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Would you own a slave?
    #24038148 - 01/25/17 09:32 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

So i just had an interesting conversation regarding slaves in civilized countries and it got me thinking...would i own a slave? Someone who must do what i say at all times?

Granted they would get free room and board, but wouldnt be allowed to leave.

So heres the question. If you had the opportunity to own a slave(they coud be anyone you wanted), have full facility to keep them from escaping, and the knowledge that you would never be found out, would you have one?


You would have free reign over their entire life and can choose to end it at any time
Would you own a slave?
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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: JvF]
    #24038159 - 01/25/17 09:34 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Sure why not. I'm a white male. I have historical experience in the matter.

EDIT: It would have to be a sex slave though. I can do my own chores and shopping. I'd be bored to death otherwise...

EDIT to EDIT: You know what. It would probably end up like some sort of marriage thing. I couldn't just beat her into submission. It's beyond me moral (yes I have some)..... Too much trouble. I'd have to feed her, house her.... I'm not ready for this kind of slave/master relationship. I don't even have a hamster...

EDIT to EDIT to EDIT: I mean, if she got a job and actually was willing to have sex without me having to force her, it would be fine... Essentially she would be a girlfriend. I would jjust control her decisions, which I would make sure it benefits her and she agrees with it...

EDIT to EDIT to EDIT to EDIT: Fuck it. I'm converting to Islam, I'm moving to Saudi Arabia and I'll marry 10 sex slaves and brag about it...


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: JvF]
    #24038162 - 01/25/17 09:35 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

A midget would be pretty dope



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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: LifeIsJustDelirium]
    #24038205 - 01/25/17 09:54 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Stupid idea for a thread.  Slavery has no great history.

Slavery is not friendship.

If slavery was common.  I Suppose you could be protecting someone but they would never really be free.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #24038212 - 01/25/17 09:55 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

So I'm the only one saying no? :aweman:


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: JvF]
    #24038226 - 01/25/17 09:59 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

nope


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: JvF] * 1
    #24038270 - 01/25/17 10:21 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Of course OP of all people is the type of person to genuinely consider "owning" another human being


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #24038275 - 01/25/17 10:23 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Patlal said:
Sure why not. I'm a white male. I have historical experience in the matter.

EDIT: It would have to be a sex slave though. I can do my own chores and shopping. I'd be bored to death otherwise...

EDIT to EDIT: You know what. It would probably end up like some sort of marriage thing. I couldn't just beat her into submission. It's beyond me moral (yes I have some)..... Too much trouble. I'd have to feed her, house her.... I'm not ready for this kind of slave/master relationship. I don't even have a hamster...

EDIT to EDIT to EDIT: I mean, if she got a job and actually was willing to have sex without me having to force her, it would be fine... Essentially she would be a girlfriend. I would jjust control her decisions, which I would make sure it benefits her and she agrees with it...

EDIT to EDIT to EDIT to EDIT: Fuck it. I'm converting to Islam, I'm moving to Saudi Arabia and I'll marry 10 sex slaves and brag about it...





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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Asante]
    #24038278 - 01/25/17 10:25 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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So I'm the only one saying no? :aweman:





look at the plus side, no one has opted for the beating yet


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #24038287 - 01/25/17 10:30 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

guess that's where i come in


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #24038325 - 01/25/17 10:47 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Quote:

Patlal said:
Sure why not. I'm a white male. I have historical experience in the matter.

EDIT: It would have to be a sex slave though. I can do my own chores and shopping. I'd be bored to death otherwise...

EDIT to EDIT: You know what. It would probably end up like some sort of marriage thing. I couldn't just beat her into submission. It's beyond me moral (yes I have some)..... Too much trouble. I'd have to feed her, house her.... I'm not ready for this kind of slave/master relationship. I don't even have a hamster...

EDIT to EDIT to EDIT: I mean, if she got a job and actually was willing to have sex without me having to force her, it would be fine... Essentially she would be a girlfriend. I would jjust control her decisions, which I would make sure it benefits her and she agrees with it...

EDIT to EDIT to EDIT to EDIT: Fuck it. I'm converting to Islam, I'm moving to Saudi Arabia and I'll marry 10 sex slaves and brag about it...





I'd hate to have to watch you choose a pair of shoes




We're talking slavery here. Some thoughts has to be given


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Patlal]
    #24038338 - 01/25/17 10:53 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Make slavery great again.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: JvF]
    #24038344 - 01/25/17 10:56 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Only if it was Patlal.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #24038351 - 01/25/17 10:58 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Only if it was Patlal.




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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #24038355 - 01/25/17 11:01 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Men should be kept as slaves. :strokebeard:


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: SARAtonin]
    #24038360 - 01/25/17 11:05 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Men should be kept as slaves. :strokebeard:




We were for a long ass time. We built some of the most impressive wonders of the world.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Patlal]
    #24038365 - 01/25/17 11:06 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

I mean ALL men.

Long live the matriarchy!!!!


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #24038381 - 01/25/17 11:16 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Morel Guy said:
Stupid idea for a thread.  Slavery has no great history.

Slavery is not friendship.

If slavery was common.  I Suppose you could be protecting someone but they would never really be free.




You're wrong. Slavery does have a great history (not saying it's right.) Slavery has existed in countless countries all around the world for several hundreds of years. It's honestly nothing new or anything that the "white man" invented. People's idea of the history of slavery is so misconceived. Don't believe me? Do some research http://historyworld.net/wrldhis/PlainTextHistoriesResponsive.asp?ParagraphID=cio

If you didn't know, slavery still existed in America in different forms; including sex trafficking, unjust wages/opportunities and imprisonment (yes, incarceration is the most common and digusted form of modern day slavery)

As for myself, no, I would not nor would I ever have any desire to own a slave. Owning another human being goes against everything I believe in morally.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24038419 - 01/25/17 11:32 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Yes. I would get rich enough to own all of the slaves then set them free, then they would all be on my side which would make the next phase easy.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: SARAtonin]
    #24038436 - 01/25/17 11:40 AM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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I mean ALL men.

Long live the matriarchy!!!!



Well, I'd rather die for a queen than for a king....


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: JvF]
    #24038480 - 01/25/17 12:01 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

I wouldn't want to be someone's slave, so I can't in good conscience condone slavery. :mushroom2:


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: JvF]
    #24038618 - 01/25/17 01:01 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

The one serious thing I will contribute to this thread, is the fact that I find the way the ancients handled slaverey to be much more respectable (if you could call it that) than the way America viewed slavery.
Unlike in America the ancients didn't try to justify slavery by saying they were civilizing of culturing their slaves,  they didn't try and say it was ok because of told them one group was more righteous than the other.
They we just stright up and real about it, "We are stronger than you, so are going to take those of you worth our time and kill the rest."


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: SARAtonin]
    #24038623 - 01/25/17 01:05 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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SARAtonin said:
The one serious thing I will contribute to this thread, is the fact that I find the way the ancients handled slaverey to be much more respectable (if you could call it that) than the way America viewed slavery.
Unlike in America the ancients didn't try to justify slavery by saying they were civilizing of culturing their slaves,  they didn't try and say it was ok because of told them one group was more righteous than the other.
They we just stright up and real about it, "We are stronger than you, so are going to take those of you worth our time and kill the rest."




Mmmmm, I wasn't around back then so I don't really know how the ancient people handled their slaves or what they told them.... I do know that they would fight them till the death in coliseums for mere amusement.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: SyzygisticSoul]
    #24038776 - 01/25/17 02:13 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

She's right . Slaves in ancient Roman times were classified by one thing and that was wealth. If a person was in debt they'd become a slave to "repay". In general they treated them like humans which is more then the southern slavery ever did. Questioning a humans humanity is the ultimate insult.


That being said I wouldn't have a slave


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: JvF] * 1
    #24038787 - 01/25/17 02:16 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Stal, I already own many slaves

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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: JvF]
    #24038844 - 01/25/17 02:42 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

No


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Ezuma]
    #24038973 - 01/25/17 03:35 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

I don't want a slave but in the past me and my father would talk about that if slavery were legal and we had slaves, we'd treat em good.

I'd just chill with em, play video games and chief with em. Feed them well and all that. I'd of course expect them to help out but I'd make sure they had everything they need and have a decent life.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #24039342 - 01/25/17 05:26 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

If I did have slaves however I would get em young and teach them to be master drawers, focusing on technical skill to the exclusion of all else
I would then instruct them to do my work for me creating huge mural sized renditions of my artworks, at levels of detail I just don't have time for. That'd be super. Like, ignoring ethics or whatever


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Ezuma]
    #24039350 - 01/25/17 05:28 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Republicans make excellent slaves.  In fact they really really desire to be slaves.  They think someday that they will be in charge.  But nope, they're always going to be at the bottom of the hierarchy.

Jesus made the rules bitches!


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Morel Guy]
    #24039354 - 01/25/17 05:31 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Republicans make excellent slaves.  In fact they really really desire to be slaves.  They think someday that they will be in charge.  But nope, they're always going to be at the bottom of the hierarchy.

Jesus made the rules bitches!




sorry no room on my lawn for pickup trucks, so I'll pass on republican slaves. For my technical tasks I'd probably require Chinese slaves


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Sheekle]
    #24039480 - 01/25/17 06:25 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Well i dont see the harm in considering it if the opportunity arose...

Either way it seems like a massive PITA.

But yea if i had a slave itd be a sex slave. For some reason though whenever i think of a sex slave, i think of a malnourished and stinky dead in the eyes person...kind of a turn off.

Cant say id personally be opposed to it but theory and seeing something in person are 2 very different things.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: JvF] * 1
    #24039483 - 01/25/17 06:26 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Well i dont see the harm in considering it if the opportunity arose...



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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Morel Guy] * 2
    #24039619 - 01/25/17 07:24 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Republicans make excellent slaves.  In fact they really really desire to be slaves.  They think someday that they will be in charge.  But nope, they're always going to be at the bottom of the hierarchy.

Jesus made the rules bitches!




You know guy, we had a perfectly good and wholesome thread here about slavery and YOU just had to come in and muddy the waters by randomly pushing your dogshit political opinions/agenda that nobody wants to hear.

Reading this thread and stumbling onto your post is the real life equivalent to taking a walk through the park on a nice day and then accidentally stepping in a giant fresh pile of dogshit.

And if anyone are slaves, it's the libs/democrats out there that believe their opinions and political beliefs are their own when in fact they're just ignorant to the fact that they've been brainwashed by the media/education etc. Sort of like those people who get pissed off at republicans for doing the very same things their glorious prophet Obama is "guilty" of.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #24039684 - 01/25/17 08:02 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Morel Guy said:
Republicans make excellent slaves.  In fact they really really desire to be slaves.  They think someday that they will be in charge.  But nope, they're always going to be at the bottom of the hierarchy.

Jesus made the rules bitches!




You know guy, we had a perfectly good and wholesome thread here about slavery and YOU just had to come in and muddy the waters by randomly pushing your dogshit political opinions/agenda that nobody wants to hear.

Reading this thread and stumbling onto your post is the real life equivalent to taking a walk through the park on a nice day and then accidentally stepping in a giant fresh pile of dogshit.






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You just described exactly how I felt after I read it hahahaha :somefunnyshit:


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: SARAtonin]
    #24039700 - 01/25/17 08:09 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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I mean ALL men.

Long live the matriarchy!!!!




with the exception of the homosexuals, men are slaves to the poosay


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #24039716 - 01/25/17 08:16 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Thats what burkas and sharia law are for

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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24039746 - 01/25/17 08:29 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Fuck slaves, give us a 100 years and we'll have fully functioning cyborgs who will help you with whatever the fuck you need




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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: OliverJames] * 1
    #24039756 - 01/25/17 08:32 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Fuck slaves, give us a 100 years and we'll have fully functioning cyborgs who will help you with whatever the fuck you need



Sure, sure. But what's the fun in that when I could rape a real human being and keep someone away from sunlight as long as my heart desires? Will the robot even feel grateful if I'm feeding it kibble?


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: OliverJames]
    #24039758 - 01/25/17 08:33 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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OliverJames said:
Fuck slaves, give us a 100 years and we'll have fully functioning cyborgs who will help you with whatever the fuck you need








we already know how that's going to end


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #24039761 - 01/25/17 08:34 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

:datass:


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #24039765 - 01/25/17 08:35 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Quote:

OliverJames said:
Fuck slaves, give us a 100 years and we'll have fully functioning cyborgs who will help you with whatever the fuck you need








we already know how that's going to end



Yes.
It is going to end with twerkbots.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: California]
    #24039769 - 01/25/17 08:37 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

pinnacle of technological advancement


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: California]
    #24039770 - 01/25/17 08:37 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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California said:

Yes.
It is going to end with twerkbots.





It would be so far out tripping solo at my apartment and chillin with my twerkbot

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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: OliverJames]
    #24039772 - 01/25/17 08:38 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Downfall of human kind.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #24039920 - 01/25/17 09:48 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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PatrickKn said:
Downfall of human kind.




The cyborgs will keep you in their basement like an old piece of furniture man


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: OliverJames]
    #24039946 - 01/25/17 10:01 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

I think I'd be a good slave owner back then if i was rich enough to have slaves. I'd be generous and my slaves would be the healthiest and happiest.. If you could own slaves and treat them better than another slave owner you'd definitely buy as many slaves as possible. Ya know? Save em from an evil whipping raping slave owner and give purpose to their new lives. It's not like you're able to send them back to Africa in those times


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: SARAtonin]
    #24039947 - 01/25/17 10:02 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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SARAtonin said:
The one serious thing I will contribute to this thread, is the fact that I find the way the ancients handled slaverey to be much more respectable (if you could call it that) than the way America viewed slavery.
Unlike in America the ancients didn't try to justify slavery by saying they were civilizing of culturing their slaves,  they didn't try and say it was ok because of told them one group was more righteous than the other.
They we just stright up and real about it, "We are stronger than you, so are going to take those of you worth our time and kill the rest."






:archiebunker:


Anyway, no I wouldn't own slaves, I hate putting a collar on an animal because I feel like I am robbing them of their freedom, I couldn't imagine owning a person, holy fucking shit.


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: Starstepper]
    #24040099 - 01/25/17 11:25 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

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Mush 4 Brains said:
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Morel Guy said:
Republicans make excellent slaves.  In fact they really really desire to be slaves.  They think someday that they will be in charge.  But nope, they're always going to be at the bottom of the hierarchy.

Jesus made the rules bitches!




You know guy, we had a perfectly good and wholesome thread here about slavery and YOU just had to come in and muddy the waters by randomly pushing your dogshit political opinions/agenda that nobody wants to hear.

Reading this thread and stumbling onto your post is the real life equivalent to taking a walk through the park on a nice day and then accidentally stepping in a giant fresh pile of dogshit.






+1000
You just described exactly how I felt after I read it hahahaha :somefunnyshit:



Right ha, ain't nobody got time for that. And that MorelGuy dude-bro-person, is always pushing his ultra left beliefs.

I have my own political beliefs but I try to only post them in political threads or other relevant topics.

He's like the one type of guy everyone knows. The kind of guy that even though everyone has asked politely not to on many ocassions, just can't help but ram their political beliefs down everyone's throat at the most inappropriate times.

You feed this type of person alcohol and they go full "homeless man on the street yelling about the galactic reptilian JEW overlords."


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Re: Would you own a slave? [Re: JvF]
    #24040130 - 01/25/17 11:44 PM (7 years, 5 days ago)

Well the results at least partially restored my faith in Shroomery.


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