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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic]
    #24124546 - 02/27/17 07:24 PM (7 years, 3 days ago)

Wanna colab?


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24124885 - 02/27/17 10:08 PM (7 years, 3 days ago)

That's nothing but coffee sponge bubble. It’s outrageous, if it feels good, stretch it. If it don’t you’re turkey.

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: purple_mule]
    #24124893 - 02/27/17 10:13 PM (7 years, 3 days ago)

!!!sehctib sllab dna kcid ym taE

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Josex]
    #24125522 - 02/28/17 08:49 AM (7 years, 3 days ago)

horse shit sir, there has always been an octopus right there. I just dont know why he is wearing a thong.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: psilly the kid] * 1
    #24125542 - 02/28/17 08:58 AM (7 years, 3 days ago)

You know it, I know it, we all know it.
We just pretend that we throw it away, we just pretend that it wont go away.
That octopus had more to say, too bad, he was battered and fried the other day.
Speaking of frying, Im lying in bed, head down to ankles all dying and dead.
Can't shake the cold but the cold'll shake you.
I reckon its the acid - but it might just be you.
:crabstyle: :

le babe blu


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Edited by The Blind Ass (02/28/17 09:13 AM)

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #24125653 - 02/28/17 09:53 AM (7 years, 2 days ago)

If you could vomit through a space portal for just a few hours,
to catch a glimpse of your own excessive mind fuckings,
would you trust that French dream like a morning wood?  :awepixletrippin:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #24125687 - 02/28/17 10:15 AM (7 years, 2 days ago)

A plot arose to tinge the hand for reeking of spurned kisses.
Yearned wishes of secret bliss's is all but rare with this visage.
A coup to dare the bridges ridges to inquire If the spirit bade us.
Phantom limbs and false awakenings stirred into the dream,
The delusive appearance of an ignorant sleep!
Divine madman - you become of us, undisguised as apparition,
With two eyes, but one vision - stymied love's decision.
Each thinking of the key, each confirms the prison.
Evoking the nature of mind, resets the world.
  It was always already.

:flop:


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Edited by The Blind Ass (02/28/17 10:23 AM)

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #24127000 - 02/28/17 08:08 PM (7 years, 2 days ago)

:bashful:
What is the brain,
but an bottle of ocean water?..

If you were to write it a damp message,
What would you write?
You know very well it will reach no one.
You can grin endless unto the shapes of this world
shape advanced shapes into being.

Or you can reach over and extrapolate
whats becoming unspicy.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24127105 - 02/28/17 08:45 PM (7 years, 2 days ago)

:pikannom:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #24127177 - 02/28/17 09:10 PM (7 years, 2 days ago)

quietly running away from the aliens opposing alex jones, wearing my tinfoil hat to deflect their shit from going into my mouth. I eat their shit anyway, it makes me immune to the aliens of future generations. I am no immune and fling my shit at reptilian shapeshifters in order to defend the freedom of burgerland. Never piss on the burgerflag, for I fought for it with feces.


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Put them in a burger, and make them taste delicious.

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Burger]
    #24127179 - 02/28/17 09:13 PM (7 years, 2 days ago)

*the galactical news agency”
Hello this is Stan Mormaduke. I’m reporting on the news in the galaxy. Here’s the newest news we have: it is a documentary on a cookie
Close-up on a cookie

“This is the most evil force in the world. It is the atom cookie, called atom cookie because it can split atoms with it’s mind”

Cookie mind
Cookie mind is sacred

There was a group of peasants that served the atom cookie. They made shoes and statues for the cookie.

On another world, someone was eating a dinner. There was a cookie for dessert but it was not the atom cookie. It was a peanut butter and chocolate cookie.

Many wars were started over the atom cookie. The united spaceway organization reports that over 30 space wars have started over the atom cookie, wars that took place in the milky way galaxy and the andromeda galaxy

There were other galaxies but they aren’t worth mentioning because of the lack of intelligent life.

We’re only interested in finding species similar to our own.
The human species is the most exciting thing happening in the Universe.

Ten times two is 20 and alien plus human is perfect
The aliens helped us in ways we could not imagine. They gave us new technologies, and new cosmic perspectives. We now possess a multi-dimensional map of the mind of the cookie mind. The cookie mind inhabits 12 dimensions.

On the last windy day on Earth, it was the birthday of Princess Elena. Princess Elena was the last remaining princess in the Milky Way galaxy. She was born of Earth, but she was raised by aliens. The aliens were not the human’s slaves but more like the caretakers of the Earth. They helped Earth ascend into what humans previously thought heaven was. This heaven dimension exists rolled up in the 3rd dimension and many races reach heaven once their technology has advanced considerably.

New ideas are thought up all the time. In the mind of a cookie, there are 20 new ideas every minute. The cookie has to integrate and internalize these ideas before it can reach it’s full potential. Every month it receives another upload of ideas. 20 new ideas every minute and then 60 more ideas at the end of the month.

Anyway, back to the group of peasants that served the cookie. They had a giant cathedral with large statues in it. The statues each resembled a different kind of man – there was a plumber, an architect, a bicyclist, a giraffe trainer and a sun-tanning salon center manager. Each statue held a quartz crystal. The quartz crystal would be harvested by the peasants and turned into magic dust. The magic dust had the power of healing and rejuvenation.

One night there was a giant ceremony on Earth. The night after the princess had her birthday. The humans danced like possessed cheetahs and made a ruckus on the dance floors. The dance floors were actually jungle terrain because in this future scenario, the populations of Earth moved away from civilization and re-created tribal culture. Most of the humans were now skilled at horticulture and agriculture.

If you wanted to know what kind of food the humans grew now, it was mostly grapes and apples. They were other kinds of food, but grapes and apple were the main ones.

Rum and punch.
Run and punch.
Run and rum punch.

There was no telling what the cookie mind would think of next. With all the ideas going through the cookie mind’s mind, it was the number one show in the galaxy to watch – that show being “The Cookie Mind show” – everytime the cookie mind came up with an idea, there was a new episode of the Cookie Mind Show, where we are told what the cookie mind’s new idea is, and how we must then change our understanding of the universe.

Red bull is the cookie mind’s favorite drink.

Existing in 12 dimensions sometimes got exhausting for atom cookie. Atom cookie knew too much, and this made him feel lonely, being the only being that knew as much as it did. The atom cookie sometimes took a rest in the 1st dimension, where he only existed as a singled-pointed ball of light.

Hugh Lawrence was an actor in the 10th dimension. He played the part of atom cookie in “atom cookie: the movie”. The movie played in 4 different galaxies and got huge support from galaxial movie critics.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 1
    #24127207 - 02/28/17 09:22 PM (7 years, 2 days ago)

Every Sunday is a new Monday

Every Thursday was birthday day

Birthday dad was celebrated by all the people born on birthday day. In other words, Birthday day was the shit.

Every time you kill a man, you get 3 gold stars.

Now is the foundation which the is rests on
The is is isness, and some thing some thing tartar sauce

Foundation of rock and wood, built to last for three generations

Apple pie tartar tartar souce, extra tartar sauce

E.e cummings

Was a poet
Gilfred Grape sung three times in a day to the beat of his own drum. Bathrooms are meant for the homeless.

Brood wars is the gayest game to ever be imagined into existence. Only stupid people play Brood Wars.

I said that and I mean it. Only stupid people play brood Wars! It’s a fact. Jeeeesuss Christ bless thy name and catupolt those bodies

Groundball

Upswing

Downturn

Oakland Ravers. The Oakland Ravers.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: EternalCowabunga] * 1
    #24127214 - 02/28/17 09:27 PM (7 years, 2 days ago)

I love birthday day, it makes me want to put chapstick on the tip of my penis and apply my penis to my lips to reduce the chapstick amount on the tip of my penis and make me lips less chapped

I love the water bottles of future tomoorrow and past today.

When you eat do you dehydrate your food?
I don't
I love the moisture of the food
I love the drink inside of the bread of food
Dehydration
Heat stroke
death
no future
no tomorrow
no mind
no control
no life
no happiness


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Burger]
    #24127285 - 02/28/17 09:53 PM (7 years, 2 days ago)

A1 champloo udon noodles just said I need a little rice for this intermission. In fact, its my inner mission to diminish quiet boundries so story can continue its journey.....to find the mythical atom cookie.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24127311 - 02/28/17 10:06 PM (7 years, 2 days ago)

Red Orchestra.

It was only june. But the flowers were already commencing with plan fire of fags.  U doint want to know.  Neother does fready.  It goes through the page.its all about drawing.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #24127339 - 02/28/17 10:17 PM (7 years, 2 days ago)

After stopping at the fairy bar for a local tip story continued its journey through the changing forest, destined for the red orchestra. Now juneary, time seemed to start moving diagnaly(you could tell because of the fire fags) and the mechina started to sing:"amazing grace how sweet the sound......I know it saves but is it changing a wretch like me?" .....just as story was getting used to this new paragraph a new thought seemed to form outside of its usual bubble....this concludes story vol.5


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24127352 - 02/28/17 10:19 PM (7 years, 2 days ago)

The gnomes entered from his vents. One by one they came, each wearing a different coloured hats. They growled loudly and they came to him and they offered him a deal. The deal was that they would beat the old black man’s grandchildren with hockey sticks and aluminum 2x4s, in exchange for two jugs of gremlin piss straight from their toenails which would grant the black man eternal faggotry.

The police couldn’t find them because the liscence plate he owned didn’t sit on the head of the faggotry board. It was actually led by Weezer with Ed the Sock and a couple of jackasses named frank, tumpline, colen, rathfern, and fastygreen.  Hes dead now.

It has been one year since the incident, an the mans body didn’t seem to float away in the wind as planed.  So we decided to burn him, and play jump the fire with active grenade hot potato.  They all died.  Now that every one has died, or is dead, or both, I can begin the tall of a new man, one who is far superior to that if old man with regrets.  This man is named Mr. Izzy.  And this is his STORY

STORY

It was December, the wind blew threw the hole in the door.  The whole from my drunken rage, whence I fought that beast, heaven bearing monster.  It was in cahoots with Satan, and Hitler was there, he new what was going down.  I kicked the beast, which was my vacuum, outwards onto the street, but the battle wounds remain. 

I left for work, and ion the way I ran into the beast agin, but noe the beast had decided instead of killing me its going to throw me into a heap of poo, for like 3hours.  I mena it smelt bad, but wtf.  Dint kill me, il fuck him up.  ……….thats yo momma.

At work my boss took my shoes and threw themn into the fire, which woke the beast.  Then it started, my face exploaded.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #24127374 - 02/28/17 10:27 PM (7 years, 2 days ago)

Story could only watch in horror as these events took place for it knew it could not compete with the beasts power.....yet. remember the tip at the fairy bar? Well it was said that a magic mindset was buried deep upneath the purple summer sky. Now armed with this knowledge story decided the next mission was to find thinderclap as this event could not take place unless the two chosen ones did the thing.....*stay tuned for more STORY* THIS FILM WILL NEVER BE RATED


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24131165 - 03/02/17 12:56 PM (7 years, 20 hours ago)

Perhaps something is very peculiar in time.
Gods cup, underflowing.
Perhaps every I, me, you, it,
that, be, nothing, fork,
are now seen with a new frame of mind.
As of last night.
:doublejointed:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24131196 - 03/02/17 01:06 PM (7 years, 19 hours ago)

i shall overturn this color to prevent world war 1
barking is give me those
my feet and yes but not so
hallowed vulture with beginning
am i

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