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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 6
    #24082512 - 02/11/17 03:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This guy is fucking incredible, watch it all!


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #24082795 - 02/11/17 05:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

He's my hero, even if he is dead (multiple organ dysfunction syndrome) probably all that shit he ate and smoked.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #24082819 - 02/11/17 05:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Those vids should come with the surgeon general's warning :wink:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: zZZz] * 10
    #24083107 - 02/11/17 07:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Soccer player delivers deadly ear flick



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: drege]
    #24083109 - 02/11/17 07:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It figures he would die of that, but he left a legacy of magic!


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: trees]
    #24083112 - 02/11/17 07:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

haha you can kind of see the reaction of the dude who did it, going like :youseethisshit:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: shadyy] * 3
    #24083432 - 02/11/17 10:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: memes] * 6
    #24083457 - 02/11/17 11:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

How to become a Canadian Citizen


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Tantrika] * 4
    #24083575 - 02/12/17 12:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)








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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #24084983 - 02/12/17 02:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)



:rofl:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #24085339 - 02/12/17 03:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #24085877 - 02/12/17 08:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: The Phleg] * 2
    #24085900 - 02/12/17 08:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: The Phleg] * 2
    #24085979 - 02/12/17 08:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

My new assistant had his first day learning to process poultry.  He's a 37 yr old vet, smart and like-minded, etc etc....

I teach him the kill cut, he executes perfectly (pun intended) several times.  I leave him to the next one solo.  He grabs an asshole of a rooster - big freaking bird - and proceeds with the cut.  He watches it bleed for 30 seconds and goes away to get the next bird.  Rooster comes out of the cone and flying at his head, spurting blood everywhere.  20 hens escape the cage he didn't quite latch, rooster is trying to kill....chaos and blood.....

that damn rooster lived from 5 pm to 9 am the next morning with his throat cut and was found foraging and preening by me.  I had to sniper that damn thing to kill it, two pellets in the head.  The sweet old lady neighbor comes over and says  "I think your bird got away and it might be sick.  It had a funny squawk ...."   

By far, the most dramatic working interview I have ever given.  And, he's coming back for more.  Hilarious

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: RiverDweller1]
    #24086261 - 02/12/17 11:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Tipote] * 1
    #24086594 - 02/13/17 07:32 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

That duck vid needs a car skid sound added!:grin:

I know this guy only posts the absolute worst people he talks to but god damn!:foreheadslap:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 2
    #24086900 - 02/13/17 10:12 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

When people post text jokes instead of memes its like when a girl offers you a blowjob and sucks your dick for half a second then jerks you the rest the way.

Smh


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: TNK] * 5
    #24087141 - 02/13/17 12:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: The Phleg]
    #24087154 - 02/13/17 12:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:gonnaneedmyglasses:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Tipote] * 2
    #24087232 - 02/13/17 01:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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