weeks, and that I was starting a job within walking distance of my house today.

I'm going to file for a continuance on my court case, and the job said I still have the position once I can use my shoulder again and the abrasions from the fall heal up ( its a restaurant/gas station ).

I'm not trilled, but I did just smash a 3 egg, green olive, broccoli, and jalepeno taco, and I'm drinking some really good coffee I got down the road.

Hope is not lost.  I still have all my senses, was cracking jokes and have been laughing despite the 4th times breaking ribs ( you break em once they break easier and easier if you fuck up ) and I was very pleasant at the hospital despite the way they treated me until my x rays came back.  All and all I'm ok.  This is a temporary set back, I am more concerned about the palsy, my neurologist is pushing for an MRI but my insurance wont cover it until more proof is documented for some reason, despite the EMG's results.  The EMG was one of the wierder tests I've had done to me.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago]
    #24262008 - 04/21/17 04:49 PM (1 year, 16 hours ago)

Also the first time in my life I have ever been knocked unconscious unwillingly.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago]
    #24262025 - 04/21/17 04:57 PM (1 year, 16 hours ago)

R.I.P black beauty, you will be missed.  Prince said he's been slapping it up in the stars I could not so kindly fuck off.



I seriously am glad that it wasn't worse.  This isn't my first fall in this house, I've had to re organize a lot to maintain composure in it during the night.  The place is huge and literally sinking into a swamping, it sank another 2-3 inches from last spring.  There's not much time left for me to gtfo of here.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago]
    #24262055 - 04/21/17 05:13 PM (1 year, 16 hours ago)

Man that is some of the worst luck I've ever heard. But you have a good outlook on it, and a realistic one, which you will need in recovery. It will help alot. :hug: keep your spirits up and you should heal up fine


Though I dunno wtf insurance won't take a thorough test, physical examination, and doctors advice as enough pre-requisite for another test. You definitely need that MRI. Shitty capitalism bullshit.


Funny, your bass looks exactly like mine. I can't tell from the photo, what brand is it?


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago]
    #24262056 - 04/21/17 05:13 PM (1 year, 16 hours ago)

Fucking fuck, what bad luck!

Shite!

Sorry to hear of your misfortune.

Poor you,. poor bass.


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago]
    #24262167 - 04/21/17 06:13 PM (1 year, 15 hours ago)

Damn man, you just can't catch a break. :sad:  no pun intended


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Re: Bathrooms may break my bones. [Re: vandago]
    #24262264 - 04/21/17 07:11 PM (1 year, 14 hours ago)

How did u fall so easily? Was pitch black and tripped on a piece of furniture or something?


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