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#24035736 - 01/24/17 10:55 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is my girls dog. It's breath smells like rank pussy, it barks at nothing and I personally find it one ugly dog. The underbite is super gnarly and hideous to look at its face. I need to know whether I find it hard to look st or it's objectively ugly.
On a scale of 1-10 how ugly is this dog? 0 being the ugliest and 10 being the cutest.
     
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Sheekle
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that dog looks pretty cool imo tbh
i hate the idea of having housepets but ican appreciate them from a distance
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Sheekle]
#24035748 - 01/24/17 11:00 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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That dog is mad goofy looking in a cute kinda way. That's all i really got 
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Sheekle]
#24035749 - 01/24/17 11:00 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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2, thats an ugly dog with beady soulless eyes.
Any dog shorter than a grown mans knee should be considered a delicacy, not a pet.
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Sheekle
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the only thing ugly about that dog is the fact that it's bare dog ass is on your bed
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Sheekle]
#24035763 - 01/24/17 11:08 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol, are you not a pet person sheekle?
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 Tmethyl
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He looks purdy. 
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Sheekle
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I like animals when they're other people's and I don't have to take care of them. I'll spend an afternoon running around with a dog, playing fetch, all that good shit.
But as far as letting them sit places with their external anuses and unwiped asses directly on my things and buying them expensive-ass food and making sure they don't piss in the house while they inveitably smell up the place and all that other stuff, i'll pass on it.
As heart-breaking as it was when my beloved cat Kelsy died, there was also a great sense of relief in knowing I will no longer have to deal with poop that misses the litterbox or vomit on things.
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#24035779 - 01/24/17 11:12 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Word. It's different once you have your own place and shit to take care of. This girl I was seeing was constantly bothering me to get a goddamn puppy until I asked when it was going to stay at her place. She thought about it and shut the fuck up real quick 
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Yeah I thought my roomate wanted a dog and I sent him this long text about how they're what my literal nightmares are made of and that i'd had a bad dream about one running around the house the night before nd all this stuff and it turned out he was just kidding about wanting one, I was hella relieved
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Sheekle]
#24035786 - 01/24/17 11:16 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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If i had a house I think a dog would be reasonable. But as long as I live in a one bedroom apartment there's no way i'm getting anything but a fish.
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5/10 dog, would still bang
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 Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Nifflerz] 1
#24035801 - 01/24/17 11:23 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Take that nigga to the groomers
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: DmTree] 2
#24035806 - 01/24/17 11:27 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nigga needs a fresh fade for sure
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Nifflerz] 2
#24035827 - 01/24/17 11:36 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Niffla said:
5/10 dog, would still bang
Oh my. Someone call PETA!
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Quote:
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That dog is mad goofy looking in a cute kinda way. That's all i really got
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Surely this is facetious projection, but I see something sinister in that dog.
It may be that he's a sweetie despite his slightly ghoulish appearance, but he's not one with a trustworthy face.
Anyhow, you know you can actually brush a dog's teeth with canine friendly tooth paste and brushes! That might help to take care of the rotten breath effect, thus allowing for the little guy to at least be chill enough to hang out with.
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ugh... Dogs.....
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Patlal] 1
#24035985 - 01/24/17 12:59 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's breath smells like rank pussy? You sure you know it's not getting down and dirty with your gs behind your back? Do jars of peanut butter disappear quickly?
Ah man that reminds me one time I went to this bar and this old ugly goofy looking women worked there. And within 2 minutes of getting there and getting my beer she starts like trying to flirt and starts like describing her pussy and shit. And after 3 minutes of meeting this person she tells me she likes to take peanut butter and rub it right here, then she rubs her crotch, and then tells me she lets her dog lick it off. Man it was nasty and I was bewildered I got out of there quick. I don't know if she thought she was being sexy and fretting to fish for tips or what. But she was gross as shit and acting the part. Any other bar tender and I would have stayed and drank but she drove me out quick.
Back on topic my dog is a handful. Here's a great big dumb Great Pyrenees who is afraid of everything. He sheds non stop and if I go a couple days without cleaning my house looks like it's covered in snow. It get sucked up into my appliances filters and breaks them. Plus he barks. Non freaking stop. I have to keep him inside a lot more then I'd like because he just barks at everything. 'And my neighbors birch about everything so I can't just let him bark. Even though all 50 dogs up and down the block bark non stop all the time seems like I'm the only one who gets complaints from them. Even their dog barks. After i let my dog out he gets one chance as soon as he starts barking it's back in the house due to them. I hate them they complain about the stupidest crap that no other neighbors seem to care about. One time they even asked me to put siding on my house because they were trying to sell theirs and wanted the neighboring houses to look good. They actually owned my house at one point before I told them they should have done it. Before we moved in my yard was covered in their dogs shit, and when I got my dog the first thing they did was complain about "all the dog waste" in my yard. Which there was some but never got bad. I cleaned it up every other day before I mowed grass. Sorry for the rant about the crap people.
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i think its one of those things where it's so ugly it's cute. Give it a hug!
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: DTCharlieB]
#24036009 - 01/24/17 01:10 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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I voted 5, not hideous but not the prettiest little thing I've seen. Is it some kind of bulldog/pug-terrier mix?
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: DTCharlieB]
#24036175 - 01/24/17 02:18 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Situations like this are why Im going out into the woods, cant deal with having people in close proximity anymore. Im not an introvert but I only want to see people when Im going out, having neighbors and roommates is a constant headache.
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Cognitive_Shift
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I guess I must just be an asshole to cuz to me she's hard to look at.
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: do it]
#24036285 - 01/24/17 03:02 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
do it said:
I voted 5, not hideous but not the prettiest little thing I've seen. Is it some kind of bulldog/pug-terrier mix?
It's supposed to be half pug and half Brussels griffon but I think the Brussels is diluted with some type of terrier
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1/2 Pug 1/2 B Griff 
That's two fucked up breeds combined just like my 1/2 Pug 1/2 Boston Terrier. About to get a him a 3-4K surgery so he can breathe. 
I like ugly dogs so 10/10 but let his hair grow like a little wook if you can
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The dog looks sad, Like he knows you're taking pics to make fun of him
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It doesnt have feelings, frufru dogs are inanimate objects
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Quote:
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The dog looks sad, Like he knows you're taking pics to make fun of him
My dog does the same thing when he is being laughed at. They know
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Idk op, i think the dog is cute, i have a soft spot for ugly dogs, cuz no one wants them but theyre usually good dogs..
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: zZZz]
#24036735 - 01/24/17 05:45 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Idk op, i think the dog is cute, i have a soft spot for ugly dogs, cuz no one wants them but theyre usually good dogs..
It's a sweet dog. But barking at nothing on a regular basis and riling up the other dogs to bark too is highly annoying.
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pretty damn ugly id say but dont tell him i said so
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: nhobidy]
#24036761 - 01/24/17 05:53 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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You said I'm ugly?
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don't blame me blame the media's unrealistic standard of beauty
its really all their fault
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: nhobidy]
#24036779 - 01/24/17 05:58 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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why u told him i said so?
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Quote:
Cognitive_Shift said:
This is my girls dog. It's breath smells like rank pussy, it barks at nothing and I personally find it one ugly dog. The underbite is super gnarly and hideous to look at its face. I need to know whether I find it hard to look st or it's objectively ugly.
On a scale of 1-10 how ugly is this dog? 0 being the ugliest and 10 being the cutest.
I gave him a 3.
But this guy gets an 8 
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Her other dog looks more like an ewok. Jeanie. She's so much cuter tho. Jeanie is also half pug half BG the other guy is a frenchie.
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They look delicious, makes me hungry just looking at them
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Quote:
Cognitive_Shift said:
This is my girls dog. It's breath smells like rank pussy, it barks at nothing and I personally find it one ugly dog. The underbite is super gnarly and hideous to look at its face. I need to know whether I find it hard to look st or it's objectively ugly.
On a scale of 1-10 how ugly is this dog? 0 being the ugliest and 10 being the cutest.
I gave him a 3.
But this guy gets an 8
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