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Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s)
    #24188613 - 03/24/17 11:49 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Suppose pure mayhem ensues in the state or nation where you live and it becomes necessary to be armed and show it, "open carry", any kind of personal defense weapon(s), carried visibly.

Kind of like in the Congo. :childsoldier:

It can be any kind of reasonable weapon, firearms, blades, nunchakus, less-than-lethal options, a chainsaw and hockey mask...

What would it be?

This thread becomes more entertaining if you post pictures of what hardware you have in mind. You know what they say, a picture speaks 1000 words.


Choose your weapon(s)


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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: Asante]
    #24188624 - 03/24/17 11:51 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

full knight armor with a sword and shield.


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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: Near Dylan]
    #24188627 - 03/24/17 11:52 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Pictures!


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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: Asante]
    #24188628 - 03/24/17 11:52 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Just my fingers cause I'm giving everyone a wet Willy

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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: Asante]
    #24188633 - 03/24/17 11:55 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)


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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: Asante]
    #24188637 - 03/24/17 11:56 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Pictures!





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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: abltsandwich]
    #24188639 - 03/24/17 11:57 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Anything that has hollow point ammo with AIDS in the cavity.


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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: Asante]
    #24188647 - 03/24/17 11:59 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

0:23



:flamethrow::onfire: . . . :peace:


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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: Asante]
    #24188906 - 03/24/17 01:27 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

I'd sport an Atlatl and I was thinking a raw hide thong
but this guy has the jeremiah johnson look and it looks good.

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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: Asante] * 1
    #24188918 - 03/24/17 01:30 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

I choose Jove


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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: ChRnZN]
    #24188949 - 03/24/17 01:40 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

attack elephant



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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #24188954 - 03/24/17 01:41 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

That hippo got rofl stomped


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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: pinedownpioneer]
    #24189054 - 03/24/17 02:17 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

I think I favor high explosives and concealment over my MK47 mutant rifle.  Set traps with the intention of maiming my enemy and not killing them. Much harder to care for the wounded than to dig a hole..

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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: liloldme]
    #24189430 - 03/24/17 04:48 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Probably an ak 47. Reliability and stopping power.

The thread title was funny to me at first. A European assuming open carry = pure mayhem when open carry is already legal where I live. Then I read the post and it made more sense.


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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: searching]
    #24190081 - 03/24/17 08:19 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

No guns for me. If all hell broke loose where I live (I doubt it ever will) I just have my baseball bat, a katana, a tomahawk, a few bowie knives, and a handful of stainless steel throwing knives that I like to fuck around with in my back yard.

I'd probably do what Near Dylan suggested and go around dressed as a knight.


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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #24190084 - 03/24/17 08:20 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)



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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #24190116 - 03/24/17 08:30 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

I would get a procedure to replace my human arms with trees. Fuckin' swinging trees at people n' shit


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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #24190196 - 03/24/17 08:53 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

that laptop from Ghost In The Shell that turns into an automatic sub-machine gun, or the RL counterpart, the Magpul FMG-9.

so if i was out, no one would know that if they fucked with me, they'd eat lead quicker than they could say fuck.

and an XN-1 LaWS, for long range defense of my HQ.

and the M1 Garand, for the same purpose, if i feel like having target practice.

also, obviously some pistol hardware- a Beretta 92f for semi-auto, and for conservation, a Ruger GP100, with wood grip.



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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: akira_akuma]
    #24190200 - 03/24/17 08:55 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)



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Re: Pure mayhem turns your state or country into an Open Carry society. Choose your weapon(s) [Re: Asante] * 3
    #24190203 - 03/24/17 08:56 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

I choose a turd, because no one messes with a man with a turd in his hand.

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