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Invisibleremake
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind] * 2
    #24234007 - 04/11/17 03:55 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

dear lord,

If you are reading this, I'd just like to know if I'm ever going to be fine again.
The world is big and scary and I'm just a kid.
I don't like being mean but all these people seem so angry.

Why are we fighting, Papa Sky?

Oh well.

If I can have just one friend that will be nice.
One who won't break my legs, or flick my nipples.

And maybe, Sweet Lighting,

If I could ask for just one day of clarity on what it means to feel alive.

Maybe in some form of sex, or adrenaline. Or drugs.
For free.

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake] * 1
    #24236204 - 04/11/17 11:28 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

You think you know don't you?
        The bullets scattered in your brain and are melting
                    the structured settlements. Events are unfolding the
                          mollusktral stinkenings coming out of your boss's anus.
                                  They invade your self-worth until you are nothing but an
Electron Cloud Consuming


We are Ing.


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise] * 1
    #24237412 - 04/12/17 12:38 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

^

:awepreciation:


v


This is as random as can be, and I don't think you'll disagree.
You're a very good dancer.


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Invisibleremake
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24238265 - 04/12/17 05:47 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

A ham sandwich has two sides. A bottom and a top side which basically functions in more or less the same way depending on how you look at it. But what interests me the most is the center. There's a piece of ham inside it, and it could be one or two slices. I have heard someone putting three inside but I've only got one, so...and if you'd like, you can put a slice of cheese on top of the ham. I've only got this yellow piece of paper, so I'll just pretend it's gouda, or cheddar or something.

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InvisibleChRnZN
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24238357 - 04/12/17 06:23 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

You smell like rodents.

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Invisibleremake
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ChRnZN]
    #24238429 - 04/12/17 06:52 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

@Noodle473,

Hey man, Frannie here, I just wanted to let you know that what you said just now has really hurt my feelings. I don't have a lot of friends, and my confidence has been running pretty low. I know I smell bad. My mom tells me every morning. She says I smell like shit. I can't help it. I have a disorder that makes me sweat profusely. The doctors say they haven't found a cure yet, but I should maybe consider amputating my arm pits. I have considered this as an option but at the moment I don't have enough gumballs to trade in for silver spoons, which I can trade in for my local currency.

It's hard sometimes you know, and I don't know what to do with it lingering around. Yesterday I made a full grown man cry. He said it felt like his nostrils were soaked in acid. A few years ago I got kicked out of school because the kids in the classroom couldn't concentrate. I was standing at the front gate. I'm working inside a wine cellar at the moment. The guy who owns the place says I should just sit here all day. He says the smell keeps all the insects and other critters from damaging the wooden structures and barrels. Cats attack me on a daily basis.

I hope you understand the severity of what you have just said, and I hope you reconsider insulting someone you don't know in the future.

Kind regards
F

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InvisibleChRnZN
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24238494 - 04/12/17 07:16 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

South Africa sucks.

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InvisibleChRnZN
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ChRnZN] * 1
    #24238551 - 04/12/17 07:41 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

We made love like warrior poets.

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Invisibleremake
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ChRnZN] * 1
    #24238612 - 04/12/17 08:04 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

You made me cry. You made me laugh. You made me want to shove a ladle inside my jam.

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InvisibleChRnZN
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake] * 1
    #24238643 - 04/12/17 08:17 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Vuh-Jay-Nuh

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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ChRnZN]
    #24238674 - 04/12/17 08:34 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Noodle473 said:
Vuh-Jay-Nuh



I do believe you've mispronounced this rather simple word, dear friend.
I will enlighten you with the proper simplified pronunciation out of the kindness of my very large heart.
Ant-eye-dis-estab-lish-men-tary-ah-niz-em

You are very welcome.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24238687 - 04/12/17 08:43 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

penis in a bottle


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sheekle]
    #24238688 - 04/12/17 08:43 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

hey tmethyl did that moderator post in the mod forum about how much i was swearing at him a few months ago? i remember i was talking trash to some guy and he PM'd me saying "tmethyl says hi"


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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InvisibleChRnZN
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sheekle]
    #24238690 - 04/12/17 08:44 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Bob went to public school.  He thinks there are only four states and that one of them is called "Chim-Cham."

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sheekle]
    #24239972 - 04/13/17 10:18 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
hey tmethyl did that moderator post in the mod forum about how much i was swearing at him a few months ago? i remember i was talking trash to some guy and he PM'd me saying "tmethyl says hi"



No no no, everybody loves Sheekle and nobody complains about him.
I think I was missing for a few months ago as well, so I can't speed through a trumpet if you know what I mean.

Did you get thoze cheezburgas?


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24240028 - 04/13/17 10:36 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

there's nothing on my mind

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #24240198 - 04/13/17 11:39 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Nothing sure is something.

What could be more subtle...


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24240226 - 04/13/17 11:47 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

the feel of the beat

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Invisibleremake
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #24241128 - 04/13/17 05:53 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Two small white marbles are lying beside a book entitled "Three albino adventures" by Whitey Whitman. I have a full cup of coffee in my left fist and a spatula secured in my right grip. There is a fly on my forehead and my tongue is curled. I am whistling a song called "the chicken came third".

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24241374 - 04/13/17 07:20 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Happiness lies in a bottle beneath the thin ice I keep skating on with thick ice skates and frigid ears about to drown wearing scuba gear trying to find it...


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