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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mynakedrat]
    #24187810 - 03/24/17 04:06 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Lol that's great!

My confession would be that there's nothing quite as good of a mood boost as seeing successful leaping off agar onto substrate.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: lovelaughlibs] * 1
    #24197060 - 03/27/17 01:33 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I spend too much time on here:lol:

I should be making grain or agar but BK and zelda


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: van hatton]
    #24197112 - 03/27/17 01:54 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

This morning I went to pasteurize a casing for some Tamps and I got everything prepped out, casing felt good, I felt good. It's a good day.

I started out my pasteurization on high heat. After I came back and saw my water boiling and internal temp wasn't above 120° I knew something was up. :facepalm:

Too many dabs and bowls before 10am guys, it'll get you no matter how many times you've repeated a procedure :lmao:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Changa Alchemist]
    #24197339 - 03/27/17 03:23 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

:sad:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mynakedrat]
    #24197385 - 03/27/17 03:34 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

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I run home on every break at work (live a mile away or so) to water/fan /take pictures. My wife thinks it's just to kiss her and Grab her Tits.
I come home for Lunch and spend 20 minutes looking, watering, fanning.
First thing after work, kiss the lady and baby, go sit in grow room to decompress for 30 minutes or more.
Wake up in the middle of the night to piss, check on shrooms.
Stay up late  making jars, subs, and reading this fucking forum.

Last night, I even ate some.

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Sounds about right.  Let her believe it as long as possible.  We'll be driving somewhere and I'll giggle about my mushies and when she asks me whats up, I say, I am just so happy to be here right now with you. 2 birds with one stone.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24199327 - 03/28/17 10:25 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I stalked this site for 2 years, started doing cakes after the first year of stalking. Didn't have the balls to post any pics of my cake grows but I'm pretty sure I would have held the record for largest fruit grown off of a cake, for real :lol:

This fkn fruit I had growing touched the lid of the chamber and had a cap the size of my fist. It left a print on top of the handle inside the tub. And the cakes in this tub was thought to be spent and was removed from my grow area and just tossed in the corner of my basement until I got around to cleaning it out. I found that monster about 2-3 weeks later when I decided to clean the tub out

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: blindingleaf] * 1
    #24199494 - 03/28/17 11:24 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I have changed a lot of my habits since I started growing... I live alone and used to clean like once a month..now  I keep shit nice and tidy...plus cultivation has helped with my depression...I have no time to be in my head when I have a bunch of agar work and shit going on....there's always something I could be doing

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Leftfield420]
    #24199506 - 03/28/17 11:29 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

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I have changed a lot of my habits since I started growing... I live alone and used to clean like once a month..now  I keep shit nice and tidy...plus cultivation has helped with my depression...I have no time to be in my head when I have a bunch of agar work and shit going on....there's always something I could be doing




Feels man. I hate being wrapped in my own head for too long.


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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a monotub that wasn't pinning fast enough. The force of the kick rearranged the genetics of the mushrooms, we now call them Penis Envy.

Caps McGee said:
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Leftfield420]
    #24199633 - 03/28/17 12:17 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

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I have changed a lot of my habits since I started growing... I live alone and used to clean like once a month..now  I keep shit nice and tidy...plus cultivation has helped with my depression...I have no time to be in my head when I have a bunch of agar work and shit going on....there's always something I could be doing




Yeah dude for sure. Same goes for me when i feel like goin out drinking, i just think about how useful that time would be in the lab.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Nobler Hino]
    #24199657 - 03/28/17 12:29 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I am currently working on plans for a safe room(hidden lab)...I want to have all my shit out of sight...just in case someone shows up...its kinda hard to explain the sab sitting on the table if someone shows up unexpected

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Leftfield420]
    #24199813 - 03/28/17 01:34 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah i cant think of any good excuses if someone asked me whats up with the SAB on the table full of jars/agar I dont live with my perents or anything but my house is tiny so I have to use the living room sometimes and the idea of someone even knocking on the door is scary because then id have to either hide everything or I'd have to set them :onfire:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: ichugwindex]
    #24199820 - 03/28/17 01:37 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

:horrified: I'll consider myself fortunate for the walk in closet I use.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Changa Alchemist]
    #24199934 - 03/28/17 02:15 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

the hobby has consumed half of my bedroom.  There is something so peaceful about sleeping next to a couple monos full of mushies.  My wife is adapting and shes actually probably the happiest and most secure she has felt since we have been together


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24200174 - 03/28/17 03:43 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

If anyone ever asks I tell them I grow mushrooms. :lol: not all mushrooms are illegal guys.

My landlord came over and I didn't clean up from the night before grain prep and he didn't even say anything :thumbup:


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Tmethyl said:
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a monotub that wasn't pinning fast enough. The force of the kick rearranged the genetics of the mushrooms, we now call them Penis Envy.

Caps McGee said:
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: van hatton]
    #24200188 - 03/28/17 03:49 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

my wife thought my SAB was some weird cat toy i built because the cats always try to sleep/fuck around with it.


its funny. if you had no clue what mushroom growing was about, how would you even put it together?

a PC.a plastic painters bucket with dirt in it. a plastic box with 2 big holes for some reason..

jars are different but the basic supplies people dont even notice. i grew in the open at my parents for months
before my mom was like 'wait.. wtf is that?' it was in PLAIN VIEW.
think of the natives in america thinking cortez ships where water mountains with people on them.
they had no fuckin concept of it.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24200575 - 03/28/17 06:27 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Thank you folks - I really do enjoy the confessions
:seriousthumbsup:

This hobby makes us do and think some weird stuff...
And some lawfully normal and healthy stuff too.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #24200621 - 03/28/17 06:45 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)



My cat loves the SAB


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: ichugwindex]
    #24200837 - 03/28/17 08:04 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck yeah...a sudden knock on the door is a bitch...my house is small as fuck and there isn't anywhere else for me to use my sab.. But I plan to fix that... Plus the hidden door locks and Soss hinges I got will finally be put to use

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24201228 - 03/28/17 10:13 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

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My cat loves the SAB




Avatar Pic FTW!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn] * 1
    #24201533 - 03/29/17 12:47 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

skimming through Shroomery threads is my favorite way to procrastinate when I have a shit ton of work I don't want to do...

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