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How ugly is this dog? * 4
    #24035736 - 01/24/17 10:55 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

This is my girls dog.  It's breath smells like rank pussy, it barks at nothing and I personally find it one ugly dog.  The underbite is super gnarly and hideous to look at its face.  I need to know whether I find it hard to look st or it's objectively ugly.

On a scale of 1-10 how ugly is this dog?  0 being the ugliest and 10 being the cutest.

How ugly is this dog? 0=ugliest 10=cutest
You may choose only one


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Cognitive_Shift] * 1
    #24035738 - 01/24/17 10:57 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

that dog looks pretty cool imo tbh

i hate the idea of having housepets but ican appreciate them from a distance


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Sheekle]
    #24035748 - 01/24/17 11:00 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

That dog is mad goofy looking in a cute kinda way. That's all i really got :shrug:


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Sheekle]
    #24035749 - 01/24/17 11:00 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

2, thats an ugly dog with beady soulless eyes.

Any dog shorter than a grown mans knee should be considered a delicacy, not a pet.


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #24035751 - 01/24/17 11:01 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

the only thing ugly about that dog is the fact that it's bare dog ass is on your bed


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Sheekle]
    #24035763 - 01/24/17 11:08 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Lol, are you not a pet person sheekle?


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #24035765 - 01/24/17 11:09 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

He looks purdy. :heart:


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #24035773 - 01/24/17 11:11 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

I like animals when they're other people's and I don't have to take care of them. I'll spend an afternoon running around with a dog, playing fetch, all that good shit.

But as far as letting them sit places with their external anuses and unwiped asses directly on my things and buying them expensive-ass food and making sure they don't piss in the house while they inveitably smell up the place and all that other stuff, i'll pass on it.


As heart-breaking as it was when my beloved cat Kelsy died, there was also a great sense of relief in knowing I will no longer have to deal with poop that misses the litterbox or vomit on things.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #24035779 - 01/24/17 11:12 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Word. It's different once you have your own place and shit to take care of. This girl I was seeing was constantly bothering me to get a goddamn puppy until I asked when it was going to stay at her place. She thought about it and shut the fuck up real quick :lol:


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #24035781 - 01/24/17 11:14 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Yeah I thought my roomate wanted a dog and I sent him this long text about how they're what my literal nightmares are made of and that i'd had a bad dream about one running around the house the night before nd all this stuff and it turned out he was just kidding about wanting one, I was hella relieved


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Sheekle]
    #24035786 - 01/24/17 11:16 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

If i had a house I think a dog would be reasonable. But as long as I live in a one bedroom apartment there's no way i'm getting anything but a fish.


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Cognitive_Shift] * 5
    #24035799 - 01/24/17 11:22 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

5/10 dog, would still bang

:typingdog:


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #24035801 - 01/24/17 11:23 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Take that nigga to the groomers


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: DmTree] * 2
    #24035806 - 01/24/17 11:27 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Nigga needs a fresh fade for sure


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #24035827 - 01/24/17 11:36 AM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
5/10 dog, would still bang

:typingdog:




Oh my. Someone call PETA!
:didyouseethat:


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #24035879 - 01/24/17 12:05 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
That dog is mad goofy looking in a cute kinda way. That's all i really got :shrug:



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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #24035905 - 01/24/17 12:16 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

Surely this is facetious projection, but I see something sinister in that dog.


It may be that he's a sweetie despite his slightly ghoulish appearance, but he's not one with a trustworthy face.

Anyhow, you know you can actually brush a dog's teeth with canine friendly tooth paste and brushes! That might help to take care of the rotten breath effect, thus allowing for the little guy to at least be chill enough to hang out with.


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Chakra Shock]
    #24035931 - 01/24/17 12:30 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

ugh... Dogs.....


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #24035985 - 01/24/17 12:59 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

It's breath smells like rank pussy?  You sure you know it's not getting down and dirty with your gs behind your back?  Do jars of peanut butter disappear quickly?

Ah man that reminds me one time I went to this bar and this old ugly goofy looking women worked there.  And within 2 minutes of getting there and getting my beer she starts like trying to flirt and starts like describing her pussy and shit.  And after 3 minutes of meeting this person she tells me she likes to take peanut butter and rub it right here, then she rubs her crotch,  and then tells me she lets her dog lick it off.  Man it was nasty and I was bewildered I got out of there quick.  I don't know if she thought she was being sexy and fretting to fish for tips or what.  But she was gross as shit and acting the part.  Any other bar tender and I would have stayed and drank but she drove me out quick.

Back on topic my dog is a handful.  Here's a great big dumb Great Pyrenees who is afraid of everything.  He sheds non stop and if I go a couple days without cleaning my house looks like it's covered in snow.  It get sucked up into my appliances filters and breaks them.  Plus he barks.  Non freaking stop.  I have to keep him inside a lot more then I'd like because he just barks at everything.  'And my neighbors birch about everything so I can't just let him bark.  Even though all 50 dogs up and down the block bark non stop all the time seems like I'm the only one who gets complaints from them.  Even their dog barks.  After i let my dog out he gets one chance as soon as he starts barking it's back in the house due to them.  I hate them they complain about the stupidest crap that no other neighbors seem to care about.  One time they even asked me to put siding on my house because they were trying to sell theirs and wanted the neighboring houses to look good.  They actually owned my house at one point before I told them they should have done it.  Before we moved in my yard was covered in their dogs shit,  and when I got my dog the first thing they did was complain about "all the dog waste" in my yard.  Which there was some but never got bad.  I cleaned it up every other day before I mowed grass.  Sorry for the rant about the crap people. 
Go on with the chlorophyll!


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Re: How ugly is this dog? [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #24036003 - 01/24/17 01:08 PM (7 years, 6 days ago)

i think its one of those things where it's so ugly it's cute. Give it a hug!


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