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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Crispykoot]
    #24177423 - 03/20/17 10:57 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

married 10 yrs. with her for 13. fucking now more than ever.

the longer we have been together the more she 'tries to make it quick' so shes like
'tell me how to make you nut quicker'. so over then years ive basically trained her
to do the opposite. making her a 'bj slave' in a sense because after all these years
its just as subconscious for her has it is for my hand to go as long as possible.
but sometimes its so good i cant hold it.

marriage is awesome.

mush confession(and back on topic). i HAVENT done mush work because i was bangin the wife :wink:

im trying to pick these tubs before a spore dump. instead we eat dinner, smoke up, cuddle, fuck for awhile.
i pass out and wake up in a panic to a mess of a tub and/or dried out substrates.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Crispykoot]
    #24177443 - 03/20/17 11:03 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

I haven't had sex in over a year and haven't gotten head or even a kiss in about 3 months. Dick's dryer than the Sonora Desert.
:badtrip:

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: MysticMoteToter] * 1
    #24177450 - 03/20/17 11:05 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

:badmanthisfeels:

if i were morty id say

'yah man... uhh a chemical reaction man?? thats your big thing rick?? that drink
is less of a reaction than my parents love man!!you cant just say that!! aahhh!!'

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: MysticMoteToter] * 2
    #24177451 - 03/20/17 11:05 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Well I hope your not using your avatar picture as your profile pic on dating sites, that would explain it :lol:

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24177607 - 03/20/17 12:18 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

mushboy said:
married 10 yrs. with her for 13. fucking now more than ever.

the longer we have been together the more she 'tries to make it quick' so shes like
'tell me how to make you nut quicker'. so over then years ive basically trained her
to do the opposite. making her a 'bj slave' in a sense because after all these years
its just as subconscious for her has it is for my hand to go as long as possible.
but sometimes its so good i cant hold it.

marriage is awesome.

mush confession(and back on topic). i HAVENT done mush work because i was bangin the wife :wink:

im trying to pick these tubs before a spore dump. instead we eat dinner, smoke up, cuddle, fuck for awhile.
i pass out and wake up in a panic to a mess of a tub and/or dried out substrates.






Hahahaha...Trying to make you nut quicker is a way that the woman in a long term relationship owns your ass...She will continue to try to make you useless to other Women... Fight that shit! Awareness is the first step.

Source: Married for 16 years..Divorced 1 month...


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Crispykoot]
    #24177640 - 03/20/17 12:34 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

I really liked being married, but when you fall out of love or one of the two does, it can be very hard. Worth trying. Love is a very worthwhile pursuit IMO. Takes time to heal.


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Crispykoot]
    #24177773 - 03/20/17 01:13 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Love i like being in a dinghy in a raging ocean, an ocean that'll eventually drown you and overtake you, can be a fun ride though. life without love is like coasting through a calm, foggy bay.

Ime love's only worth pursuing if you don't like the monotony of a foggy bay.

Team Fuck Love, focus on Science. Rise above. :wink:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #24178297 - 03/20/17 03:56 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Hey mushboy does your wife consistently hack and update your Facebook as well, or just your shroomery account :lol:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: ComebackKid]
    #24178316 - 03/20/17 04:00 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

lolz. you guys are funny.

and thats a shitty outlook on what love can be dude.:thumbdown:

if love is being in a dingy then build a bigger boat quint.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24178336 - 03/20/17 04:09 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Dactylium]
    #24178371 - 03/20/17 04:22 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

:awegroove: Haddaway - What is love :awegroove:


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: lovelaughlibs]
    #24178374 - 03/20/17 04:24 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

iron maiden - powerslave

gotta be a slave to something right?

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24178383 - 03/20/17 04:28 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

That brings this right back to hoes IMO...No power trip just a fair exchange...Clean mofuckin hoes!!


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24178528 - 03/20/17 05:45 PM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

mushboy said:
if love is being in a dingy then build a bigger boat quint.



:happyclaps: i don't mind the calm, foggy bay at this point in my life haha but love that response.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #24180159 - 03/21/17 11:40 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

My first attempt at growing I bought a spore syringe and then sprayed the whole thing onto a bag of cow manure and waited for it to do something.  Lol still waiting 13 years later.

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: deathblade]
    #24180168 - 03/21/17 11:44 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

That is an awesome confession deathblade - well done!
:thumbsup:

reminds me a bit of Shroomerintherye's chicken soup tek... (earlier in this thread) then again I think she actually got some fruits.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #24187616 - 03/24/17 12:04 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Just now I was perusing the products at a spore vendor's website...

and upon looking over the "microscopy supplies" section I briefly imagined that there really exists this parallel universe where a bunch of geeky guys and high school biology students order and exclusively view spores under a microscope, discussing the subtle differences between mushroom spores and debating slide mounting teks...


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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: PsiloPsychIn]
    #24187624 - 03/24/17 12:09 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

or we are the things under the microscope. and we are the project in something elses high school biology class.:eek:

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: mushboy]
    #24187636 - 03/24/17 12:13 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

Been saying we were bacteria being grown in a petri since Jr. High.... Makes you wonder right? :breakthrough:

Edited by Leftfield420 (03/24/17 12:15 AM)

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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS - of an amateur mycologist [Re: Leftfield420]
    #24187771 - 03/24/17 03:30 AM (6 years, 11 months ago)

I run home on every break at work (live a mile away or so) to water/fan /take pictures. My wife thinks it's just to kiss her and Grab her Tits.
I come home for Lunch and spend 20 minutes looking, watering, fanning.
First thing after work, kiss the lady and baby, go sit in grow room to decompress for 30 minutes or more.
Wake up in the middle of the night to piss, check on shrooms.
Stay up late  making jars, subs, and reading this fucking forum.

Last night, I even ate some.

:trueconfessions:

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