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OfflineJustForToday
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I'm a good thief.
    #24036100 - 01/24/17 01:55 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

I've never been caught. I'm a good thief.


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InvisibleDustyBottoms
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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: JustForToday]
    #24036113 - 01/24/17 01:59 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Me too...at least in my former life.
In a meeting now but will respond later


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #24036117 - 01/24/17 02:00 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

I retired from it. I never got anything of absurd value though but I'm pretty sure I could if I applied myself.


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: JustForToday]
    #24036122 - 01/24/17 02:02 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Steal some million dollar jewels or a rob a bank to put yourself to an actual test. Report back here with the location and time of the heist, perhaps what you were wearing that day and we'll give you proper kudos for being a dirty thief.


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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: JustForToday]
    #24036130 - 01/24/17 02:05 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

As a klepto, this thread intrigues me. I've never stolen anything good either, just small stuff, makeup, and clothes.
I've never been caught, and it always makes me want to do it again, but I really want to break the habit. I have enough money to pay for things and don't need to do it, but the rush brings me back. Every time I get something without being caught, it is so satisfying.
Just my 2 cents, not necessarily something I'm proud of. Like most things, it becomes addictive.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: calliecat44]
    #24036141 - 01/24/17 02:08 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

calliecat44 said:
As a klepto, this thread intrigues me. I've never stolen anything good either, just small stuff, makeup, and clothes.
I've never been caught, and it always makes me want to do it again, but I really want to break the habit. I have enough money to pay for things and don't need to do it, but the rush brings me back. Every time I get something without being caught, it is so satisfying.
Just my 2 cents, not necessarily something I'm proud of. Like most things, it becomes addictive.




I KNOW. When i'm in the act it makes my heart pump.. like driving a fast car or having sex. And to get away with it is just like.. Damn i'm good.


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Invisibletrees
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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: JustForToday]
    #24036180 - 01/24/17 02:19 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

I've stolen a lot, I'm by no means a klepto, but took some big opportunities a while ago, and also stole a lot from home depot just to get by with my earlier projects. The biggest heist was on a private elementary school that was left unlocked over a weekend. Went in around 3am. We got a huge flat screen tv, a massive theater tech sound board with a million buttons on it, musical equipment and instruments, concert speakers. Literally stuffed my friends car with probably 10k worth of stuff. This School was loaded. It all eventually got distributed through craigslist. The TV went to someone who was owed money

a lot from home depot, probably in the $500 range added up


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InvisibleRepertoire89
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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: JustForToday]
    #24036187 - 01/24/17 02:22 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

You're good because you got away with pocketing snicker bars?

Thats like saying you're a badass warrior because you beat up a toddler.


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InvisibleJohn NadaDiscord
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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: JustForToday] * 4
    #24036442 - 01/24/17 03:55 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

I've been caught stealing, once when I was 5.


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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: John Nada]
    #24036445 - 01/24/17 03:56 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

he'll walk right through the door


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OfflineGreenvalley
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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: Asante]
    #24036465 - 01/24/17 04:02 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

I used to steal full shopping carts full of food from safeway. It was probably over 150$ worth of food each time.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: Greenvalley]
    #24036502 - 01/24/17 04:16 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

I'm Arsene Lupin!



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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: Patlal]
    #24036649 - 01/24/17 05:11 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

How would you all get your rush if everything was everyones? As in the concept of currency/greed did not exist?


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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #24036668 - 01/24/17 05:19 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
I've never been caught. I'm a good thief.



Your parents are just too kind to call you out for stealing booze money


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Offlinestzacrack
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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24036671 - 01/24/17 05:20 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Homicide


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #24036672 - 01/24/17 05:21 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

ONE OZ SLUG said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
I've never been caught. I'm a good thief.



Your parents are just too kind to call you out for stealing booze money




It's the thought that counts.:awesomenod:


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Re: I'm a good thief. [Re: JustForToday]
    #24036718 - 01/24/17 05:21 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
If you're going to start a new discussion topic, please make a better effort to impart some substance to it so that it might actually spark some substantive discussion.


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